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Sloppy Love Sequence 3 |
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Cameras rollin' |
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Action! |
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The bomb's been detinated |
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I'm just waiting for an explosion |
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I was at second base and it was time for me to close in on third |
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With blurred vision and, |
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Precisely placed slurred words we started kissin' |
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Man listen it was like a scene bad V movie with a very low budget |
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But fuck it I was drunk and I admit I loved it |
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Every last second |
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I couldn't kill that thought of us butt ass naked |
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Tely surfin with the fan on |
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Chattin about the session and |
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Slowly gettin in to closet skeleton confessions |
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That's when she made an offer I couldn't refuse |
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And chills when up and down my leg like Samoan tattoos |
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She said she had a pad that wasn't too far away |
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And she loved it if I stayed until the following day |
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So it was time to exit stage left |
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I made my rounds, gave my pounds and hugs, |
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Gathered my thoughts and took a deep breath |
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And now we walkin to the door but |
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Right before we stepped outside she bought me one more |
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Now I'm feelin' it |
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I had my hand in my pocket but she stealin' it |
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With our fingers interlock |
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And as we walk down Exchange Street |
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With our hearts pitter-pat to the same beat |
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And then she popped the question |
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Like "Trav, you ever been in love" |
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And I'm like "Tcha, not that I recall" |
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But there was one situation, but I didn't have the patience |
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Or the balls to say it |
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And everytime I try I just digitally relay it |
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And it sound something like a "Duh duh duh duh duh" |
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Man my speech impediment left my heart vacant without a single resident |
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The first ten had got evicted the second she settled in |
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I seen her the other day ridin' my bike and kept peddlin' |
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If it wasn't for meddling kids would love even exist? (Nope) |
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If it wasn't for alcohol would I be saying this? (Nope) |
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She probably took offense, I probably started getting sober |
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'Cuz she started getting ugly and I think I probably told her |
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Then my feet got heavy, I started drippin sweat |
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I knew I was getting into something I would later regret |
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Right when I lit the cigarette I caught an occasion of the spins |
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I started wishin I was back at the bar with my friends |
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And then it happened, |
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I fell flat on my face |
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When I awoke I found that I was in a very strange place |
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Must have goten my wish granted, 'cuz I was butt ass naked |
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But the only downside was that the room was pretty vacant |
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Except next to the bed there was this note on the dresser |
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While I'm trying to deal with this hangover head pressure |
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With a smile I grabbed the note with a smoke and sat back |
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"Dear whoever, lose my number. |
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P.S. The sex was whack" |