The Groupie Routine Lyrics
| Song | The Groupie Routine |
| Artist | Frank Zappa |
| Album | You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol. 1 |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : Zappa | |
| Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) | |
| Mark volman (vocals) | |
| Howard kaylan (vocals) | |
| Jim pons (bass, vocals) | |
| Don preston (keyboards, electronics) | |
| Ian underwood (keyboards, alto saxophone) | |
| Aynsley dunbar (drums) | |
| I mean, really, really, | |
| I mean, you guys, | |
| What can I say, you guys are my favorite band | |
| You gotta tell me somethin', | |
| Are you here in hollywood long? | |
| I mean, I just... | |
| No, I'm ah, we're recording here in town | |
| You're recording here? | |
| Yeah, at the record plant | |
| The record plant? | |
| YeahOh, bobby sherman records here | |
| I just love bobby sherman and david cassidy | |
| Do you know david cassidy? | |
| No, i...Have you ever run into any members of the tree dog night? | |
| Joe shermy once i... | |
| Oh! they are my favorite band! | |
| They're so professional, | |
| I mean...So creative... | |
| How 'bout david crosby? | |
| I mean...He's so in, you know, i... | |
| No, I never... | |
| He's...he just knows... | |
| I mean, he almost cut his hair but he didn't | |
| No, listen, ah, do you know how... | |
| Do you know how to get to the chateau mormon from here? | |
| Not exactly...is it by the, by the airport? | |
| No no, we don't, we have a bus on this particular thing | |
| Oh!YeahTell me one thing: do you like my new car? | |
| Oh yeah! it's a...pavilion, isn't it? | |
| Oh, not just a pavilion, it's a pauley pavilion | |
| Oh!Yeah, it's real futuristic, | |
| I like the little naked man turn signals | |
| So ah, we gotta get up, you know, | |
| And ah, go to the studio in the morning | |
| And then we groove court for about two weeks | |
| And then we ah, we leave again | |
| Oh, really? | |
| Where do you play when you go from here? | |
| Ah, let me see...needles... | |
| Oh oh! you guys are so professional | |
| No, it's nothing... | |
| I mean the way you get to travel to all those exotic towns | |
| You get to playin' and playin' in all these great sounding | |
| HallsTell me somethin': do you really have a hitsingle in the | |
| Charts now? | |
| Right now, | |
| I mean, with a bullet? | |
| That's really important | |
| Listen baby, would | |
| I lie to you | |
| Just to run my fingers through your pukes? | |
| Don't talk to me that way! | |
| I am not a groupie! | |
| I never said that... | |
| I'm not a groupie | |
| Neither are my friends here | |
| Jim and ian and aynsley and don and frank | |
| None of us are groupies | |
| Pleased to meet all you girls | |
| Hiya howie... | |
| Tell 'em, tell 'em, we don't...we aren't groupies | |
| HowardYeah | |
| We only like musicians for friends | |
| That's right | |
| You, you know, you understand? | |
| We still wanna hear your record | |
| You know, we still like to come in your bus | |
| Listen now, on the other side of the record, | |
| Didn't you say that you got off bein' juked | |
| With a baby octopus and spewed upon with cream corn? | |
| And that your hair-lipped queen-o-bassplayin' girlfriend | |
| With the cross ties and the tits on her shirt | |
| Had to have it with a hot seven-up bottle or you went up the | |
| Wall?Oh! howie... | |
| What's the deal, mama? | |
| Howie, all that's true, howie | |
| And sometimes | |
| I even dig it with a jack-in-the-box ring job | |
| But howie, we are not, we are not groupies, howie | |
| I told robert plant that | |
| I told elton john | |
| I told steve stills | |
| YeahAnd he didn't even wanna ball me | |
| I can see that... | |
| Listen, the thing is baby, | |
| I want some action, you know | |
| I'm only here for a couple of weeks, | |
| Recording at the record plant | |
| With that naked statue in the bathroom and stuff... | |
| I'm horny as fuck! | |
| Listen to me... | |
| I want a steaming, succulent, juicy, drippy, ever-widening | |
| Kind of a smelly, slimy, many folded, | |
| Sort of in-and-out contracting sphincter | |
| Kind of a hole with a, with a, with a... | |
| Let's see, there's gotta be a way | |
| I can put this discreetly | |
| Let's say we hop in the isle over those guys | |
| And the blewin' fuck baby! | |
| Hey, hey, hey! | |
| I'm in this band man... | |
| I told you that many times | |
| No matter what goes on | |
| Listen! it just so happens tonight | |
| I mean, this is unbelievable | |
| Are you a virgo | |
| No...I mean, it just so happens tonight | |
| Me and my girlfriends, well, | |
| We came here lookin' for a guy from a group | |
| Ah!But just not any guy from any group | |
| Yeah...We're lookin' for a guy from a group with a dik | |
| Well, I can show you! | |
| But he's gotta have a dik which is a monster!(wow!) | |
| That's me! | |
| You peeked! | |
| That's me, you little westward wench nipple-queen! | |
| Take me, I'm yours, you hole. | |
| Fulfil my wildest dreams! | |
| Oh! anything for you my most seductive pop star of a man. | |
| Yeah?Picture this if you can | |
| Okay, I'll try... | |
| Bead jobsKnotted nylons | |
| Bamboo canes | |
| Three unreleased recordings of crosby, stills, nash & young | |
| Fighting at the fillmore east. | |
| Oh!Two unreleased recordings of...of the grateful dead, | |
| Sitting in with mel torme | |
| Yeah!No! i... | |
| Oh! man! oh, i, | |
| I just...I can't stand it! | |
| Do you understand me baby? | |
| I mean, I can't stand it! | |
| I can't stand it! | |
| I can't stand it!... | |
| I gotta see my baby! | |
| I gotta... | |
| I can't stand it! |
| zuo ci : Zappa | |
| Frank zappa lead guitar, vocals | |
| Mark volman vocals | |
| Howard kaylan vocals | |
| Jim pons bass, vocals | |
| Don preston keyboards, electronics | |
| Ian underwood keyboards, alto saxophone | |
| Aynsley dunbar drums | |
| I mean, really, really, | |
| I mean, you guys, | |
| What can I say, you guys are my favorite band | |
| You gotta tell me somethin', | |
| Are you here in hollywood long? | |
| I mean, I just... | |
| No, I' m ah, we' re recording here in town | |
| You' re recording here? | |
| Yeah, at the record plant | |
| The record plant? | |
| YeahOh, bobby sherman records here | |
| I just love bobby sherman and david cassidy | |
| Do you know david cassidy? | |
| No, i... Have you ever run into any members of the tree dog night? | |
| Joe shermy once i... | |
| Oh! they are my favorite band! | |
| They' re so professional, | |
| I mean... So creative... | |
| How ' bout david crosby? | |
| I mean... He' s so in, you know, i... | |
| No, I never... | |
| He' s... he just knows... | |
| I mean, he almost cut his hair but he didn' t | |
| No, listen, ah, do you know how... | |
| Do you know how to get to the chateau mormon from here? | |
| Not exactly... is it by the, by the airport? | |
| No no, we don' t, we have a bus on this particular thing | |
| Oh! YeahTell me one thing: do you like my new car? | |
| Oh yeah! it' s a... pavilion, isn' t it? | |
| Oh, not just a pavilion, it' s a pauley pavilion | |
| Oh! Yeah, it' s real futuristic, | |
| I like the little naked man turn signals | |
| So ah, we gotta get up, you know, | |
| And ah, go to the studio in the morning | |
| And then we groove court for about two weeks | |
| And then we ah, we leave again | |
| Oh, really? | |
| Where do you play when you go from here? | |
| Ah, let me see... needles... | |
| Oh oh! you guys are so professional | |
| No, it' s nothing... | |
| I mean the way you get to travel to all those exotic towns | |
| You get to playin' and playin' in all these great sounding | |
| HallsTell me somethin': do you really have a hitsingle in the | |
| Charts now? | |
| Right now, | |
| I mean, with a bullet? | |
| That' s really important | |
| Listen baby, would | |
| I lie to you | |
| Just to run my fingers through your pukes? | |
| Don' t talk to me that way! | |
| I am not a groupie! | |
| I never said that... | |
| I' m not a groupie | |
| Neither are my friends here | |
| Jim and ian and aynsley and don and frank | |
| None of us are groupies | |
| Pleased to meet all you girls | |
| Hiya howie... | |
| Tell ' em, tell ' em, we don' t... we aren' t groupies | |
| HowardYeah | |
| We only like musicians for friends | |
| That' s right | |
| You, you know, you understand? | |
| We still wanna hear your record | |
| You know, we still like to come in your bus | |
| Listen now, on the other side of the record, | |
| Didn' t you say that you got off bein' juked | |
| With a baby octopus and spewed upon with cream corn? | |
| And that your hairlipped queenobassplayin' girlfriend | |
| With the cross ties and the tits on her shirt | |
| Had to have it with a hot sevenup bottle or you went up the | |
| Wall? Oh! howie... | |
| What' s the deal, mama? | |
| Howie, all that' s true, howie | |
| And sometimes | |
| I even dig it with a jackinthebox ring job | |
| But howie, we are not, we are not groupies, howie | |
| I told robert plant that | |
| I told elton john | |
| I told steve stills | |
| YeahAnd he didn' t even wanna ball me | |
| I can see that... | |
| Listen, the thing is baby, | |
| I want some action, you know | |
| I' m only here for a couple of weeks, | |
| Recording at the record plant | |
| With that naked statue in the bathroom and stuff... | |
| I' m horny as fuck! | |
| Listen to me... | |
| I want a steaming, succulent, juicy, drippy, everwidening | |
| Kind of a smelly, slimy, many folded, | |
| Sort of inandout contracting sphincter | |
| Kind of a hole with a, with a, with a... | |
| Let' s see, there' s gotta be a way | |
| I can put this discreetly | |
| Let' s say we hop in the isle over those guys | |
| And the blewin' fuck baby! | |
| Hey, hey, hey! | |
| I' m in this band man... | |
| I told you that many times | |
| No matter what goes on | |
| Listen! it just so happens tonight | |
| I mean, this is unbelievable | |
| Are you a virgo | |
| No... I mean, it just so happens tonight | |
| Me and my girlfriends, well, | |
| We came here lookin' for a guy from a group | |
| Ah! But just not any guy from any group | |
| Yeah... We' re lookin' for a guy from a group with a dik | |
| Well, I can show you! | |
| But he' s gotta have a dik which is a monster! wow! | |
| That' s me! | |
| You peeked! | |
| That' s me, you little westward wench nipplequeen! | |
| Take me, I' m yours, you hole. | |
| Fulfil my wildest dreams! | |
| Oh! anything for you my most seductive pop star of a man. | |
| Yeah? Picture this if you can | |
| Okay, I' ll try... | |
| Bead jobsKnotted nylons | |
| Bamboo canes | |
| Three unreleased recordings of crosby, stills, nash young | |
| Fighting at the fillmore east. | |
| Oh! Two unreleased recordings of... of the grateful dead, | |
| Sitting in with mel torme | |
| Yeah! No! i... | |
| Oh! man! oh, i, | |
| I just... I can' t stand it! | |
| Do you understand me baby? | |
| I mean, I can' t stand it! | |
| I can' t stand it! | |
| I can' t stand it!... | |
| I gotta see my baby! | |
| I gotta... | |
| I can' t stand it! |
| zuò cí : Zappa | |
| Frank zappa lead guitar, vocals | |
| Mark volman vocals | |
| Howard kaylan vocals | |
| Jim pons bass, vocals | |
| Don preston keyboards, electronics | |
| Ian underwood keyboards, alto saxophone | |
| Aynsley dunbar drums | |
| I mean, really, really, | |
| I mean, you guys, | |
| What can I say, you guys are my favorite band | |
| You gotta tell me somethin', | |
| Are you here in hollywood long? | |
| I mean, I just... | |
| No, I' m ah, we' re recording here in town | |
| You' re recording here? | |
| Yeah, at the record plant | |
| The record plant? | |
| YeahOh, bobby sherman records here | |
| I just love bobby sherman and david cassidy | |
| Do you know david cassidy? | |
| No, i... Have you ever run into any members of the tree dog night? | |
| Joe shermy once i... | |
| Oh! they are my favorite band! | |
| They' re so professional, | |
| I mean... So creative... | |
| How ' bout david crosby? | |
| I mean... He' s so in, you know, i... | |
| No, I never... | |
| He' s... he just knows... | |
| I mean, he almost cut his hair but he didn' t | |
| No, listen, ah, do you know how... | |
| Do you know how to get to the chateau mormon from here? | |
| Not exactly... is it by the, by the airport? | |
| No no, we don' t, we have a bus on this particular thing | |
| Oh! YeahTell me one thing: do you like my new car? | |
| Oh yeah! it' s a... pavilion, isn' t it? | |
| Oh, not just a pavilion, it' s a pauley pavilion | |
| Oh! Yeah, it' s real futuristic, | |
| I like the little naked man turn signals | |
| So ah, we gotta get up, you know, | |
| And ah, go to the studio in the morning | |
| And then we groove court for about two weeks | |
| And then we ah, we leave again | |
| Oh, really? | |
| Where do you play when you go from here? | |
| Ah, let me see... needles... | |
| Oh oh! you guys are so professional | |
| No, it' s nothing... | |
| I mean the way you get to travel to all those exotic towns | |
| You get to playin' and playin' in all these great sounding | |
| HallsTell me somethin': do you really have a hitsingle in the | |
| Charts now? | |
| Right now, | |
| I mean, with a bullet? | |
| That' s really important | |
| Listen baby, would | |
| I lie to you | |
| Just to run my fingers through your pukes? | |
| Don' t talk to me that way! | |
| I am not a groupie! | |
| I never said that... | |
| I' m not a groupie | |
| Neither are my friends here | |
| Jim and ian and aynsley and don and frank | |
| None of us are groupies | |
| Pleased to meet all you girls | |
| Hiya howie... | |
| Tell ' em, tell ' em, we don' t... we aren' t groupies | |
| HowardYeah | |
| We only like musicians for friends | |
| That' s right | |
| You, you know, you understand? | |
| We still wanna hear your record | |
| You know, we still like to come in your bus | |
| Listen now, on the other side of the record, | |
| Didn' t you say that you got off bein' juked | |
| With a baby octopus and spewed upon with cream corn? | |
| And that your hairlipped queenobassplayin' girlfriend | |
| With the cross ties and the tits on her shirt | |
| Had to have it with a hot sevenup bottle or you went up the | |
| Wall? Oh! howie... | |
| What' s the deal, mama? | |
| Howie, all that' s true, howie | |
| And sometimes | |
| I even dig it with a jackinthebox ring job | |
| But howie, we are not, we are not groupies, howie | |
| I told robert plant that | |
| I told elton john | |
| I told steve stills | |
| YeahAnd he didn' t even wanna ball me | |
| I can see that... | |
| Listen, the thing is baby, | |
| I want some action, you know | |
| I' m only here for a couple of weeks, | |
| Recording at the record plant | |
| With that naked statue in the bathroom and stuff... | |
| I' m horny as fuck! | |
| Listen to me... | |
| I want a steaming, succulent, juicy, drippy, everwidening | |
| Kind of a smelly, slimy, many folded, | |
| Sort of inandout contracting sphincter | |
| Kind of a hole with a, with a, with a... | |
| Let' s see, there' s gotta be a way | |
| I can put this discreetly | |
| Let' s say we hop in the isle over those guys | |
| And the blewin' fuck baby! | |
| Hey, hey, hey! | |
| I' m in this band man... | |
| I told you that many times | |
| No matter what goes on | |
| Listen! it just so happens tonight | |
| I mean, this is unbelievable | |
| Are you a virgo | |
| No... I mean, it just so happens tonight | |
| Me and my girlfriends, well, | |
| We came here lookin' for a guy from a group | |
| Ah! But just not any guy from any group | |
| Yeah... We' re lookin' for a guy from a group with a dik | |
| Well, I can show you! | |
| But he' s gotta have a dik which is a monster! wow! | |
| That' s me! | |
| You peeked! | |
| That' s me, you little westward wench nipplequeen! | |
| Take me, I' m yours, you hole. | |
| Fulfil my wildest dreams! | |
| Oh! anything for you my most seductive pop star of a man. | |
| Yeah? Picture this if you can | |
| Okay, I' ll try... | |
| Bead jobsKnotted nylons | |
| Bamboo canes | |
| Three unreleased recordings of crosby, stills, nash young | |
| Fighting at the fillmore east. | |
| Oh! Two unreleased recordings of... of the grateful dead, | |
| Sitting in with mel torme | |
| Yeah! No! i... | |
| Oh! man! oh, i, | |
| I just... I can' t stand it! | |
| Do you understand me baby? | |
| I mean, I can' t stand it! | |
| I can' t stand it! | |
| I can' t stand it!... | |
| I gotta see my baby! | |
| I gotta... | |
| I can' t stand it! |
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