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I think I've seen her face before |
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While at the video store |
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I got this sense of dejavu |
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When she blew me a kiss from across the room |
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She's a wannabe model & a dancer & a singer & an actress |
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But she always gets invited to celebrity events |
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With Charlie Sheen or Slash or somebody with cash |
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You know........I'm thinking she's a porn star |
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Bumpin' and grindin' on the TV screen |
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With the biggest smile that I've ever seen |
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You know......she's a natural porn star |
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She got the Benz and the house in the hills |
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A closet full of lingerie a few chains and whips |
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I thought it might bother me, her chosen occupation |
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But she makes ten times my current profession |
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Pop the champagne, light a candle, hit the sheets |
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I can't help feeling like I'm auditioning |
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Is there a video camera hidden in her clock? |
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Did someone say we need the money shot? |
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Bumpin' and grindin' on the TV screen |
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With the biggest smile that I've ever seen |
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You know......she's a natural porn star |
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She wants to be up there with |
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Jenna and Jeannie and be the queen of the scene |
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Go on Howard Stern and sell pictures and panties |
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And then retire at thirty with a pocket full of green |
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With her natural born charm, she's a natural porn star |
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Bumpin' and grindin' on the TV screen |
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With the biggest smile that I've ever seen |
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You know......she's a natural porn star |
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Don't be shy, just let down your guard |
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You do this all the time so it shouldn't be so hard |
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Cause....you're a natural |
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Lights, camera, action, get on back to your mark |
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Let's do it one more time with total disregard |
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Cause.....you're a natural porn star |