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You have been placed in a queue |
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But your call is valuable |
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It's very valuable |
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We hope this doesn't inconvenience you |
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Because you're valuable |
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You're so very valuable! |
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If you wish to make a complaint |
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We can handle it, we're well prepared to handle it |
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Of course you may have to wait |
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But that's understandable |
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Isn't that understandable? |
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Don't ask me, I just work here man |
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Don't ask me, I just work here man |
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(It sounds to me like you need help!) |
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We're very good to you |
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I hope you know we're good to you |
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(Let me put you through to someone else) |
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They'll know just what to do! |
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I'm sorry, I can't help you |
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Don't ask me, I just work here man (x4) |
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(Work here man) |
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Don't ask me, I just work here man |
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Don't ask me, I just work here man |
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Oh don't ask me, I just work here man |
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(I just work here man) |
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Person dials 1223 |
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Computer: Directory assistance |
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Person: Hi, could I please speak to Miss... |
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Computer: What name please? |
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Person: Oh, s*** |
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Computer: I'm sorry, I didn't hear that |
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Person: Just put me through |
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Computer: I'm sorry, yes or no, did you request Melbourne Zoo? |
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Person: No, you b**** |
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Computer: Please hold, and an operator will complete your request |
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(Music) |
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Person: Oh, f*** it |
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(Hangs Up) |
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Why don't you fill out a form? |
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We can't get back to you |
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Of course we can't get back to you |
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But rest assured, we'll take your comments on board |
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Your thoughts make change! |
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Thanks for your time (x4) |
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Thanks for your time |
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(Don't ask me, I just work here man) |
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Thanks for your time |
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(Don't ask me, I just work here man) |
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Thanks for your time |
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(Don't ask me, I just work here man) |
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...Let's spend some time together, we'll save you money... |
