chui niu fa ze

吹牛法则
chui niu fa ze Lyrics

Song 吹牛法则
Artist 李真俊
Album 吹牛法则
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[00:00.000] 作词 : 李真俊
[00:01.000] 作曲 : 李真俊
[00:03.247] 编曲:kosukii
[00:08.504] 三个三 五个四 喝酒玩个骰子助兴
[00:12.510] 一挑五 一挑六 无敌已经命中注定
[00:15.266] 兄弟问我为什么玩的这么叼 几局就能把他灌倒
[00:19.272] 哥们儿微微一笑表示是我数学学得好
[00:23.278] 各种推导猜测最后都变成了我武器
[00:27.287] 说起概率论最早都是源自于伯努利
[00:32.547] 烂熟于心的是各种概率论的定理
[00:35.304] 所以赢我一局你尽可以当它是个惊喜
[00:39.311] 不必拼比 你确实很难将我击败 U know it
[00:44.072] 不知不觉我已经对数学产生依赖 OK
[00:47.067] 最开始我装傻 玩个两把 让各位目瞪口呆
[00:51.074] 找到制胜方法 披上装甲 胜利不仅仅是口嗨
[00:55.080] 你以为我沉默不语其实是在计算样本空间
[00:59.343] 一直赢是不是会让你的心情仿佛寒冷冬天
[01:03.089] 我表示抱歉 这不是我的本意 当我着手骰盅
[01:08.849] 左右开弓你是否也会感到恐惧 别太在意
[01:12.604] 我没太卖力 每一次赢不过是计算一次概率
[01:17.360] 别人无法代替 胜利者的帅气
[01:20.365] 三个三 五个四 喝酒玩个骰子助兴
[01:24.371] 一挑五 一挑六 无敌已经命中注定
[01:28.127] 随便你怎么玩你都很难把我超越
[01:31.883] 你没有我的悟性哥们儿随手把你消灭
[01:35.138] 古人说路遥了知马力所以哥们只钟情概率论
[01:39.644] 不要做司马懿直到死还对孔明太记恨
[01:43.650] 曾努力用聪明代替笨想忘记了功名再去混
[01:47.656] 可课堂上我的脑袋里面只能充盈菜虚困
[01:51.913] 全程凭借自觉地自学然后实战进行检验
[01:55.670] 从书本落实到实践也是一次特别难的转变
[01:59.425] 没想到吹牛与概率论原来也能密切相关
[02:03.431] 哦对制胜的法宝还要加上口中那支香烟
[02:07.187] 不知还会有多少对手 过来和我进行较量
[02:11.446] 满酒杯来空酒杯走 能力不够和我对抗
[02:15.450] 所以最关键的是劝大家学好数学
[02:19.707] 不然玩个吹牛都会让你思维变得枯竭
[02:24.464] 三个三 五个四 喝酒玩个骰子助兴
[02:28.472] 一挑五 一挑六 无敌已经命中注定
[02:32.227] 随便你怎么玩你都很难把我超越
[02:36.232] 你没有我的悟性哥们儿随手把你消灭
[00:00.000] zuo ci : li zhen jun
[00:01.000] zuo qu : li zhen jun
[00:03.247] bian qu: kosukii
[00:08.504] san ge san wu ge si he jiu wan ge tou zi zhu xing
[00:12.510] yi tiao wu yi tiao liu wu di yi jing ming zhong zhu ding
[00:15.266] xiong di wen wo wei shi me wan de zhe me diao ji ju jiu neng ba ta guan dao
[00:19.272] ge men r wei wei yi xiao biao shi shi wo shu xue xue de hao
[00:23.278] ge zhong tui dao cai ce zui hou dou bian cheng le wo wu qi
[00:27.287] shuo qi gai lv lun zui zao dou shi yuan zi yu bo nu li
[00:32.547] lan shu yu xin de shi ge zhong gai lv lun de ding li
[00:35.304] suo yi ying wo yi ju ni jin ke yi dang ta shi ge jing xi
[00:39.311] bu bi pin bi ni que shi hen nan jiang wo ji bai U know it
[00:44.072] bu zhi bu jue wo yi jing dui shu xue chan sheng yi lai OK
[00:47.067] zui kai shi wo zhuang sha wan ge liang ba rang ge wei mu deng kou dai
[00:51.074] zhao dao zhi sheng fang fa pi shang zhuang jia sheng li bu jin jin shi kou hai
[00:55.080] ni yi wei wo chen mo bu yu qi shi shi zai ji suan yang ben kong jian
[00:59.343] yi zhi ying shi bu shi hui rang ni de xin qing fang fu han leng dong tian
[01:03.089] wo biao shi bao qian zhe bu shi wo de ben yi dang wo zhuo shou tou zhong
[01:08.849] zuo you kai gong ni shi fou ye hui gan dao kong ju bie tai zai yi
[01:12.604] wo mei tai mai li mei yi ci ying bu guo shi ji suan yi ci gai lv
[01:17.360] bie ren wu fa dai ti sheng li zhe de shuai qi
[01:20.365] san ge san wu ge si he jiu wan ge tou zi zhu xing
[01:24.371] yi tiao wu yi tiao liu wu di yi jing ming zhong zhu ding
[01:28.127] sui bian ni zen me wan ni dou hen nan ba wo chao yue
[01:31.883] ni mei you wo de wu xing ge men r sui shou ba ni xiao mie
[01:35.138] gu ren shuo lu yao le zhi ma li suo yi ge men zhi zhong qing gai lv lun
[01:39.644] bu yao zuo si ma yi zhi dao si hai dui kong ming tai ji hen
[01:43.650] ceng nu li yong cong ming dai ti ben xiang wang ji le gong ming zai qu hun
[01:47.656] ke ke tang shang wo de nao dai li mian zhi neng chong ying cai xu kun
[01:51.913] quan cheng ping jie zi jue di zi xue ran hou shi zhan jin xing jian yan
[01:55.670] cong shu ben luo shi dao shi jian ye shi yi ci te bie nan de zhuan bian
[01:59.425] mei xiang dao chui niu yu gai lv lun yuan lai ye neng mi qie xiang guan
[02:03.431] o dui zhi sheng de fa bao hai yao jia shang kou zhong na zhi xiang yan
[02:07.187] bu zhi hai hui you duo shao dui shou guo lai he wo jin xing jiao liang
[02:11.446] man jiu bei lai kong jiu bei zou neng li bu gou he wo dui kang
[02:15.450] suo yi zui guan jian de shi quan da jia xue hao shu xue
[02:19.707] bu ran wan ge chui niu dou hui rang ni si wei bian de ku jie
[02:24.464] san ge san wu ge si he jiu wan ge tou zi zhu xing
[02:28.472] yi tiao wu yi tiao liu wu di yi jing ming zhong zhu ding
[02:32.227] sui bian ni zen me wan ni dou hen nan ba wo chao yue
[02:36.232] ni mei you wo de wu xing ge men r sui shou ba ni xiao mie
[00:00.000] zuò cí : lǐ zhēn jùn
[00:01.000] zuò qǔ : lǐ zhēn jùn
[00:03.247] biān qǔ: kosukii
[00:08.504] sān ge sān wǔ gè sì hē jiǔ wán gè tóu zǐ zhù xìng
[00:12.510] yī tiāo wǔ yī tiāo liù wú dí yǐ jīng mìng zhòng zhù dìng
[00:15.266] xiōng dì wèn wǒ wèi shí me wán de zhè me diāo jǐ jú jiù néng bǎ tā guàn dào
[00:19.272] gē men r wēi wēi yī xiào biǎo shì shì wǒ shù xué xué dé hǎo
[00:23.278] gè zhǒng tuī dǎo cāi cè zuì hòu dōu biàn chéng le wǒ wǔ qì
[00:27.287] shuō qǐ gài lǜ lùn zuì zǎo dōu shì yuán zì yú bó nǔ lì
[00:32.547] làn shú yú xīn de shì gè zhǒng gài lǜ lùn de dìng lǐ
[00:35.304] suǒ yǐ yíng wǒ yī jú nǐ jǐn kě yǐ dāng tā shì gè jīng xǐ
[00:39.311] bù bì pīn bǐ nǐ què shí hěn nán jiāng wǒ jī bài U know it
[00:44.072] bù zhī bù jué wǒ yǐ jīng duì shù xué chǎn shēng yī lài OK
[00:47.067] zuì kāi shǐ wǒ zhuāng shǎ wán gè liǎng bǎ ràng gè wèi mù dèng kǒu dāi
[00:51.074] zhǎo dào zhì shèng fāng fǎ pī shàng zhuāng jiǎ shèng lì bù jǐn jǐn shì kǒu hāi
[00:55.080] nǐ yǐ wéi wǒ chén mò bù yǔ qí shí shì zài jì suàn yàng běn kōng jiān
[00:59.343] yī zhí yíng shì bú shì huì ràng nǐ de xīn qíng fǎng fú hán lěng dōng tiān
[01:03.089] wǒ biǎo shì bào qiàn zhè bú shì wǒ de běn yì dāng wǒ zhuó shǒu tóu zhōng
[01:08.849] zuǒ yòu kāi gōng nǐ shì fǒu yě huì gǎn dào kǒng jù bié tài zài yì
[01:12.604] wǒ méi tài mài lì měi yī cì yíng bù guò shì jì suàn yī cì gài lǜ
[01:17.360] bié rén wú fǎ dài tì shèng lì zhě de shuài qì
[01:20.365] sān ge sān wǔ gè sì hē jiǔ wán gè tóu zǐ zhù xìng
[01:24.371] yī tiāo wǔ yī tiāo liù wú dí yǐ jīng mìng zhòng zhù dìng
[01:28.127] suí biàn nǐ zěn me wán nǐ dōu hěn nán bǎ wǒ chāo yuè
[01:31.883] nǐ méi yǒu wǒ de wù xìng gē men r suí shǒu bà nǐ xiāo miè
[01:35.138] gǔ rén shuō lù yáo le zhī mǎ lì suǒ yǐ gē men zhǐ zhōng qíng gài lǜ lùn
[01:39.644] bú yào zuò sī mǎ yì zhí dào sǐ hái duì kǒng míng tài jì hèn
[01:43.650] céng nǔ lì yòng cōng míng dài tì bèn xiǎng wàng jì le gōng míng zài qù hùn
[01:47.656] kě kè táng shàng wǒ de nǎo dài lǐ miàn zhǐ néng chōng yíng cài xū kùn
[01:51.913] quán chéng píng jiè zì jué dì zì xué rán hòu shí zhàn jìn xíng jiǎn yàn
[01:55.670] cóng shū běn luò shí dào shí jiàn yě shì yī cì tè bié nán de zhuǎn biàn
[01:59.425] méi xiǎng dào chuī niú yǔ gài lǜ lùn yuán lái yě néng mì qiè xiāng guān
[02:03.431] ó duì zhì shèng de fǎ bǎo hái yào jiā shang kǒu zhōng nà zhī xiāng yān
[02:07.187] bù zhī hái huì yǒu duō shǎo duì shǒu guò lái hé wǒ jìn xíng jiào liàng
[02:11.446] mǎn jiǔ bēi lái kōng jiǔ bēi zǒu néng lì bù gòu hé wǒ duì kàng
[02:15.450] suǒ yǐ zuì guān jiàn de shì quàn dà jiā xué hǎo shù xué
[02:19.707] bù rán wán gè chuī niú dōu huì ràng nǐ sī wéi biàn de kū jié
[02:24.464] sān ge sān wǔ gè sì hē jiǔ wán gè tóu zǐ zhù xìng
[02:28.472] yī tiāo wǔ yī tiāo liù wú dí yǐ jīng mìng zhòng zhù dìng
[02:32.227] suí biàn nǐ zěn me wán nǐ dōu hěn nán bǎ wǒ chāo yuè
[02:36.232] nǐ méi yǒu wǒ de wù xìng gē men r suí shǒu bà nǐ xiāo miè
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