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Eddie, are you kidding? |
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I've seen you on my |
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TVEddie, are you kidding? |
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The people always ask me |
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I saw your double knits |
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I thought they were the pits |
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You threw it in a bag |
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And then you sent me home - - |
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What!?Eddie, are you kidding? |
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No, no.Eddie, are you kidding? |
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No, no.Eddie, are you teasing |
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About your rancid garments? |
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Eddie, are you teasing |
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About your sixty tailors? |
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I'm coming over shortly |
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Because I am a portly |
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You promised you could fit me |
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In fifty Dollar suit - - |
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OhEddie, are you kidding? |
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No, no.Eddie, are you kidding? |
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No, no.Eddie, my friends ask me, |
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Eddie, Eddie, are you kidding? |
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I wanna tell you something,my friends: |
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I am not kidding. |
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Here at Zachary |
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AllWe have sixty tailors |
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In the back room. |
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We have the west's largest |
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Selections of portly's, regulars |
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Longs, extra longs, and cadets. |
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And my friends say to me: |
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Eddie,Eddie, what do you think of the new |
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Double Knits?(Eddie, what do you think of the new Double Knits?) |
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And I tell them: |
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I'll tell you |
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Something frankly, my friends - - |
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When the new double knits first |
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Came out, |
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I was not impressed. |
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But as you can see |
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These pants |
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I'm wearing |
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Are double knit. |
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They stretch |
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In all the right places. |
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They're most comfortable. |
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Our model |
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Twiggy here will demostrate. |
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I have this lovely little |
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Seersucker ... wait a minute |
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WHERE CAN |
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I GO GARDE |
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NA?AND WHE |
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RE CAN I G |
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O IN L.A.A |
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ND WHERE C |
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AN I GO IN |
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ROSEMONTI |
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NEED SOME |
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THREADS TO |
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DAYI need the knits |
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The double knits |
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I need the knits |
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They are the pits |
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I need the knits |
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The double knits |
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I'm coming over shortly |
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Because I am a portly |
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You promised you could fit me |
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In fifty Dollar suit - - |
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Whew!Eddie, are you kidding? |
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No, no.Eddie, are you kidding? |
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No, no.Eddie, are you kidding? |
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No, no.Eddie, are you kidding me? |
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Eddie, are you kidding me? |
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Eddie, are you kidding me? |
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No, my friends, |
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I'm not kidding, |
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Right here on the miracle mile |
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We have the west's largest |
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Selections of portly, regular |
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Cadet, tall and long. |
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And not only that - - |
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My brother |
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Jake and Little |
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EmilAnd sixty tailors ... |
