| Song | Heavens to Murgatroyd |
| Artist | Fair to Midland |
| Album | Arrows & Anchors |
| Now soon enough, | |
| Someones gonna come along, | |
| Could be your husband, | |
| Could be your wife, | |
| Hell, could be your best friend. | |
| They're gonna come along and put a stick in your spokes, | |
| And I want you to thank them, | |
| Cause is it so bad when you're airborne, | |
| That the only thing going through that little head of yours | |
| Is hitting the ground. |