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| [00:03.661] | 封面/录音/混音：BGT |
| [00:05.162] | 咦！怎么都没人啊 |
| [00:06.909] | 前来参加大会的各路英雄呢？ |
| [00:07.657] | 你来迟了一步 英雄大会已经散会了 |
| [00:09.663] | 什么！！！！！ |
| [00:11.162] | 散会！？？？？ |
| [00:12.412] | 我鸠摩智没到就散会？ |
| [00:14.660] | 没我鸠摩智！算什么英雄大会啊！ |
| [00:19.160] | 大家好call me练武天才少年成都鸠摩智 |
| [00:21.911] | 练武不挑三拣四各种武林秘籍都合适 |
| [00:24.412] | 不仅拳脚功夫了得偶尔也能和你斗个智 |
| [00:27.159] | 必修一阳指即将毕业去少林寺读博士 |
| [00:29.918] | 我最爱偷学武功，呸 |
| [00:31.657] | 其实我有苦衷，我最爱的是将武功背 |
| [00:34.160] | 熟再融会贯通 |
| [00:34.912] | 面对面也不怕惹事，你们爱网上打字 |
| [00:37.408] | 下次我再遇到慕容复我还能打他八次 |
| [00:40.410] | 都说我 输给段誉，你们在放屁（噗～） |
| [00:42.910] | 是他吸走我内力才导致我中途放弃 |
| [00:45.413] | 博大精深的武功被 给全部吸走 |
| [00:48.412] | 缓缓从井底醒来 诶？情况有些棘手 |
| [00:51.411] | 管你什么什么南慕容北乔峰 |
| [00:53.907] | 把我放进火影里都比干柿鬼鲛猛 |
| [00:56.410] | 所以什么什么北乔峰南慕容 |
| [00:59.162] | 打倒你们的难度跟踩死只蚂蚁也没不同 |
| [01:02.660] | 你们中原有所谓的北乔峰南慕容 |
| [01:04.914] | 北乔峰就避而不战 |
| [01:07.409] | 南慕容？ |
| [01:08.410] | 随着武功不断进步我也变得膨胀（简直是浪得虚名！） |
| [01:10.408] | 别说仁者无敌只有拳头才是我最崇尚 |
| [01:13.212] | 不需要任何同党 |
| [01:14.462] | 我独自就可行走江湖 |
| [01:15.961] | 但需要捧场 |
| [01:16.958] | 请大侠装作与我相熟（hello~） |
| [01:18.714] | 初めまして 双手合十幸会幸会 |
| [01:21.209] | 给他机会把他击碎让他领略武学精髓 |
| [01:24.707] | 小无相功七十二绝技老子同时还会易筋经 |
| [01:27.964] | 搬出我收藏的独门秘籍肯定得是一斤一斤 |
| [01:31.710] | 天龙寺被我打啦～少林寺被我打啦～ |
| [01:34.212] | 扫藏经阁的那个老光头的光头记得打蜡 |
| [01:37.212] | 小僧是个和尚 念经嘛哩嘛哩呗呗哄 |
| [01:39.962] | 悄悄地告诉你们段誉是个妹妹控 |
| [01:42.962] | 挡我去路，这位少侠你算有胆气 |
| [01:45.210] | 没错我败给虚竹emmm也曾败给段誉 |
| [01:47.960] | 但我从不屈服，这故事未完待续 |
| [01:50.819] | 能和贫僧打成平手的世上没有几人 |
| [01:55.573] | 南慕容：无耻 |
| [01:56.826] | 略~ |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : BGT |
| [00:00.828] | zuo qu : BGT |
| [00:01.657] | bian qu: prod by bao wa er ke cha jin |
| [00:03.661] | feng mian lu yin hun yin: BGT |
| [00:05.162] | yi! zen me dou mei ren a |
| [00:06.909] | qian lai can jia da hui de ge lu ying xiong ne? |
| [00:07.657] | ni lai chi le yi bu ying xiong da hui yi jing san hui le |
| [00:09.663] | shen me!!!!! |
| [00:11.162] | san hui!???? |
| [00:12.412] | wo jiu mo zhi mei dao jiu san hui? |
| [00:14.660] | mei wo jiu mo zhi! suan shen me ying xiong da hui a! |
| [00:19.160] | da jia hao call me lian wu tian cai shao nian cheng du jiu mo zhi |
| [00:21.911] | lian wu bu tiao san jian si ge zhong wu lin mi ji dou he shi |
| [00:24.412] | bu jin quan jiao gong fu liao de ou er ye neng he ni dou ge zhi |
| [00:27.159] | bi xiu yi yang zhi ji jiang bi ye qu shao lin si du bo shi |
| [00:29.918] | wo zui ai tou xue wu gong, pei |
| [00:31.657] | qi shi wo you ku zhong, wo zui ai de shi jiang wu gong bei |
| [00:34.160] | shu zai rong hui guan tong |
| [00:34.912] | mian dui mian ye bu pa re shi, ni men ai wang shang da zi |
| [00:37.408] | xia ci wo zai yu dao mu rong fu wo hai neng da ta ba ci |
| [00:40.410] | dou shuo wo shu gei duan yu, ni men zai fang pi pu |
| [00:42.910] | shi ta xi zou wo nei li cai dao zhi wo zhong tu fang qi |
| [00:45.413] | bo da jing shen de wu gong bei gei quan bu xi zou |
| [00:48.412] | huan huan cong jing di xing lai ei? qing kuang you xie ji shou |
| [00:51.411] | guan ni shen me shen me nan mu rong bei qiao feng |
| [00:53.907] | ba wo fang jin huo ying li dou bi gan shi gui jiao meng |
| [00:56.410] | suo yi shen me shen me bei qiao feng nan mu rong |
| [00:59.162] | da dao ni men de nan du gen cai si zhi ma yi ye mei bu tong |
| [01:02.660] | ni men zhong yuan you suo wei de bei qiao feng nan mu rong |
| [01:04.914] | bei qiao feng jiu bi er bu zhan |
| [01:07.409] | nan mu rong? |
| [01:08.410] | sui zhe wu gong bu duan jin bu wo ye bian de peng zhang jian zhi shi lang de xu ming! |
| [01:10.408] | bie shuo ren zhe wu di zhi you quan tou cai shi wo zui chong shang |
| [01:13.212] | bu xu yao ren he tong dang |
| [01:14.462] | wo du zi jiu ke xing zou jiang hu |
| [01:15.961] | dan xu yao peng chang |
| [01:16.958] | qing da xia zhuang zuo yu wo xiang shu hello |
| [01:18.714] | chu shuang shou he shi xing hui xing hui |
| [01:21.209] | gei ta ji hui ba ta ji sui rang ta ling lue wu xue jing sui |
| [01:24.707] | xiao wu xiang gong qi shi er jue ji lao zi tong shi hai hui yi jin jing |
| [01:27.964] | ban chu wo shou cang de du men mi ji ken ding de shi yi jin yi jin |
| [01:31.710] | tian long si bei wo da la shao lin si bei wo da la |
| [01:34.212] | sao zang jing ge de na ge lao guang tou de guang tou ji de da la |
| [01:37.212] | xiao seng shi ge he shang nian jing ma li ma li bei bei hong |
| [01:39.962] | qiao qiao di gao su ni men duan yu shi ge mei mei kong |
| [01:42.962] | dang wo qu lu, zhe wei shao xia ni suan you dan qi |
| [01:45.210] | mei cuo wo bai gei xu zhu emmm ye zeng bai gei duan yu |
| [01:47.960] | dan wo cong bu qu fu, zhe gu shi wei wan dai xu |
| [01:50.819] | neng he pin seng da cheng ping shou de shi shang mei you ji ren |
| [01:55.573] | nan mu rong: wu chi |
| [01:56.826] | lue |
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| [00:00.828] | zuò qǔ : BGT |
| [00:01.657] | biān qǔ: prod by bǎo wá ér kē chá jīn |
| [00:03.661] | fēng miàn lù yīn hùn yīn: BGT |
| [00:05.162] | yí! zěn me dōu méi rén a |
| [00:06.909] | qián lái cān jiā dà huì de gè lù yīng xióng ne? |
| [00:07.657] | nǐ lái chí le yī bù yīng xióng dà huì yǐ jīng sàn huì le |
| [00:09.663] | shén me!!!!! |
| [00:11.162] | sàn huì!???? |
| [00:12.412] | wǒ jiū mó zhì méi dào jiù sàn huì? |
| [00:14.660] | méi wǒ jiū mó zhì! suàn shén me yīng xióng dà huì a! |
| [00:19.160] | dà jiā hǎo call me liàn wǔ tiān cái shào nián chéng dū jiū mó zhì |
| [00:21.911] | liàn wǔ bù tiāo sān jiǎn sì gè zhǒng wǔ lín mì jí dōu hé shì |
| [00:24.412] | bù jǐn quán jiǎo gōng fū liǎo de ǒu ěr yě néng hé nǐ dòu gè zhì |
| [00:27.159] | bì xiū yī yáng zhǐ jí jiāng bì yè qù shǎo lín sì dú bó shì |
| [00:29.918] | wǒ zuì ài tōu xué wǔ gōng, pēi |
| [00:31.657] | qí shí wǒ yǒu kǔ zhōng, wǒ zuì ài de shì jiāng wǔ gōng bèi |
| [00:34.160] | shú zài róng huì guàn tōng |
| [00:34.912] | miàn duì miàn yě bù pà rě shì, nǐ men ài wǎng shàng dǎ zì |
| [00:37.408] | xià cì wǒ zài yù dào mù róng fù wǒ hái néng dǎ tā bā cì |
| [00:40.410] | dōu shuō wǒ shū gěi duàn yù, nǐ men zài fàng pì pū |
| [00:42.910] | shì tā xī zǒu wǒ nèi lì cái dǎo zhì wǒ zhōng tú fàng qì |
| [00:45.413] | bó dà jīng shēn de wǔ gōng bèi gěi quán bù xī zǒu |
| [00:48.412] | huǎn huǎn cóng jǐng dǐ xǐng lái éi? qíng kuàng yǒu xiē jí shǒu |
| [00:51.411] | guǎn nǐ shén me shén me nán mù róng běi qiáo fēng |
| [00:53.907] | bǎ wǒ fàng jìn huǒ yǐng lǐ dōu bǐ gàn shì guǐ jiāo měng |
| [00:56.410] | suǒ yǐ shén me shén me běi qiáo fēng nán mù róng |
| [00:59.162] | dǎ dǎo nǐ men de nán dù gēn cǎi sǐ zhǐ mǎ yǐ yě méi bù tóng |
| [01:02.660] | nǐ men zhōng yuán yǒu suǒ wèi de běi qiáo fēng nán mù róng |
| [01:04.914] | běi qiáo fēng jiù bì ér bù zhàn |
| [01:07.409] | nán mù róng? |
| [01:08.410] | suí zhe wǔ gōng bù duàn jìn bù wǒ yě biàn de péng zhàng jiǎn zhí shì làng dé xū míng! |
| [01:10.408] | bié shuō rén zhě wú dí zhǐ yǒu quán tou cái shì wǒ zuì chóng shàng |
| [01:13.212] | bù xū yào rèn hé tóng dǎng |
| [01:14.462] | wǒ dú zì jiù kě xíng zǒu jiāng hú |
| [01:15.961] | dàn xū yào pěng chǎng |
| [01:16.958] | qǐng dà xiá zhuāng zuò yǔ wǒ xiāng shú hello |
| [01:18.714] | chū shuāng shǒu hé shí xìng huì xìng huì |
| [01:21.209] | gěi tā jī huì bǎ tā jī suì ràng tā lǐng lüè wǔ xué jīng suǐ |
| [01:24.707] | xiǎo wú xiāng gōng qī shí èr jué jì lǎo zi tóng shí hái huì yì jīn jīng |
| [01:27.964] | bān chū wǒ shōu cáng de dú mén mì jí kěn dìng dé shì yī jīn yī jīn |
| [01:31.710] | tiān lóng sì bèi wǒ dǎ la shǎo lín sì bèi wǒ dǎ la |
| [01:34.212] | sǎo zàng jīng gé de nà gè lǎo guāng tóu de guāng tóu jì de dǎ là |
| [01:37.212] | xiǎo sēng shì gè hé shàng niàn jīng ma lī ma lī bei bei hōng |
| [01:39.962] | qiāo qiāo dì gào sù nǐ men duàn yù shì gè mèi mei kòng |
| [01:42.962] | dǎng wǒ qù lù, zhè wèi shǎo xiá nǐ suàn yǒu dǎn qì |
| [01:45.210] | méi cuò wǒ bài gěi xū zhú emmm yě zēng bài gěi duàn yù |
| [01:47.960] | dàn wǒ cóng bù qū fú, zhè gù shì wèi wán dài xù |
| [01:50.819] | néng hé pín sēng dǎ chéng píng shǒu de shì shàng méi yǒu jǐ rén |
| [01:55.573] | nán mù róng: wú chǐ |
| [01:56.826] | lüè |
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