| Song | Combat Chuck |
| Artist | Five Iron Frenzy |
| Album | Upbeats and Beatdowns |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : Culp, Kerr, Roper | |
| A real life superhero. | |
| He's got the | |
| Holy Ghost, | |
| He's either praising | |
| Jesus, or he's making toast. | |
| Ain't got no superpowers, ain't got no giant brain, | |
| But he would try to help you, if he heard you call his name. | |
| There's some kids there in some trouble, | |
| Need a Pepsi on the double. | |
| Then he shouts, not so quiet,"Would you like regular or diet?" | |
| Found a campsite for some kids, | |
| By the stage is what he did. | |
| People ask why he's so nice, | |
| Wants to be like | |
| Jesus Christ.[Go, go. Go, go.Go, go. Go, go.] | |
| Whenever you're in trouble, whenever you're in need, | |
| Combat Chuck will help you, he nearly runs with speed. | |
| He's on the ball to same the masses, | |
| Got some thick old horned rimmed glasses. | |
| His head is bald, he shaved it shiny. | |
| Kicks the | |
| Devil in his hiney,[Ain't got no, cape, says they're too tight.Choose a path and does what's right.] | |
| People ask why he's so nice, | |
| Wants to be like | |
| Jesus Christ.[Combat Chuck. Go, go.Combat Chuck. Pick it up, pick it up.Combat Chuck. Go, go.Combat Chuck. Pick it up, pick it up.] |
| zuo ci : Culp, Kerr, Roper | |
| A real life superhero. | |
| He' s got the | |
| Holy Ghost, | |
| He' s either praising | |
| Jesus, or he' s making toast. | |
| Ain' t got no superpowers, ain' t got no giant brain, | |
| But he would try to help you, if he heard you call his name. | |
| There' s some kids there in some trouble, | |
| Need a Pepsi on the double. | |
| Then he shouts, not so quiet," Would you like regular or diet?" | |
| Found a campsite for some kids, | |
| By the stage is what he did. | |
| People ask why he' s so nice, | |
| Wants to be like | |
| Jesus Christ. Go, go. Go, go. Go, go. Go, go. | |
| Whenever you' re in trouble, whenever you' re in need, | |
| Combat Chuck will help you, he nearly runs with speed. | |
| He' s on the ball to same the masses, | |
| Got some thick old horned rimmed glasses. | |
| His head is bald, he shaved it shiny. | |
| Kicks the | |
| Devil in his hiney, Ain' t got no, cape, says they' re too tight. Choose a path and does what' s right. | |
| People ask why he' s so nice, | |
| Wants to be like | |
| Jesus Christ. Combat Chuck. Go, go. Combat Chuck. Pick it up, pick it up. Combat Chuck. Go, go. Combat Chuck. Pick it up, pick it up. |
| zuò cí : Culp, Kerr, Roper | |
| A real life superhero. | |
| He' s got the | |
| Holy Ghost, | |
| He' s either praising | |
| Jesus, or he' s making toast. | |
| Ain' t got no superpowers, ain' t got no giant brain, | |
| But he would try to help you, if he heard you call his name. | |
| There' s some kids there in some trouble, | |
| Need a Pepsi on the double. | |
| Then he shouts, not so quiet," Would you like regular or diet?" | |
| Found a campsite for some kids, | |
| By the stage is what he did. | |
| People ask why he' s so nice, | |
| Wants to be like | |
| Jesus Christ. Go, go. Go, go. Go, go. Go, go. | |
| Whenever you' re in trouble, whenever you' re in need, | |
| Combat Chuck will help you, he nearly runs with speed. | |
| He' s on the ball to same the masses, | |
| Got some thick old horned rimmed glasses. | |
| His head is bald, he shaved it shiny. | |
| Kicks the | |
| Devil in his hiney, Ain' t got no, cape, says they' re too tight. Choose a path and does what' s right. | |
| People ask why he' s so nice, | |
| Wants to be like | |
| Jesus Christ. Combat Chuck. Go, go. Combat Chuck. Pick it up, pick it up. Combat Chuck. Go, go. Combat Chuck. Pick it up, pick it up. |