| Song | These Are Not My Pants (The Rock Opera) Country |
| Artist | Five Iron Frenzy |
| Album | Quantity Is Job 1 EP |
| AY, I love my pantaloons, | |
| they fit me oh so tight, | |
| they make me smile with delight. | |
| Do YOOOUUUUUUUUU like Five Iron Frenzy singing 'bout the pants? | |
| It's kind of silly... bring on the romance! | |
| Thank you for this little listen. | |
| *insert latin whoops and yipees* |