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Well, that big dumb blonde with Gorgeous George |
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And Turtle, a friend of theirs, with his cheques all forged |
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And his cheeks in a trunk with a cheese in the cash |
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You're all gonna be there at that million dollar bash, and it's |
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Ooh baby, ooh-ee |
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Ooh baby, ooh-ee |
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It's that million dollar bash |
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Everybody from right now go over there and back |
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The louder they come, well the bigger they crack |
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Come now, ?sweet pea?, and don't forget the flash |
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We're all gonna meet at that million dollar bash |
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Well, I took my counsellor out to the barn |
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Silly Nelly was there, she told him a yarn |
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Then along came Jones and emptied the trash |
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Everybody went down to that million dollar bash |
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Well, I been hittin' it too hard, you know, my ?sloes? won't take |
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I get up in the morning, bit too early to wake |
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First it's "Hello", then "Goodbye", they push and they crash |
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But everybody's gonna make it to that million dollar bash |
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Well, I looked at my watch then I looked at my wrists |
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Punched myself in my face with my fists and I |
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Took my taters back a-home to be mashed |
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But then I made it right on to that million dollar bash |
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