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On the Plane of the Baritone Women |
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They talk low |
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'Bout stuff they know, |
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They sing 'Oooh!' |
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And laugh at you |
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Ah-ha-ha-ha-hah! |
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If you can't |
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IF YOU CAN'T |
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Do it too |
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DO IT TOO |
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Ah-ha-ha-ha-hah! |
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They sing 'Li-li-li-li!' |
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They sing 'Lo-lo-lo-lo!' |
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The man carry purses |
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Wherever they go |
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Junior executives. |
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All in a row, |
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Watch the Baritone Women |
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Do the Baritone show |
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Ah-ha-ha-ha-hah! |
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They sing about wheat; |
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They sing about corn; |
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They sing about places |
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Where women was born |
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They sing about hate! |
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They sing about fear! |
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It seems like they all got |
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A pretty good ear |
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Ah-ha-ha-ha-hah! |
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They sing it in harmony |
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Not often heard |
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With a big ol' cadenza |
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On every long word |
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They keep it as low |
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As they possibly can, |
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And sometimes they walk |
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Like an E-GYP-TIAN |
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Ah-ha-ha-ha-hah! |
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They do choreography |
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Still more unique! |
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They leave their legs open |
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Whenever they speak! |
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They roll their eyes upward. |
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And over again, |
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And slam their legs closed |
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When they sing about men! |
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Those Baritone Women! |
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They are not your friend! |
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You will make a mistake |
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If you go there again! |