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If a custom tailored vet |
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Asks me out for something wet |
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When the vet begins to pet, I cry, "Hooray!" |
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But I'm always true to you, Darlin', in my fashion |
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Yes, I'm always true to you, Darlin', in my way |
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I've been asked to have a meal |
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By a big tycoon in steel |
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If the meal includes a deal, accept I may |
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But I'm always true to you, Darlin', in my fashion |
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Yes, I'm always true to you, Darlin', in my way |
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There's an oil man known as Tex |
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Who is keen to give me checks |
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And his checks, I fear, means that Tex is here to stay |
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But I'm always true to you, Darlin', in my fashion |
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Yes, I'm always true to you, Darlin', in my way |
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From Ohio, Mister Thorn |
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Calls me up from night till morn |
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Mister Thorn once cornered corn and that ain't hay |
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But I'm always true to you, Darlin', in my fashion |
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Yes, I'm always true to you, Darlin', in my way |
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From Milwaukee, Mister Fritz |
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Often dines me at the Ritz |
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Mister Fritz invented Schlitz and Schlitz must pay |
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But I'm always true to you, Darlin', in my fashion |
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Yes, I'm always true to you, Darlin', in my way |
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Mister Harris Plutocrat |
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Wants to give my cheek a pat |
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If the Harris pat means a Paris hat, pay, pay |
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But I'm always true to you, Darlin', in my fashion |
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Yes, I'm always true to you, Darlin', in my way |