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Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) |
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Ray white (rhythm guitar, vocals) |
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Eddie jobson (keyboards, violin, vocals) |
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Patrick o'hearn (bass, vocals) |
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Terry bozzio (drums, vocals) |
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Ruth underwood (percussion, synthesizer) |
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Don pardo (vocals) |
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David samuels (vibes) |
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Randy brecker (trumpet) |
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Mike brecker (tenor saxophone, flute) |
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Lou marini (alto saxophone, flute) |
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Ronnie cuber (baritone saxophone, clarinet) |
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Tom malone (trombone, trumpet, piccolo) |
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John bergamo (percussion over-dub) |
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Ed mann (percussion over-dub) |
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Louanne neil (osmotic harp over-dub) |
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And now folks it's time for don pardo to deliver our special illinois enema bandit-type announcement take it away, don |
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"this is a true story |
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About a famous criminal |
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From right around chicago |
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This is the story of michael kenyon |
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A man who's serving time at this very moment |
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For the crime of armed robbery |
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It so happened, that at the time of the robbery |
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Michael, decided to give his female victims |
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A little enema |
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Apparently, there was no law against that |
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But his name lives on |
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Michael kenyon |
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The illinois enema bandit!" |
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The illinois enema bandit |
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I heard he's on the loose |
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I heard he's on the loose |
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Lord, the pitiful screams |
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Of all them college-educated women... |
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Boy, he'd just be tyin' 'em up |
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(they'd be all bound down!) |
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Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla |
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The illinois enema bandit juice |
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He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag |
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Fulla the illinois enema bandit juice |
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He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag |
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Fulla the illinois enema bandit juice |
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He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag |
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Fulla the illinois enema bandit juice |
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The illinois enema bandit |
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I heard it on the news |
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I heard it on the news |
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Bloomington illinois...he has caused some alarm |
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Just sneakin' around there |
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From farm to farm |
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Got a rubberized bag |
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And a hose on his arm |
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Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump |
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That he just might wanna pump |
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Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump |
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That he just might wanna pump |
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Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump |
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That he just might wanna pump |
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The illinois enema bandit |
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One day he'll have to pay |
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One day he'll have to pay |
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The police will say, "you're under arrest!" |
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And the judge would have him for a special guest |
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The d.a. will order a secret test |
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And stuff his pudgy little thumbs in the side of his vest |
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Then they'll put out a call for the jury folks |
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And the judge would say, "no poo-poo jokes!" |
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Then they'll drag in the bandit for all to see, |
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Sayin' "don't nobody have no sympathy... |
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Hot soap water in the first degree!" |
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And then the bandit might say, "why is everybody looking' at me?" |
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Well did you cause this misery? |
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Well did you cause this kinda misery? |
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Well did you cause this misery? |
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Now, one girl shout: "let the bandit be!" |
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Bandit are you guilty? |
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Bandit are you guilty? tell me now, what's |
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Your plea? |
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Another girl shout: "let the fiend go free!" |
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Are you guilty? bandit, did you do these deeds? |
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The bandit say, "it must be just what they all needs..." |
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"it must be just what they all needs..." |
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"it must be just what they all needs..." |
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"it must be just what they all needs..." |
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"it must be just what they all needs..." |
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"it must be just what they all needs..." |
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Etc. repeat |
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Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna enema |
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Enema |
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Repeat... |