[00:00.000] | 作词 : 李真俊 |
[00:01.000] | 作曲 : 李真俊 |
[00:03.247] | 编曲:kosukii |
[00:08.504] | 三个三 五个四 喝酒玩个骰子助兴 |
[00:12.510] | 一挑五 一挑六 无敌已经命中注定 |
[00:15.266] | 兄弟问我为什么玩的这么叼 几局就能把他灌倒 |
[00:19.272] | 哥们儿微微一笑表示是我数学学得好 |
[00:23.278] | 各种推导猜测最后都变成了我武器 |
[00:27.287] | 说起概率论最早都是源自于伯努利 |
[00:32.547] | 烂熟于心的是各种概率论的定理 |
[00:35.304] | 所以赢我一局你尽可以当它是个惊喜 |
[00:39.311] | 不必拼比 你确实很难将我击败 U know it |
[00:44.072] | 不知不觉我已经对数学产生依赖 OK |
[00:47.067] | 最开始我装傻 玩个两把 让各位目瞪口呆 |
[00:51.074] | 找到制胜方法 披上装甲 胜利不仅仅是口嗨 |
[00:55.080] | 你以为我沉默不语其实是在计算样本空间 |
[00:59.343] | 一直赢是不是会让你的心情仿佛寒冷冬天 |
[01:03.089] | 我表示抱歉 这不是我的本意 当我着手骰盅 |
[01:08.849] | 左右开弓你是否也会感到恐惧 别太在意 |
[01:12.604] | 我没太卖力 每一次赢不过是计算一次概率 |
[01:17.360] | 别人无法代替 胜利者的帅气 |
[01:20.365] | 三个三 五个四 喝酒玩个骰子助兴 |
[01:24.371] | 一挑五 一挑六 无敌已经命中注定 |
[01:28.127] | 随便你怎么玩你都很难把我超越 |
[01:31.883] | 你没有我的悟性哥们儿随手把你消灭 |
[01:35.138] | 古人说路遥了知马力所以哥们只钟情概率论 |
[01:39.644] | 不要做司马懿直到死还对孔明太记恨 |
[01:43.650] | 曾努力用聪明代替笨想忘记了功名再去混 |
[01:47.656] | 可课堂上我的脑袋里面只能充盈菜虚困 |
[01:51.913] | 全程凭借自觉地自学然后实战进行检验 |
[01:55.670] | 从书本落实到实践也是一次特别难的转变 |
[01:59.425] | 没想到吹牛与概率论原来也能密切相关 |
[02:03.431] | 哦对制胜的法宝还要加上口中那支香烟 |
[02:07.187] | 不知还会有多少对手 过来和我进行较量 |
[02:11.446] | 满酒杯来空酒杯走 能力不够和我对抗 |
[02:15.450] | 所以最关键的是劝大家学好数学 |
[02:19.707] | 不然玩个吹牛都会让你思维变得枯竭 |
[02:24.464] | 三个三 五个四 喝酒玩个骰子助兴 |
[02:28.472] | 一挑五 一挑六 无敌已经命中注定 |
[02:32.227] | 随便你怎么玩你都很难把我超越 |
[02:36.232] | 你没有我的悟性哥们儿随手把你消灭 |
[00:00.000] | zuo ci : li zhen jun |
[00:01.000] | zuo qu : li zhen jun |
[00:03.247] | bian qu: kosukii |
[00:08.504] | san ge san wu ge si he jiu wan ge tou zi zhu xing |
[00:12.510] | yi tiao wu yi tiao liu wu di yi jing ming zhong zhu ding |
[00:15.266] | xiong di wen wo wei shi me wan de zhe me diao ji ju jiu neng ba ta guan dao |
[00:19.272] | ge men r wei wei yi xiao biao shi shi wo shu xue xue de hao |
[00:23.278] | ge zhong tui dao cai ce zui hou dou bian cheng le wo wu qi |
[00:27.287] | shuo qi gai lv lun zui zao dou shi yuan zi yu bo nu li |
[00:32.547] | lan shu yu xin de shi ge zhong gai lv lun de ding li |
[00:35.304] | suo yi ying wo yi ju ni jin ke yi dang ta shi ge jing xi |
[00:39.311] | bu bi pin bi ni que shi hen nan jiang wo ji bai U know it |
[00:44.072] | bu zhi bu jue wo yi jing dui shu xue chan sheng yi lai OK |
[00:47.067] | zui kai shi wo zhuang sha wan ge liang ba rang ge wei mu deng kou dai |
[00:51.074] | zhao dao zhi sheng fang fa pi shang zhuang jia sheng li bu jin jin shi kou hai |
[00:55.080] | ni yi wei wo chen mo bu yu qi shi shi zai ji suan yang ben kong jian |
[00:59.343] | yi zhi ying shi bu shi hui rang ni de xin qing fang fu han leng dong tian |
[01:03.089] | wo biao shi bao qian zhe bu shi wo de ben yi dang wo zhuo shou tou zhong |
[01:08.849] | zuo you kai gong ni shi fou ye hui gan dao kong ju bie tai zai yi |
[01:12.604] | wo mei tai mai li mei yi ci ying bu guo shi ji suan yi ci gai lv |
[01:17.360] | bie ren wu fa dai ti sheng li zhe de shuai qi |
[01:20.365] | san ge san wu ge si he jiu wan ge tou zi zhu xing |
[01:24.371] | yi tiao wu yi tiao liu wu di yi jing ming zhong zhu ding |
[01:28.127] | sui bian ni zen me wan ni dou hen nan ba wo chao yue |
[01:31.883] | ni mei you wo de wu xing ge men r sui shou ba ni xiao mie |
[01:35.138] | gu ren shuo lu yao le zhi ma li suo yi ge men zhi zhong qing gai lv lun |
[01:39.644] | bu yao zuo si ma yi zhi dao si hai dui kong ming tai ji hen |
[01:43.650] | ceng nu li yong cong ming dai ti ben xiang wang ji le gong ming zai qu hun |
[01:47.656] | ke ke tang shang wo de nao dai li mian zhi neng chong ying cai xu kun |
[01:51.913] | quan cheng ping jie zi jue di zi xue ran hou shi zhan jin xing jian yan |
[01:55.670] | cong shu ben luo shi dao shi jian ye shi yi ci te bie nan de zhuan bian |
[01:59.425] | mei xiang dao chui niu yu gai lv lun yuan lai ye neng mi qie xiang guan |
[02:03.431] | o dui zhi sheng de fa bao hai yao jia shang kou zhong na zhi xiang yan |
[02:07.187] | bu zhi hai hui you duo shao dui shou guo lai he wo jin xing jiao liang |
[02:11.446] | man jiu bei lai kong jiu bei zou neng li bu gou he wo dui kang |
[02:15.450] | suo yi zui guan jian de shi quan da jia xue hao shu xue |
[02:19.707] | bu ran wan ge chui niu dou hui rang ni si wei bian de ku jie |
[02:24.464] | san ge san wu ge si he jiu wan ge tou zi zhu xing |
[02:28.472] | yi tiao wu yi tiao liu wu di yi jing ming zhong zhu ding |
[02:32.227] | sui bian ni zen me wan ni dou hen nan ba wo chao yue |
[02:36.232] | ni mei you wo de wu xing ge men r sui shou ba ni xiao mie |
[00:00.000] | zuò cí : lǐ zhēn jùn |
[00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : lǐ zhēn jùn |
[00:03.247] | biān qǔ: kosukii |
[00:08.504] | sān ge sān wǔ gè sì hē jiǔ wán gè tóu zǐ zhù xìng |
[00:12.510] | yī tiāo wǔ yī tiāo liù wú dí yǐ jīng mìng zhòng zhù dìng |
[00:15.266] | xiōng dì wèn wǒ wèi shí me wán de zhè me diāo jǐ jú jiù néng bǎ tā guàn dào |
[00:19.272] | gē men r wēi wēi yī xiào biǎo shì shì wǒ shù xué xué dé hǎo |
[00:23.278] | gè zhǒng tuī dǎo cāi cè zuì hòu dōu biàn chéng le wǒ wǔ qì |
[00:27.287] | shuō qǐ gài lǜ lùn zuì zǎo dōu shì yuán zì yú bó nǔ lì |
[00:32.547] | làn shú yú xīn de shì gè zhǒng gài lǜ lùn de dìng lǐ |
[00:35.304] | suǒ yǐ yíng wǒ yī jú nǐ jǐn kě yǐ dāng tā shì gè jīng xǐ |
[00:39.311] | bù bì pīn bǐ nǐ què shí hěn nán jiāng wǒ jī bài U know it |
[00:44.072] | bù zhī bù jué wǒ yǐ jīng duì shù xué chǎn shēng yī lài OK |
[00:47.067] | zuì kāi shǐ wǒ zhuāng shǎ wán gè liǎng bǎ ràng gè wèi mù dèng kǒu dāi |
[00:51.074] | zhǎo dào zhì shèng fāng fǎ pī shàng zhuāng jiǎ shèng lì bù jǐn jǐn shì kǒu hāi |
[00:55.080] | nǐ yǐ wéi wǒ chén mò bù yǔ qí shí shì zài jì suàn yàng běn kōng jiān |
[00:59.343] | yī zhí yíng shì bú shì huì ràng nǐ de xīn qíng fǎng fú hán lěng dōng tiān |
[01:03.089] | wǒ biǎo shì bào qiàn zhè bú shì wǒ de běn yì dāng wǒ zhuó shǒu tóu zhōng |
[01:08.849] | zuǒ yòu kāi gōng nǐ shì fǒu yě huì gǎn dào kǒng jù bié tài zài yì |
[01:12.604] | wǒ méi tài mài lì měi yī cì yíng bù guò shì jì suàn yī cì gài lǜ |
[01:17.360] | bié rén wú fǎ dài tì shèng lì zhě de shuài qì |
[01:20.365] | sān ge sān wǔ gè sì hē jiǔ wán gè tóu zǐ zhù xìng |
[01:24.371] | yī tiāo wǔ yī tiāo liù wú dí yǐ jīng mìng zhòng zhù dìng |
[01:28.127] | suí biàn nǐ zěn me wán nǐ dōu hěn nán bǎ wǒ chāo yuè |
[01:31.883] | nǐ méi yǒu wǒ de wù xìng gē men r suí shǒu bà nǐ xiāo miè |
[01:35.138] | gǔ rén shuō lù yáo le zhī mǎ lì suǒ yǐ gē men zhǐ zhōng qíng gài lǜ lùn |
[01:39.644] | bú yào zuò sī mǎ yì zhí dào sǐ hái duì kǒng míng tài jì hèn |
[01:43.650] | céng nǔ lì yòng cōng míng dài tì bèn xiǎng wàng jì le gōng míng zài qù hùn |
[01:47.656] | kě kè táng shàng wǒ de nǎo dài lǐ miàn zhǐ néng chōng yíng cài xū kùn |
[01:51.913] | quán chéng píng jiè zì jué dì zì xué rán hòu shí zhàn jìn xíng jiǎn yàn |
[01:55.670] | cóng shū běn luò shí dào shí jiàn yě shì yī cì tè bié nán de zhuǎn biàn |
[01:59.425] | méi xiǎng dào chuī niú yǔ gài lǜ lùn yuán lái yě néng mì qiè xiāng guān |
[02:03.431] | ó duì zhì shèng de fǎ bǎo hái yào jiā shang kǒu zhōng nà zhī xiāng yān |
[02:07.187] | bù zhī hái huì yǒu duō shǎo duì shǒu guò lái hé wǒ jìn xíng jiào liàng |
[02:11.446] | mǎn jiǔ bēi lái kōng jiǔ bēi zǒu néng lì bù gòu hé wǒ duì kàng |
[02:15.450] | suǒ yǐ zuì guān jiàn de shì quàn dà jiā xué hǎo shù xué |
[02:19.707] | bù rán wán gè chuī niú dōu huì ràng nǐ sī wéi biàn de kū jié |
[02:24.464] | sān ge sān wǔ gè sì hē jiǔ wán gè tóu zǐ zhù xìng |
[02:28.472] | yī tiāo wǔ yī tiāo liù wú dí yǐ jīng mìng zhòng zhù dìng |
[02:32.227] | suí biàn nǐ zěn me wán nǐ dōu hěn nán bǎ wǒ chāo yuè |
[02:36.232] | nǐ méi yǒu wǒ de wù xìng gē men r suí shǒu bà nǐ xiāo miè |