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I always had a roof above me, |
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I always paid the rent |
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And I've never set foot inside a tent |
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I couldn't build a fire to save my life |
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I lied about being the outdoor type |
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Well, I've never slept out underneath the stars |
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The closest that |
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I came to that was one time in my car |
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Broke down for an hour in the suburbs at night |
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I lied about being the outdoor type |
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Too scared to let you know that you knew what you were looking for |
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I lied until |
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I fit the bill, |
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God bless the great indoors |
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I lied about being the outdoor type |
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Never owned a sleeping bag, let alone a mountain bike |
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No, I can't go away with you on a rock-climbing weekend |
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What if something's on |
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TV that's never shown again? |
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It's just as well |
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I'm not invited, as |
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I'm afraid of heights |
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I lied about being the outdoor type |
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Never learned to swim, can't grow a beard, or even fight |
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I lied about being the outdoor type. |
