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This kitchen has a king! |
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This hand, this hand is a cunning little bugger |
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With a habit of turning every A into a B |
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Unless it's put to work |
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There's a twitch twitch twitch and a rash, and an itch |
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For a job, for a magic job, and a magic diet and exercise plan |
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There are things I cannot do |
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I cannot not not turn a skinny little shit |
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Into a winsome Brit who spent his youth in honest pleasure |
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For all my wily ways |
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I cannot not not turn back into the boy |
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It's a tearful day when a boy must learn his limitations |
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Take a look at this brochure: |
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Inject, inject, strip away, peel away |
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The scars of self abuse with a couple of hours in a private clinic |
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What have I left in life? |
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The Knife! the Knife! this knife! this knife! |
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Every inch, every inch of me will come to know its magic! |
