Song | 全银河系都在讲东北话 |
Artist | 杨博然 |
Album | 全银河系都在讲东北话 |
Download | Image LRC TXT |
作词 : 杨博然 | |
作曲 : 杨博然 | |
全银河系都在讲东北话 - 杨博然 | |
哎,哎,哎 | |
我现在要用正宗东北那嘎达的的土话开始diss你们了啊, | |
都干哈呢?给我立正站好了! | |
瞧你长那熊样,老么卡哧眼的 | |
天天嚯嚯把家里造的皮儿了片儿的。 | |
你这脸上抹的啥啊造的混儿了画的!(你这瞎抹啥呀) | |
你这是嘎哈啊,破马张飞的,能不能消停点儿!(诶呀!) | |
你别成天得儿喝的,让人不放心 | |
那外边下雪冻斯哈的,不能多穿点吗? | |
那冻的得得瑟瑟的,大鼻涕拉瞎的, | |
你别跟我舞舞璇璇的,跟你说好话呢! | |
话说你那天出门卡了一跤 (诶) | |
出门就跟虾似的根本不看道(是真虾呀) | |
那活生生的腿就卡在马路牙子上了(诶呀) | |
那拨了盖都卡秃噜皮了,谁疼谁知道!(全是血啊) | |
那话说咱俩可能八竿子打不着, | |
但哥不是瞎叭叭都是为你好。 | |
你要再拔犟眼子急头白脸的拿哥当山炮, | |
那哥肯定沙楞的给你个垫炮加飞脚。 | |
说了这么多你到底听懂了多少? | |
让你们感觉感觉东北话有多奇妙。 | |
现在就让我用一口气来告诉你 | |
那东北方言可能几个小时都讲不清 | |
有一种回答叫嗯哪 | |
有一种解决叫咋整, | |
有一种浪费叫霍霍, | |
有一种重复叫磨叽, | |
有一种状况叫毛楞, | |
有一种面貌叫磕碜, | |
有一种讨厌叫咯应, | |
有一种观察叫撒漠, | |
有一种掩护叫打狼, | |
有一种软弱叫尿迹, | |
有一种疑问叫噶哈, | |
有一种习惯叫埋汰, | |
有一种聊天叫唠嗑, | |
有一种速度叫麻溜, | |
有一种愤怒叫急眼, | |
有一种喜欢叫稀罕, | |
全世界都讲东北话,讲东北话,讲东北话 | |
全世界都讲东北话,讲东北话,讲东北话 | |
有一种数量叫老鼻子, | |
有一种创伤叫秃噜皮, | |
有一种吃态叫可劲造, | |
有一种性别叫二椅子, | |
有一种关系叫钢钢地, | |
有一种独处叫卖个呆儿, | |
有一种范围叫整个浪, | |
有一种顽皮叫欠儿了登(你咋欠儿了蹬的呢) | |
有一种能力叫吭呲瘪肚, | |
有一种休闲叫无极六兽, | |
有一种故意叫净引儿地, | |
有一种感叹叫哎呦我去,(哎呀妈呀) | |
有一种设施叫马路牙子, | |
有一种工程叫半拉可机, | |
有一种失败叫突鲁反仗的。 | |
有一种白痴叫扬了二正的;(你就扬了二正的) | |
有一种厉害叫尿性, | |
有一种心情叫憋屈, | |
有一种发火叫急眼; | |
有一种直爽叫敞亮; | |
有一种脑残叫山炮; | |
有一种另类叫隔路; | |
有一种开始叫原先; | |
有一种错误叫岔劈; | |
有一种显摆叫得瑟; | |
有一种舒服叫得劲; | |
有一种口吃叫磕巴; | |
有一种农村叫屯子; | |
有一种挑逗叫撩哧; | |
有一种坚强叫皮实 | |
有一种爱 叫 哎妈,我老稀罕你了! | |
全世界都讲东北话,讲东北话,懂东北话 | |
全世界都讲东北话,讲东北话,懂东北话 | |
Ps:不是哥们,你是不是飘了。啊?全世界都讲东北话,你咋不说全宇宙,全银河系都讲东北话呢? | |
咋的呀?你瞅啥啊? | |
不是我瞅你咋的? | |
你啥意思? | |
你啥意思? | |
你啥意思? | |
你啥意思?。。。。。 | |
全银河系都在讲东北话 | |
特别鸣谢:网络上广大网友们的东北话素材!~ |
zuo ci : yang bo ran | |
zuo qu : yang bo ran | |
quan yin he xi dou zai jiang dong bei hua yang bo ran | |
ai, ai, ai | |
wo xian zai yao yong zheng zong dong bei na ga da de de tu hua kai shi diss ni men le a, | |
dou gan ha ne? gei wo li zheng zhan hao le! | |
qiao ni zhang na xiong yang, lao me ka chi yan de | |
tian tian huo huo ba jia li zao de pi r le pian er de. | |
ni zhe lian shang mo de sha a zao de hun er le hua de! ni zhe xia mo sha ya | |
ni zhe shi ga ha a, po ma zhang fei de, neng bu neng xiao ting dian er! ei ya! | |
ni bie cheng tian de er he de, rang ren bu fang xin | |
na wai bian xia xue dong si ha de, bu neng duo chuan dian ma? | |
na dong de de de se se de, da bi ti la xia de, | |
ni bie gen wo wu wu xuan xuan de, gen ni shuo hao hua ne! | |
hua shuo ni na tian chu men ka le yi jiao ei | |
chu men jiu gen xia shi de gen ben bu kan dao shi zhen xia ya | |
na huo sheng sheng de tui jiu ka zai ma lu ya zi shang le ei ya | |
na bo le gai dou ka tu lu pi le, shui teng shei zhi dao! quan shi xue a | |
na hua shuo zan lia ke neng ba gan zi da bu zhao, | |
dan ge bu shi xia ba ba dou shi wei ni hao. | |
ni yao zai ba jiang yan zi ji tou bai lian de na ge dang shan pao, | |
na ge ken ding sha leng de gei ni ge dian pao jia fei jiao. | |
shuo le zhe me duo ni dao di ting dong le duo shao? | |
rang ni men gan jue gan jue dong bei hua you duo qi miao. | |
xian zai jiu rang wo yong yi kou qi lai gao su ni | |
na dong bei fang yan ke neng ji ge xiao shi dou jiang bu qing | |
you yi zhong hui da jiao na | |
you yi zhong jie jue jiao za zheng, | |
you yi zhong lang fei jiao huo huo, | |
you yi zhong chong fu jiao mo ji, | |
you yi zhong zhuang kuang jiao mao leng, | |
you yi zhong mian mao jiao ke chen, | |
you yi zhong tao yan jiao ge ying, | |
you yi zhong guan cha jiao sa mo, | |
you yi zhong yan hu jiao da lang, | |
you yi zhong ruan ruo jiao niao ji, | |
you yi zhong yi wen jiao ga ha, | |
you yi zhong xi guan jiao mai tai, | |
you yi zhong liao tian jiao lao ke, | |
you yi zhong su du jiao ma liu, | |
you yi zhong fen nu jiao ji yan, | |
you yi zhong xi huan jiao xi han, | |
quan shi jie dou jiang dong bei hua, jiang dong bei hua, jiang dong bei hua | |
quan shi jie dou jiang dong bei hua, jiang dong bei hua, jiang dong bei hua | |
you yi zhong shu liang jiao lao bi zi, | |
you yi zhong chuang shang jiao tu lu pi, | |
you yi zhong chi tai jiao ke jin zao, | |
you yi zhong xing bie jiao er yi zi, | |
you yi zhong guan xi jiao gang gang di, | |
you yi zhong du chu jiao mai ge dai er, | |
you yi zhong fan wei jiao zheng ge lang, | |
you yi zhong wan pi jiao qian er le deng ni za qian er le deng de ne | |
you yi zhong neng li jiao keng ci bie du, | |
you yi zhong xiu xian jiao wu ji liu shou, | |
you yi zhong gu yi jiao jing yin er di, | |
you yi zhong gan tan jiao ai you wo qu, ai ya ma ya | |
you yi zhong she shi jiao ma lu ya zi, | |
you yi zhong gong cheng jiao ban la ke ji, | |
you yi zhong shi bai jiao tu lu fan zhang de. | |
you yi zhong bai chi jiao yang le er zheng de ni jiu yang le er zheng de | |
you yi zhong li hai jiao niao xing, | |
you yi zhong xin qing jiao bie qu, | |
you yi zhong fa huo jiao ji yan | |
you yi zhong zhi shuang jiao chang liang | |
you yi zhong nao can jiao shan pao | |
you yi zhong ling lei jiao ge lu | |
you yi zhong kai shi jiao yuan xian | |
you yi zhong cuo wu jiao cha pi | |
you yi zhong xian bai jiao de se | |
you yi zhong shu fu jiao de jin | |
you yi zhong kou chi jiao ke ba | |
you yi zhong nong cun jiao tun zi | |
you yi zhong tiao dou jiao liao chi | |
you yi zhong jian qiang jiao pi shi | |
you yi zhong ai jiao ai ma, wo lao xi han ni le! | |
quan shi jie dou jiang dong bei hua, jiang dong bei hua, dong dong bei hua | |
quan shi jie dou jiang dong bei hua, jiang dong bei hua, dong dong bei hua | |
Ps: bu shi ge men, ni shi bu shi piao le. a? quan shi jie dou jiang dong bei hua, ni za bu shuo quan yu zhou, quan yin he xi dou jiang dong bei hua ne? | |
za de ya? ni chou sha a? | |
bu shi wo chou ni za de? | |
ni sha yi si? | |
ni sha yi si? | |
ni sha yi si? | |
ni sha yi si?..... | |
quan yin he xi dou zai jiang dong bei hua | |
te bie ming xie: wang luo shang guang da wang you men de dong bei hua su cai! |
zuò cí : yáng bó rán | |
zuò qǔ : yáng bó rán | |
quán yín hé xì dōu zài jiǎng dōng běi huà yáng bó rán | |
āi, āi, āi | |
wǒ xiàn zài yào yòng zhèng zōng dōng běi nà gā dá de de tǔ huà kāi shǐ diss nǐ men le a, | |
dōu gàn hā ne? gěi wǒ lì zhèng zhàn hǎo le! | |
qiáo nǐ zhǎng nà xióng yàng, lǎo me kǎ chī yǎn de | |
tiān tiān huò huò bǎ jiā lǐ zào de pí r le piān er de. | |
nǐ zhè liǎn shàng mǒ de shà a zào de hùn ér le huà de! nǐ zhè xiā mǒ shà ya | |
nǐ zhè shì gā hā a, pò mǎ zhāng fēi de, néng bù néng xiāo tíng diǎn ér! éi ya! | |
nǐ bié chéng tiān de ér hē de, ràng rén bù fàng xīn | |
nà wài biān xià xuě dòng sī hā de, bù néng duō chuān diǎn ma? | |
nà dòng de de de sè sè de, dà bí tì lā xiā de, | |
nǐ bié gēn wǒ wǔ wǔ xuán xuán de, gēn nǐ shuō hǎo huà ne! | |
huà shuō nǐ nà tiān chū mén kǎ le yī jiāo éi | |
chū mén jiù gēn xiā shì de gēn běn bù kàn dào shì zhēn xiā ya | |
nà huó shēng shēng de tuǐ jiù kǎ zài mǎ lù yá zǐ shàng le éi ya | |
nà bō le gài dōu kǎ tū lū pí le, shuí téng shéi zhī dào! quán shì xuè a | |
nà huà shuō zán liǎ kě néng bā gān zǐ dǎ bù zháo, | |
dàn gē bú shì xiā bā bā dōu shì wèi nǐ hǎo. | |
nǐ yào zài bá jiàng yǎn zǐ jí tóu bái liǎn de ná gē dāng shān pào, | |
nà gē kěn dìng shā léng de gěi nǐ gè diàn pào jiā fēi jiǎo. | |
shuō le zhè me duō nǐ dào dǐ tīng dǒng le duō shǎo? | |
ràng nǐ men gǎn jué gǎn jué dōng běi huà yǒu duō qí miào. | |
xiàn zài jiù ràng wǒ yòng yī kǒu qì lái gào sù nǐ | |
nà dōng běi fāng yán kě néng jǐ gè xiǎo shí dōu jiǎng bù qīng | |
yǒu yī zhǒng huí dá jiào nǎ | |
yǒu yī zhǒng jiě jué jiào zǎ zhěng, | |
yǒu yī zhǒng làng fèi jiào huò huò, | |
yǒu yī zhǒng chóng fù jiào mò ji, | |
yǒu yī zhǒng zhuàng kuàng jiào máo léng, | |
yǒu yī zhǒng miàn mào jiào kē chěn, | |
yǒu yī zhǒng tǎo yàn jiào gē yīng, | |
yǒu yī zhǒng guān chá jiào sā mò, | |
yǒu yī zhǒng yǎn hù jiào dǎ láng, | |
yǒu yī zhǒng ruǎn ruò jiào niào jī, | |
yǒu yī zhǒng yí wèn jiào gá hā, | |
yǒu yī zhǒng xí guàn jiào mái tài, | |
yǒu yī zhǒng liáo tiān jiào lào kè, | |
yǒu yī zhǒng sù dù jiào má liū, | |
yǒu yī zhǒng fèn nù jiào jí yǎn, | |
yǒu yī zhǒng xǐ huān jiào xī hǎn, | |
quán shì jiè dōu jiǎng dōng běi huà, jiǎng dōng běi huà, jiǎng dōng běi huà | |
quán shì jiè dōu jiǎng dōng běi huà, jiǎng dōng běi huà, jiǎng dōng běi huà | |
yǒu yī zhǒng shù liàng jiào lǎo bí zi, | |
yǒu yī zhǒng chuāng shāng jiào tū lū pí, | |
yǒu yī zhǒng chī tài jiào kě jìn zào, | |
yǒu yī zhǒng xìng bié jiào èr yǐ zi, | |
yǒu yī zhǒng guān xì jiào gāng gāng dì, | |
yǒu yī zhǒng dú chǔ jiào mài gè dāi ér, | |
yǒu yī zhǒng fàn wéi jiào zhěng gè làng, | |
yǒu yī zhǒng wán pí jiào qiàn ér le dēng nǐ zǎ qiàn ér le dēng de ne | |
yǒu yī zhǒng néng lì jiào kēng cī biě dù, | |
yǒu yī zhǒng xiū xián jiào wú jí liù shòu, | |
yǒu yī zhǒng gù yì jiào jìng yǐn ér dì, | |
yǒu yī zhǒng gǎn tàn jiào āi yōu wǒ qù, āi yā mā ya | |
yǒu yī zhǒng shè shī jiào mǎ lù yá zǐ, | |
yǒu yī zhǒng gōng chéng jiào bàn lǎ kě jī, | |
yǒu yī zhǒng shī bài jiào tū lǔ fǎn zhàng de. | |
yǒu yī zhǒng bái chī jiào yáng le èr zhèng de nǐ jiù yáng le èr zhèng de | |
yǒu yī zhǒng lì hài jiào niào xìng, | |
yǒu yī zhǒng xīn qíng jiào biē qū, | |
yǒu yī zhǒng fā huǒ jiào jí yǎn | |
yǒu yī zhǒng zhí shuǎng jiào chǎng liàng | |
yǒu yī zhǒng nǎo cán jiào shān pào | |
yǒu yī zhǒng lìng lèi jiào gé lù | |
yǒu yī zhǒng kāi shǐ jiào yuán xiān | |
yǒu yī zhǒng cuò wù jiào chà pī | |
yǒu yī zhǒng xiǎn bǎi jiào dé sè | |
yǒu yī zhǒng shū fú jiào dé jìn | |
yǒu yī zhǒng kǒu chī jiào kē bā | |
yǒu yī zhǒng nóng cūn jiào tún zǐ | |
yǒu yī zhǒng tiǎo dòu jiào liāo chī | |
yǒu yī zhǒng jiān qiáng jiào pí shí | |
yǒu yī zhǒng ài jiào āi mā, wǒ lǎo xī hǎn nǐ le! | |
quán shì jiè dōu jiǎng dōng běi huà, jiǎng dōng běi huà, dǒng dōng běi huà | |
quán shì jiè dōu jiǎng dōng běi huà, jiǎng dōng běi huà, dǒng dōng běi huà | |
Ps: bú shì gē men, nǐ shì bú shì piāo le. a? quán shì jiè dōu jiǎng dōng běi huà, nǐ zǎ bù shuō quán yǔ zhòu, quán yín hé xì dōu jiǎng dōng běi huà ne? | |
zǎ de ya? nǐ chǒu shà a? | |
bú shì wǒ chǒu nǐ zǎ de? | |
nǐ shà yì sī? | |
nǐ shà yì sī? | |
nǐ shà yì sī? | |
nǐ shà yì sī?..... | |
quán yín hé xì dōu zài jiǎng dōng běi huà | |
tè bié míng xiè: wǎng luò shàng guǎng dà wǎng yǒu men de dōng běi huà sù cái! |