| Song | April Fools and Eggmen |
| Artist | Fair to Midland |
| Album | Fables Of A Mayfly |
| 作曲 : Fair To Midland, Sudderth | |
| Rest assured they're weighing words in sympathetic ink | |
| And they don't waste their time suspending disbelief | |
| They face the facts with thinking caps, they map out and display | |
| But that's not the only way | |
| Common sense won't pay the rent and doesn't grow on trees | |
| But splitting hairs can get you anything you need | |
| Who would have thought connecting dots might get you to the point? | |
| But charities and remedy, almost as much as modesty | |
| Take the bait and save however much it takes | |
| Before you've made your wish, however much it takes | |
| Rest assured they're weighing words in sympathetic ink | |
| And I don't waste my time suspending disbelief | |
| Masterminds want bottom lines to map out and display | |
| If I have every bit of faith | |
| I won't be turning in my grave | |
| Take the bait and save however much it takes | |
| Before you've made your wish, however much it takes | |
| Take your own advice before you take a side | |
| Run for middle ground | |
| Take the bait and save however much it takes | |
| Before you've made your wish, however much it takes | |
| Before you lie in bed, however much it takes |
| zuò qǔ : Fair To Midland, Sudderth | |
| Rest assured they' re weighing words in sympathetic ink | |
| And they don' t waste their time suspending disbelief | |
| They face the facts with thinking caps, they map out and display | |
| But that' s not the only way | |
| Common sense won' t pay the rent and doesn' t grow on trees | |
| But splitting hairs can get you anything you need | |
| Who would have thought connecting dots might get you to the point? | |
| But charities and remedy, almost as much as modesty | |
| Take the bait and save however much it takes | |
| Before you' ve made your wish, however much it takes | |
| Rest assured they' re weighing words in sympathetic ink | |
| And I don' t waste my time suspending disbelief | |
| Masterminds want bottom lines to map out and display | |
| If I have every bit of faith | |
| I won' t be turning in my grave | |
| Take the bait and save however much it takes | |
| Before you' ve made your wish, however much it takes | |
| Take your own advice before you take a side | |
| Run for middle ground | |
| Take the bait and save however much it takes | |
| Before you' ve made your wish, however much it takes | |
| Before you lie in bed, however much it takes |