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Paralysed by paperwork |
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It took a special woman to commit |
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But Sheena is a clever girl |
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She paid for our equipment with her tits |
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She tore off her t-shirt |
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(I didn't know I wanted to |
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I didn't know I wanted to until I did) |
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Dumb is the new black |
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One of us - the sober one |
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Should sit her down and tell her how we feel |
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Cos Sheena is a slogan now |
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A comma in the common cattery |
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He made her a mix tape |
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(He didn't know he needed to |
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He didn't know he needed to until he did) |
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Dead is the new good |
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Autistic autistic autistic radio |
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Artistic licence (celebrate a bus pass) |
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Autistic autistic autistic radio |
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Artistic licence (melanoma shake-down) |
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Bring a bracket to the county fair |
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Does anyone here have the ear of the devil? |
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Or a piece of his hair? |
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This song is dedicated |
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To the merchandise manufacturers |
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Who made it possible |
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With their hard work, talent, application |
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And love of tote bags |
