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Frank zappa (lead guitar, synthesizer, vocals) |
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Ike willis (rhythm guitar, vocals) |
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Mike keneally (rhythm guitar, synthesizer, vocals) |
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Bobby martin (keyboards, vocals) |
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Ed mann (vibes, marimba, electronic percussion) |
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Walt fowler (trumpet, flugel horn, synthesizer) |
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Bruce fowler (trombone) |
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Paul carman (alto saxophone, soprano saxophone, baritone saxophone) |
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Albert wing (tenor saxophone) |
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Kurt mcgettrick (baritone saxophone, bass saxophone, contrabass clarinet) |
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Scott thunes (electric bass, mini-moog) |
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Chad wackerman (drums, electronic percussion) |
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Jimmy carl black (vocals) |
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Mark volman (vocals) |
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Howard kaylan (vocals) |
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Jim pons (bass, vocals) |
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Don preston (keyboards, electronics) |
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Ian underwood (keyboards, saxophone) |
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Aynsley dunbar (drums) |
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Frank:My name is nando, |
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I'm a marine biologist. |
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All my friends, |
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They call me "doh". |
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Ike & mike: |
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Hi, doh!Frank: |
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All my family, |
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From someplace in this area, |
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And they complain if |
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I talk about this horrible pizza |
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During the show. |
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All:Come out here, to californy, |
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Just to find me some pretty girls. |
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Ones I seen gets me so horny, |
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Ruby lips, 'n teeth like pearls. |
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Wanna love 'em all, wanna love 'em dearly. |
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Wanna a jellyfish, |
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I'll even pay. |
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I'll buy 'em furs, |
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I'll buy 'em pizza, |
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I know they like me, here's what |
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I'll say:(1971:) |
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Jimmy carl black: |
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I'm lonesome cowboy burt. |
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Speakin' atcha! |
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Won'tcha smell my fringe-y shirt? |
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Reekin' atcha! |
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My cowboy pants, |
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My cowboy dance, |
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My bold advance |
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On this here waitress... |
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Mark & howard: |
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He's lonesome cowboy burt. a-ha! |
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Don'tcha get his feelings hurt. |
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Jimmy:Come on in this place |
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An' I'll buy you a taste. |
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You can sit on my face. |
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Where's my waitress? |
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Mark & howard: |
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Burtram, burtram redneck! |
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Burtram, burtram redneck! |
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Jimmy:I'm an awful nice guy. |
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Worked all day in the sun. |
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I'm a roofer by trade, |
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Quite a bundle |
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I've made, |
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I'm a unionized roofin' old son-of-a-gun. |
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Mark & howard: |
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He's a unionized roofin' old son of a gun!(1988:) |
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Ike:"darling, |
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I crazy go nuts when |
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I hear this, |
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You know what |
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I'm sayin'? " |
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Frank:When |
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I get off, |
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I get plastered. |
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I swim till |
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I fall on the jellyfish. |
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Then I find me some academic kind of illustrator, |
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I describe the little dangling utensils on this thing, |
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And tell him to draw it up |
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So it looks just like a brand new jellyfish. |
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Ike & mike:(trying to follow along, they sing some gibberish) |
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Frank:"take that! take that!" |
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I fuss an' |
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I cuss and |
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I keep on swimmin', |
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Till my snorkel puffs up an' turns red. |
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I drool on my shorts, |
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I do some water sports, |
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Then I take the jellyfish back to my house |
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And stick it in the bed! "sorta..." |
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Ike & mike:"whaddya do? " |
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Stick it again in the bed! |
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Frank:"that's right! |
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Ike & mike: |
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Stick it again in the bed! |
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Stick it again in the bed! |
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Stick it again in the bed!(1971:) |
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Jimmy:Lonesome cowboy burt. |
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Speakin' atcha! |
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Smell my fringe-y shirt. |
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Reekin' atcha! |
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My cowboy pants, |
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My cowboy dance, |
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My bold advance |
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On this here waitress! |
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Mark & howard: |
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He's lonesome cowboy burt. yee-ha! |
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Don'tcha get his feelings hurt! |
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Jimmy:Come on in this place, |
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An' I'll buy you a taste. |
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You can sit on my face. |
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Where's my waitress?"opal, you hot little bitch!" |
