| Song | Atmosphere |
| Artist | Funkadelic |
| Album | Let's Take It To The Stage |
| Good evening, boys and girls | |
| Welcome to another evening of | |
| "I hate that word called dick" | |
| It goes like this: | |
| I hate that word called "dick" | |
| It sounds so awfully thick | |
| So I think I'll call it "prick" | |
| 'Cause I hate that word called "dick". | |
| Ha ha ha ha! | |
| I hate that word called "pussy" | |
| It sounds so awful squishy | |
| So I guess I'll call it "clit" | |
| 'Cause I hate that word called "pussy". | |
| Ha ha ha ha! |