| Song | Physical *** |
| Artist | The Darkness |
| Album | I Believe In A Thing Called Love |
| 作词 : J Hawkins / D Hawkins / Poullain / Graham | |
| 作曲 : J Hawkins / D Hawkins / Poullain / Graham | |
| [Verse 1] | |
| Many miles between you and me | |
| And our love is guaranteed to fail | |
| 'Cause a **** should be multi-sensory | |
| And you just can't smell an email | |
| [Pre-Chorus] | |
| Phone sex, cyber sex ain't all that | |
| I prefer to take my sex in its original format | |
| So you know what you can do with that mouse mat | |
| [Chorus] | |
| Physical Sex | |
| (With a touchy-feely woman) | |
| Physical Sex | |
| (With a touchy-feely woman) | |
| Physical Sex | |
| (With a touchy-feely woman) | |
| Physical Sex | |
| [Verse 2] | |
| Well, I need to turn my horse around | |
| But my baby's got the painters in | |
| S-s-s-sporting a hat of the finest brown | |
| The color of the Garden of Eden | |
| [Pre-Chorus] | |
| Honey, I've always had my knockers, I fear | |
| Gimme just an eyeful of your rear, of your rear, of your rear | |
| It's somewhere to put my beer | |
| [Chorus] | |
| Physical Sex | |
| (With a touchy-feely woman) | |
| Physical Sex | |
| (With a touchy-feely woman) | |
| Physical Sex | |
| (With a touchy-feely woman) | |
| Physical Sex | |
| Bring me... sex | |
| [Solo] | |
| [Chorus] | |
| Physical Sex | |
| (With a touchy feely woman) | |
| Physical Sex | |
| (With a touchy feely woman) | |
| Physical Sex | |
| (With a touchy-feely woman) | |
| Physical Sex |
| zuò cí : J Hawkins D Hawkins Poullain Graham | |
| zuò qǔ : J Hawkins D Hawkins Poullain Graham | |
| Verse 1 | |
| Many miles between you and me | |
| And our love is guaranteed to fail | |
| ' Cause a should be multisensory | |
| And you just can' t smell an email | |
| PreChorus | |
| Phone sex, cyber sex ain' t all that | |
| I prefer to take my sex in its original format | |
| So you know what you can do with that mouse mat | |
| Chorus | |
| Physical Sex | |
| With a touchyfeely woman | |
| Physical Sex | |
| With a touchyfeely woman | |
| Physical Sex | |
| With a touchyfeely woman | |
| Physical Sex | |
| Verse 2 | |
| Well, I need to turn my horse around | |
| But my baby' s got the painters in | |
| Ssssporting a hat of the finest brown | |
| The color of the Garden of Eden | |
| PreChorus | |
| Honey, I' ve always had my knockers, I fear | |
| Gimme just an eyeful of your rear, of your rear, of your rear | |
| It' s somewhere to put my beer | |
| Chorus | |
| Physical Sex | |
| With a touchyfeely woman | |
| Physical Sex | |
| With a touchyfeely woman | |
| Physical Sex | |
| With a touchyfeely woman | |
| Physical Sex | |
| Bring me... sex | |
| Solo | |
| Chorus | |
| Physical Sex | |
| With a touchy feely woman | |
| Physical Sex | |
| With a touchy feely woman | |
| Physical Sex | |
| With a touchyfeely woman | |
| Physical Sex |