| Song | Jet-Star and the Kobra Kid / Traffic Report |
| Artist | My Chemical Romance |
| Album | Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys |
| Bad news | |
| from the zones tumbleweeds | |
| It looks like Jet Star | |
| and the Kobra Kid had a | |
| clap with an exterminator | |
| that went all Costa Rica | |
| and uh got themselves ghosted | |
| Dusted out on route guano | |
| So it's time to hit the red line | |
| and upthrust the | |
| volume out there | |
| Keep your boots tight | |
| keep your gun close and die | |
| with your mask on if you've got to | |
| Here is the traffic |