| Song | Dickie's Such An Asshole |
| Artist | Frank Zappa |
| Album | Broadway The Hard Way |
| 作词 : Zappa | |
| One 'n one is eleven! | |
| Two 'n two is twenty-two! | |
| Won't somebody kindly tell me, | |
| What's the government is tryin' t' do... | |
| Dickie's just to tricky | |
| For a chump like me to use | |
| You take that sub-committee seriously, boy | |
| You could get a seizure from the evenin' news | |
| Millions 'n millions of dollars... | |
| Much as he might need... | |
| He could open up a chain of motels, people | |
| On the highway, yes indeed! | |
| Quadrafonic desperation! | |
| Just might be some confinement loaf all up under your bed | |
| If you just might pinch a little loaf in your slumber | |
| The FBI gonna get your number | |
| THE FBI | |
| GONNA GET YOUR NUMBER | |
| THE FBI | |
| GONNA GET YOUR NUMBER | |
| etc. | |
| Tryin' not to worry | |
| Tryin' not to care | |
| But you know, I get delighted | |
| When that soup goes over there | |
| Can't have no private conversation | |
| Nowhere | |
| In the USA | |
| Can't wait 'til the rest of the people all over the the world | |
| Find out their government | |
| Is just the same ol' way | |
| Every day... | |
| The gangster stepped right up, | |
| 'N kissed him on the lips good-bye | |
| Made him a cocksucker by proxy, yes he did, | |
| An' he didn't even bat an eye! | |
| The man in the White House -- oooh! | |
| He's got a conscience black as sin! | |
| There's just one thing I wanna know -- | |
| How'd that asshole ever manage to get in? |
| zuò cí : Zappa | |
| One ' n one is eleven! | |
| Two ' n two is twentytwo! | |
| Won' t somebody kindly tell me, | |
| What' s the government is tryin' t' do... | |
| Dickie' s just to tricky | |
| For a chump like me to use | |
| You take that subcommittee seriously, boy | |
| You could get a seizure from the evenin' news | |
| Millions ' n millions of dollars... | |
| Much as he might need... | |
| He could open up a chain of motels, people | |
| On the highway, yes indeed! | |
| Quadrafonic desperation! | |
| Just might be some confinement loaf all up under your bed | |
| If you just might pinch a little loaf in your slumber | |
| The FBI gonna get your number | |
| THE FBI | |
| GONNA GET YOUR NUMBER | |
| THE FBI | |
| GONNA GET YOUR NUMBER | |
| etc. | |
| Tryin' not to worry | |
| Tryin' not to care | |
| But you know, I get delighted | |
| When that soup goes over there | |
| Can' t have no private conversation | |
| Nowhere | |
| In the USA | |
| Can' t wait ' til the rest of the people all over the the world | |
| Find out their government | |
| Is just the same ol' way | |
| Every day... | |
| The gangster stepped right up, | |
| ' N kissed him on the lips goodbye | |
| Made him a cocksucker by proxy, yes he did, | |
| An' he didn' t even bat an eye! | |
| The man in the White House oooh! | |
| He' s got a conscience black as sin! | |
| There' s just one thing I wanna know | |
| How' d that asshole ever manage to get in? |