| Song | Never Google Your Symptoms |
| Artist | Henrik Widegren |
| Album | Medical Melodies and Surgical Songs |
| [00:00.000] | 作词 : Henrik Widegren |
| [00:01.000] | 作曲 : Henrik Widegren |
| [00:02.432] | Never Google Your Symptoms |
| [00:07.331] | One evening my father said my son |
| [00:10.727] | I’m dying and sooner I’ll be gone |
| [00:14.092] | But before my final farewell |
| [00:17.447] | Hear me and hear me well |
| [00:20.824] | Do whatever you wanna do |
| [00:24.136] | Have a plan or roll the dice |
| [00:27.233] | But one thing is strictly taboo |
| [00:31.004] | Please follow my advice |
| [00:34.419] | Never google your symptoms |
| [00:37.833] | That is my only prescription |
| [00:40.988] | You get a hundred diagnoses and some medieval prognosis |
| [00:44.512] | Every signs it’s a serious condition |
| [00:54.780] | If you google cough and diagnoses |
| [00:58.007] | You have got tuberculosis |
| [01:01.402] | And if you google fever and red |
| [01:04.337] | You have got Ebola and soon will be dead |
| [01:08.176] | And if you google I have a running nose |
| [01:11.519] | It’s CSF your brain is leaking juice |
| [01:14.879] | And if you google itch and prognosis |
| [01:18.248] | Anaphylactic shock or psychosis |
| [01:21.696] | Never google your symptoms |
| [01:25.194] | Seldom it brings any wisdom |
| [01:28.144] | You will do discover |
| [01:30.100] | But you might uncover that you have an extra chromosome |
| [01:38.701] | So this is what I heard my father says |
| [01:42.063] | And then he closed his eyes and passed away |
| [01:45.420] | The autopsy report was very clear |
| [01:48.710] | Death from hypochondriac fear |
| [01:51.865] | Which is accustomed when you google your symptoms |
| [01:57.312] | Never google your symptoms |
| [02:00.582] | The hit list is never awesome |
| [02:03.958] | Pain in your left arm |
| [02:05.568] | Heart attack alarm |
| [02:06.989] | Do you feel a little weak |
| [02:08.641] | Yes, you’ve got ALS |
| [02:10.174] | If you have a slight anemia |
| [02:12.155] | You’ve got leukemia |
| [02:13.931] | Are you a little crazy, you’ve got ADHD |
| [02:17.482] | So never ever google your symptoms |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : Henrik Widegren |
| [00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : Henrik Widegren |
| [00:02.432] | Never Google Your Symptoms |
| [00:07.331] | One evening my father said my son |
| [00:10.727] | I' m dying and sooner I' ll be gone |
| [00:14.092] | But before my final farewell |
| [00:17.447] | Hear me and hear me well |
| [00:20.824] | Do whatever you wanna do |
| [00:24.136] | Have a plan or roll the dice |
| [00:27.233] | But one thing is strictly taboo |
| [00:31.004] | Please follow my advice |
| [00:34.419] | Never google your symptoms |
| [00:37.833] | That is my only prescription |
| [00:40.988] | You get a hundred diagnoses and some medieval prognosis |
| [00:44.512] | Every signs it' s a serious condition |
| [00:54.780] | If you google cough and diagnoses |
| [00:58.007] | You have got tuberculosis |
| [01:01.402] | And if you google fever and red |
| [01:04.337] | You have got Ebola and soon will be dead |
| [01:08.176] | And if you google I have a running nose |
| [01:11.519] | It' s CSF your brain is leaking juice |
| [01:14.879] | And if you google itch and prognosis |
| [01:18.248] | Anaphylactic shock or psychosis |
| [01:21.696] | Never google your symptoms |
| [01:25.194] | Seldom it brings any wisdom |
| [01:28.144] | You will do discover |
| [01:30.100] | But you might uncover that you have an extra chromosome |
| [01:38.701] | So this is what I heard my father says |
| [01:42.063] | And then he closed his eyes and passed away |
| [01:45.420] | The autopsy report was very clear |
| [01:48.710] | Death from hypochondriac fear |
| [01:51.865] | Which is accustomed when you google your symptoms |
| [01:57.312] | Never google your symptoms |
| [02:00.582] | The hit list is never awesome |
| [02:03.958] | Pain in your left arm |
| [02:05.568] | Heart attack alarm |
| [02:06.989] | Do you feel a little weak |
| [02:08.641] | Yes, you' ve got ALS |
| [02:10.174] | If you have a slight anemia |
| [02:12.155] | You' ve got leukemia |
| [02:13.931] | Are you a little crazy, you' ve got ADHD |
| [02:17.482] | So never ever google your symptoms |