| She's in the kitchen | |
| Cryin' by the oven | |
| It seems she really loved him | |
| An' he's so drunk | |
| He's passed out in a | |
| DatsunThat's parked out in the hot sun | |
| In the saddest vacant lot in all the world | |
| WorldWorld | |
| WorldBoldly goin' | |
| Where he rarely knows | |
| But he'll miss her when he goes | |
| What a shame | |
| As she drifts out of reach | |
| While he's still drunk asleep | |
| In the saddest vacant lot in all the world | |
| WorldWorld | |
| WorldWorld | |
| WorldWorld | |
| Ha, haWorld | |
| WorldWorld | |
| WorldWorld | |
| Ha, haWorld(Saddest vacant lot in all the world) | |
| World(Saddest vacant lot in all the world) | |
| WorldWorld(Saddest vacant lot in all the world) | |
| WorldHa, ha, ha |