| [00:00.000] | 作词 : J0KER |
| [00:01.000] | 作曲 : J0KER |
| [00:03.743] | Ahahahahahah ha ha ha |
| [00:06.749] | 哈哈你问我是谁我就是小丑 |
| [00:09.003] | 我的笑声足以把你吓得浑身发抖 |
| [00:11.007] | 其实你不必害怕 |
| [00:12.509] | 你就等着，我会让你在所有人面前出丑 |
| [00:14.763] | 你怕鬼吗，啊哈哈哈哈 |
| [00:16.268] | 让我带你来见见人心 |
| [00:17.773] | 或许只有你见识到人的面貌 |
| [00:19.776] | 才知道什么是真正的丑陋 |
| [00:22.031] | 总是把我们当作恶魔 |
| [00:24.036] | 总是欺软怕硬 |
| [00:26.038] | 真正的恶魔来临时 |
| [00:27.541] | 你连喊救命的机会都没有 |
| [00:29.544] | 你连逃跑的机会都没有 |
| [00:31.050] | 你连喘气的机会都没有 |
| [00:32.803] | 因为我这次是pure evil |
| [00:34.556] | 我和你差的不止一个level |
| [00:36.811] | 知道如何击垮一个人吗 |
| [00:38.565] | 其实不是伤害他最亲近的人 |
| [00:40.070] | 而是让他们慢慢地都离开他 |
| [00:42.074] | 让他最后一个人一点一点崩溃 |
| [00:44.079] | 哦，你觉得我太狠了？ |
| [00:46.084] | 那当初你为什么要伤害我？ |
| [00:48.089] | 你本不应该嘲笑我，伤害我 |
| [00:49.342] | 后悔了？现在的你在自食其果 |
| [00:51.596] | 从现在开始请叫我小丑 |
| [00:53.349] | 我其实都懒得跟你开口 |
| [00:55.104] | 额，不好意思，吐了 |
| [00:57.107] | 你浑身上下散发着恶臭 |
| [00:59.112] | 你花再多的钱买化妆品买鞋买衣服 |
| [01:00.866] | 就算是你整容，都遮不住你那一副 |
| [01:02.621] | 舔gou的嘴脸 |
| [01:04.125] | 额，不好意思，实在想吐 |
| [01:06.381] | 太多人说我太狠了 |
| [01:08.385] | 我只能说你太傻了 |
| [01:10.139] | 好好的为什么要招惹我呢 |
| [01:11.895] | 难道是觉得日子过腻了？ |
| [01:13.900] | 你天天舔gou的模样 |
| [01:15.905] | 我看的实在都想吐 |
| [01:17.159] | 而你欢快地摇着尾巴 |
| [01:19.165] | 哈，还觉得挺酷 |
| [01:21.420] | 其实我们有个共同点 |
| [01:22.676] | 那就是为了达到目的什么都做得出来 |
| [01:24.678] | 到最后呢，你成了一只小狗 |
| [01:26.682] | 而我呢，变成了一个天才 |
| [01:28.937] | 可能你从小被娇生惯养 |
| [01:30.439] | 可能没见识过这世界的残酷 |
| [01:32.192] | 可是你至少知道互相尊重吧 |
| [01:34.195] | 瞧瞧你对我的态度 |
| [01:35.950] | 总是对别人惟命是从 |
| [01:37.956] | 可是对我却完全不同 |
| [01:39.709] | 为何每次让你过来 |
| [01:41.710] | 你却又开始认怂？ |
| [01:43.465] | 开始怕我了？开始恐惧了？ |
| [01:44.968] | 我可以告诉你你今晚*定了 |
| [01:46.972] | 不不，one shot is not fun |
| [01:48.473] | Torturing可以让享受的过程变慢 |
| [01:50.729] | 从现在开始请叫我小丑 |
| [01:52.482] | 我其实都懒得跟你开口 |
| [01:54.235] | 额，不好意思，吐了 |
| [01:55.741] | 你浑身上下散发着恶臭 |
| [01:57.994] | 你花再多的钱买化妆品买鞋买衣服 |
| [01:59.999] | 就算是你整容，都遮不住你那一副 |
| [02:02.004] | 舔gou的嘴脸 |
| [02:03.256] | 额，不好意思，实在想吐 |
| [02:05.511] | I’m the only J0KER我是唯一的小丑 |
| [02:07.264] | Then you’re the *********** |
| [02:09.269] | Oh and, if you don’t know what respect is噢，如果你不知道尊重是什么的话 |
| [02:11.027] | I will prolly hire a killer我可能会雇个sha手 |
| [02:12.776] | Go talk to your girlfriend去告诉你的女朋友 |
| [02:14.780] | I promise I won’t hurt her我保证我不会伤害她 |
| [02:16.284] | Haha it’s just a joke哈哈只是个笑话 |
| [02:18.037] | However, I am not a liar但是我可不是个骗子 |
| [02:20.542] | 说了这么多你竟然还 |
| [02:22.046] | 一点都不改？来 |
| [02:24.053] | 其实我还特意给你准备了一份礼物 |
| [02:25.806] | 那就是你的guan材 |
| [02:27.560] | 你需要花多久才能明白 |
| [02:29.315] | 做舔gou是没有未来 |
| [02:31.323] | 继续舔下去吧 |
| [02:32.570] | 准备好跟你的家人说拜拜 |
| [02:35.076] | 哦对了，知道为什么我叫小丑吗 |
| [02:37.330] | 我猜你一定想不出来 |
| [02:38.586] | 就凭你这智商 |
| [02:40.587] | 还不得脑子里一片空白 |
| [02:42.341] | Alright，仔细听，我叫J0KER |
| [02:45.597] | Cuz |
| [02:46.099] | You‘re a joke |
| [02:48.104] | And a bad joke |
| [02:50.356] | Ahahahahahah |
| [02:55.368] | And I thought my jokes were funny |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : J0KER |
| [00:01.000] | zuo qu : J0KER |
| [00:03.743] | Ahahahahahah ha ha ha |
| [00:06.749] | ha ha ni wen wo shi shui wo jiu shi xiao chou |
| [00:09.003] | wo de xiao sheng zu yi ba ni xia de hun shen fa dou |
| [00:11.007] | qi shi ni bu bi hai pa |
| [00:12.509] | ni jiu deng zhe, wo hui rang ni zai suo you ren mian qian chu chou |
| [00:14.763] | ni pa gui ma, a ha ha ha ha |
| [00:16.268] | rang wo dai ni lai jian jian ren xin |
| [00:17.773] | huo xu zhi you ni jian shi dao ren de mian mao |
| [00:19.776] | cai zhi dao shen me shi zhen zheng de chou lou |
| [00:22.031] | zong shi ba wo men dang zuo e mo |
| [00:24.036] | zong shi qi ruan pa ying |
| [00:26.038] | zhen zheng de e mo lai lin shi |
| [00:27.541] | ni lian han jiu ming de ji hui dou mei you |
| [00:29.544] | ni lian tao pao de ji hui dou mei you |
| [00:31.050] | ni lian chuan qi de ji hui dou mei you |
| [00:32.803] | yin wei wo zhe ci shi pure evil |
| [00:34.556] | wo he ni cha de bu zhi yi ge level |
| [00:36.811] | zhi dao ru he ji kua yi ge ren ma |
| [00:38.565] | qi shi bu shi shang hai ta zui qin jin de ren |
| [00:40.070] | er shi rang ta men man man di dou li kai ta |
| [00:42.074] | rang ta zui hou yi ge ren yi dian yi dian beng kui |
| [00:44.079] | o, ni jue de wo tai hen le? |
| [00:46.084] | na dang chu ni wei shi me yao shang hai wo? |
| [00:48.089] | ni ben bu ying gai chao xiao wo, shang hai wo |
| [00:49.342] | hou hui le? xian zai de ni zai zi shi qi guo |
| [00:51.596] | cong xian zai kai shi qing jiao wo xiao chou |
| [00:53.349] | wo qi shi dou lan de gen ni kai kou |
| [00:55.104] | e, bu hao yi si, tu le |
| [00:57.107] | ni hun shen shang xia san fa zhe e chou |
| [00:59.112] | ni hua zai duo de qian mai hua zhuang pin mai xie mai yi fu |
| [01:00.866] | jiu suan shi ni zheng rong, dou zhe bu zhu ni na yi fu |
| [01:02.621] | tian gou de zui lian |
| [01:04.125] | e, bu hao yi si, shi zai xiang tu |
| [01:06.381] | tai duo ren shuo wo tai hen le |
| [01:08.385] | wo zhi neng shuo ni tai sha le |
| [01:10.139] | hao hao de wei shi me yao zhao re wo ne |
| [01:11.895] | nan dao shi jue de ri zi guo ni le? |
| [01:13.900] | ni tian tian tian gou de mu yang |
| [01:15.905] | wo kan de shi zai dou xiang tu |
| [01:17.159] | er ni huan kuai di yao zhe wei ba |
| [01:19.165] | ha, hai jue de ting ku |
| [01:21.420] | qi shi wo men you ge gong tong dian |
| [01:22.676] | na jiu shi wei le da dao mu di shen me dou zuo de chu lai |
| [01:24.678] | dao zui hou ne, ni cheng le yi zhi xiao gou |
| [01:26.682] | er wo ne, bian cheng le yi ge tian cai |
| [01:28.937] | ke neng ni cong xiao bei jiao sheng guan yang |
| [01:30.439] | ke neng mei jian shi guo zhe shi jie de can ku |
| [01:32.192] | ke shi ni zhi shao zhi dao hu xiang zun zhong ba |
| [01:34.195] | qiao qiao ni dui wo de tai du |
| [01:35.950] | zong shi dui bie ren wei ming shi cong |
| [01:37.956] | ke shi dui wo que wan quan bu tong |
| [01:39.709] | wei he mei ci rang ni guo lai |
| [01:41.710] | ni que you kai shi ren song? |
| [01:43.465] | kai shi pa wo le? kai shi kong ju le? |
| [01:44.968] | wo ke yi gao su ni ni jin wan ding le |
| [01:46.972] | bu bu, one shot is not fun |
| [01:48.473] | Torturing ke yi rang xiang shou de guo cheng bian man |
| [01:50.729] | cong xian zai kai shi qing jiao wo xiao chou |
| [01:52.482] | wo qi shi dou lan de gen ni kai kou |
| [01:54.235] | e, bu hao yi si, tu le |
| [01:55.741] | ni hun shen shang xia san fa zhe e chou |
| [01:57.994] | ni hua zai duo de qian mai hua zhuang pin mai xie mai yi fu |
| [01:59.999] | jiu suan shi ni zheng rong, dou zhe bu zhu ni na yi fu |
| [02:02.004] | tian gou de zui lian |
| [02:03.256] | e, bu hao yi si, shi zai xiang tu |
| [02:05.511] | I' m the only J0KER wo shi wei yi de xiao chou |
| [02:07.264] | Then you' re the |
| [02:09.269] | Oh and, if you don' t know what respect is o, ru guo ni bu zhi dao zun zhong shi shen me de hua |
| [02:11.027] | I will prolly hire a killer wo ke neng hui gu ge sha shou |
| [02:12.776] | Go talk to your girlfriend qu gao su ni de nv peng you |
| [02:14.780] | I promise I won' t hurt her wo bao zheng wo bu hui shang hai ta |
| [02:16.284] | Haha it' s just a joke ha ha zhi shi ge xiao hua |
| [02:18.037] | However, I am not a liar dan shi wo ke bu shi ge pian zi |
| [02:20.542] | shuo le zhe me duo ni jing ran hai |
| [02:22.046] | yi dian dou bu gai? lai |
| [02:24.053] | qi shi wo hai te yi gei ni zhun bei le yi fen li wu |
| [02:25.806] | na jiu shi ni de guan cai |
| [02:27.560] | ni xu yao hua duo jiu cai neng ming bai |
| [02:29.315] | zuo tian gou shi mei you wei lai |
| [02:31.323] | ji xu tian xia qu ba |
| [02:32.570] | zhun bei hao gen ni de jia ren shuo bai bai |
| [02:35.076] | o dui le, zhi dao wei shi me wo jiao xiao chou ma |
| [02:37.330] | wo cai ni yi ding xiang bu chu lai |
| [02:38.586] | jiu ping ni zhe zhi shang |
| [02:40.587] | hai bu de nao zi li yi pian kong bai |
| [02:42.341] | Alright, zi xi ting, wo jiao J0KER |
| [02:45.597] | Cuz |
| [02:46.099] | You' re a joke |
| [02:48.104] | And a bad joke |
| [02:50.356] | Ahahahahahah |
| [02:55.368] | And I thought my jokes were funny |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : J0KER |
| [00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : J0KER |
| [00:03.743] | Ahahahahahah ha ha ha |
| [00:06.749] | hā hā nǐ wèn wǒ shì shuí wǒ jiù shì xiǎo chǒu |
| [00:09.003] | wǒ de xiào shēng zú yǐ bǎ nǐ xià dé hún shēn fā dǒu |
| [00:11.007] | qí shí nǐ bù bì hài pà |
| [00:12.509] | nǐ jiù děng zhe, wǒ huì ràng nǐ zài suǒ yǒu rén miàn qián chū chǒu |
| [00:14.763] | nǐ pà guǐ ma, ā hā hā hā hā |
| [00:16.268] | ràng wǒ dài nǐ lái jiàn jiàn rén xīn |
| [00:17.773] | huò xǔ zhǐ yǒu nǐ jiàn shí dào rén de miàn mào |
| [00:19.776] | cái zhī dào shén me shì zhēn zhèng de chǒu lòu |
| [00:22.031] | zǒng shì bǎ wǒ men dàng zuò è mó |
| [00:24.036] | zǒng shì qī ruǎn pà yìng |
| [00:26.038] | zhēn zhèng de è mó lái lín shí |
| [00:27.541] | nǐ lián hǎn jiù mìng de jī huì dōu méi yǒu |
| [00:29.544] | nǐ lián táo pǎo de jī huì dōu méi yǒu |
| [00:31.050] | nǐ lián chuǎn qì de jī huì dōu méi yǒu |
| [00:32.803] | yīn wèi wǒ zhè cì shì pure evil |
| [00:34.556] | wǒ hé nǐ chà de bù zhǐ yí gè level |
| [00:36.811] | zhī dào rú hé jī kuǎ yí ge rén ma |
| [00:38.565] | qí shí bú shì shāng hài tā zuì qīn jìn de rén |
| [00:40.070] | ér shì ràng tā men màn màn dì dōu lí kāi tā |
| [00:42.074] | ràng tā zuì hòu yí ge rén yì diǎn yì diǎn bēng kuì |
| [00:44.079] | ó, nǐ jué de wǒ tài hěn le? |
| [00:46.084] | nà dāng chū nǐ wèi shí me yào shāng hài wǒ? |
| [00:48.089] | nǐ běn bù yīng gāi cháo xiào wǒ, shāng hài wǒ |
| [00:49.342] | hòu huǐ le? xiàn zài de nǐ zài zì shí qí guǒ |
| [00:51.596] | cóng xiàn zài kāi shǐ qǐng jiào wǒ xiǎo chǒu |
| [00:53.349] | wǒ qí shí dōu lǎn de gēn nǐ kāi kǒu |
| [00:55.104] | é, bù hǎo yì sī, tǔ le |
| [00:57.107] | nǐ hún shēn shàng xià sàn fà zhe è chòu |
| [00:59.112] | nǐ huā zài duō de qián mǎi huà zhuāng pǐn mǎi xié mǎi yī fú |
| [01:00.866] | jiù suàn shì nǐ zhěng róng, dōu zhē bú zhù nǐ nà yī fù |
| [01:02.621] | tiǎn gou de zuǐ liǎn |
| [01:04.125] | é, bù hǎo yì sī, shí zài xiǎng tǔ |
| [01:06.381] | tài duō rén shuō wǒ tài hěn le |
| [01:08.385] | wǒ zhǐ néng shuō nǐ tài shǎ le |
| [01:10.139] | hǎo hǎo de wèi shí me yào zhāo rě wǒ ne |
| [01:11.895] | nán dào shì jué de rì zi guò nì le? |
| [01:13.900] | nǐ tiān tiān tiǎn gou de mú yàng |
| [01:15.905] | wǒ kàn de shí zài dōu xiǎng tǔ |
| [01:17.159] | ér nǐ huān kuài dì yáo zhe wěi bā |
| [01:19.165] | hā, hái jué de tǐng kù |
| [01:21.420] | qí shí wǒ men yǒu gè gòng tóng diǎn |
| [01:22.676] | nà jiù shì wèi le dá dào mù dì shén me dōu zuò dé chū lái |
| [01:24.678] | dào zuì hòu ne, nǐ chéng le yì zhī xiǎo gǒu |
| [01:26.682] | ér wǒ ne, biàn chéng le yí gè tiān cái |
| [01:28.937] | kě néng nǐ cóng xiǎo bèi jiāo shēng guàn yǎng |
| [01:30.439] | kě néng méi jiàn shí guò zhè shì jiè de cán kù |
| [01:32.192] | kě shì nǐ zhì shǎo zhī dào hù xiāng zūn zhòng ba |
| [01:34.195] | qiáo qiáo nǐ duì wǒ de tài dù |
| [01:35.950] | zǒng shì duì bié rén wéi mìng shì cóng |
| [01:37.956] | kě shì duì wǒ què wán quán bù tóng |
| [01:39.709] | wèi hé měi cì ràng nǐ guò lái |
| [01:41.710] | nǐ què yòu kāi shǐ rèn sǒng? |
| [01:43.465] | kāi shǐ pà wǒ le? kāi shǐ kǒng jù le? |
| [01:44.968] | wǒ kě yǐ gào sù nǐ nǐ jīn wǎn dìng le |
| [01:46.972] | bù bù, one shot is not fun |
| [01:48.473] | Torturing kě yǐ ràng xiǎng shòu de guò chéng biàn màn |
| [01:50.729] | cóng xiàn zài kāi shǐ qǐng jiào wǒ xiǎo chǒu |
| [01:52.482] | wǒ qí shí dōu lǎn de gēn nǐ kāi kǒu |
| [01:54.235] | é, bù hǎo yì sī, tǔ le |
| [01:55.741] | nǐ hún shēn shàng xià sàn fà zhe è chòu |
| [01:57.994] | nǐ huā zài duō de qián mǎi huà zhuāng pǐn mǎi xié mǎi yī fú |
| [01:59.999] | jiù suàn shì nǐ zhěng róng, dōu zhē bú zhù nǐ nà yī fù |
| [02:02.004] | tiǎn gou de zuǐ liǎn |
| [02:03.256] | é, bù hǎo yì sī, shí zài xiǎng tǔ |
| [02:05.511] | I' m the only J0KER wǒ shì wéi yī de xiǎo chǒu |
| [02:07.264] | Then you' re the |
| [02:09.269] | Oh and, if you don' t know what respect is ō, rú guǒ nǐ bù zhī dào zūn zhòng shì shén me de huà |
| [02:11.027] | I will prolly hire a killer wǒ kě néng huì gù gè sha shǒu |
| [02:12.776] | Go talk to your girlfriend qù gào sù nǐ de nǚ péng yǒu |
| [02:14.780] | I promise I won' t hurt her wǒ bǎo zhèng wǒ bú huì shāng hài tā |
| [02:16.284] | Haha it' s just a joke hā hā zhǐ shì gè xiào huà |
| [02:18.037] | However, I am not a liar dàn shì wǒ kě bú shì gè piàn zi |
| [02:20.542] | shuō le zhè me duō nǐ jìng rán hái |
| [02:22.046] | yì diǎn dōu bù gǎi? lái |
| [02:24.053] | qí shí wǒ hái tè yì gěi nǐ zhǔn bèi le yī fèn lǐ wù |
| [02:25.806] | nà jiù shì nǐ de guan cái |
| [02:27.560] | nǐ xū yào huā duō jiǔ cái néng míng bái |
| [02:29.315] | zuò tiǎn gou shì méi yǒu wèi lái |
| [02:31.323] | jì xù tiǎn xià qù ba |
| [02:32.570] | zhǔn bèi hǎo gēn nǐ de jiā rén shuō bài bài |
| [02:35.076] | ó duì le, zhī dào wèi shí me wǒ jiào xiǎo chǒu ma |
| [02:37.330] | wǒ cāi nǐ yí dìng xiǎng bù chū lái |
| [02:38.586] | jiù píng nǐ zhè zhì shāng |
| [02:40.587] | hái bù dé nǎo zi lǐ yī piàn kòng bái |
| [02:42.341] | Alright, zǐ xì tīng, wǒ jiào J0KER |
| [02:45.597] | Cuz |
| [02:46.099] | You' re a joke |
| [02:48.104] | And a bad joke |
| [02:50.356] | Ahahahahahah |
| [02:55.368] | And I thought my jokes were funny |
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