ACT I The Rescue, 'Tween a Rock an' a Hard Place

ACT I The Rescue, 'Tween a Rock an' a Hard Place Lyrics

Song ACT I The Rescue, 'Tween a Rock an' a Hard Place
Artist Adam Guettel
Album Floyd Collins
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[00:00.00] BISHOP:Floyd's in trouble, that's fer sure
[00:01.98] But I's in much worse
[00:03.98] 'Fore he could shave!
[00:05.98] So don't talk to me 'bout brave
[00:08.28] DOYLE:I used to go for caves and stuff
[00:10.32] Back when I was scrawny enough to get down in there
[00:14.45] Thought I'd be a billionaire
[00:16.43] BISHOP:Once when I was underground
[00:18.77] I heard an awesome sound
[00:20.87] Above my head
[00:22.97] Thought for sure I's dead
[00:25.37] In a flash and like a flood
[00:27.34] Boulders, rocks and sand and mud
[00:29.31] Smashed me down
[00:30.91] DOLYE:I do declare!
[00:31.62] BISHOP:Uh huh!
[00:33.20] I cussed and screamed and hollered and swore
[00:35.80] Goddamn, I almost tore my arm off
[00:38.58] To do it
[00:39.88] But that's how you get through it
[00:41.72] It weren't no picnic but by damn it was done
[00:47.45] 'Tween a rock an' a hard place
[00:49.23] I've been there plenty of'en
[00:51.60] 'Tween a rock an' a hard place
[00:53.40] An' I ain't in a coffin!
[00:55.27] If you look death right in the face
[00:57.77] The hardest place'll soften!
[01:00.34] That's where I thrive, I'm still alive
[01:02.94] At the reaper I'm a-scoffin', I'm a-scoffin'
[01:07.65] JEWELL:Well now Bishop, I'm impressed!
[01:10.02] I didn't know that you was blessed
[01:11.68] With such a fine imagination
[01:13.45] But I had a tougher situation:
[01:15.72] One day I'm fishin' in my boat
[01:18.16] Fall asleep an' I start to float
[01:20.29] Down the river
[01:21.99] (Aww!)
[01:22.39] (Like a baby in a cradle)
[01:23.88] JEWELL:Shut up!
[01:24.85] When I wake, the water's white
[01:26.83] It takes me all my might
[01:28.88] To keep from flippin'
[01:30.42] Round n' round she's whippin'
[01:32.90] 'Fore I even have time to think
[01:35.21] Bobbin' around, in the drink
[01:37.21] Cascadin' down, to the brink
[01:39.38] Of a waterfall
[01:40.74] One hundred fifty-five foot tall
[01:43.25] I thought— if I'm goin' straight to hell
[01:45.75] You know what Lord, I might as well
[01:47.75] Enjoy it some!
[01:49.71] 'Cause Devil, here I come!
[01:51.46] I said—
[01:52.08] Hee hee hee
[01:54.03] Da dee dee dee dee dee!
[01:55.48] Ooh!
[01:56.56] ALL:Ah dee dee dee dee dee, dee dee de de-doo
[02:00.28] JEWELL:I must'a had a pretty good landin'
[02:02.53] 'Cause here I am, before you standin'
[02:04.60] Am I not?
[02:05.88] I'm tough as snot
[02:08.37] ALL:It weren't no picnic but by damn it was done
[02:12.74] DOYLE:God damn, I was a soldier.
[02:14.28] I'ma make you pansies hold your breath.
[02:16.54] (My good granny, Doyle. Now you goin' tell us that you was a soldier?)
[02:18.22] DOYLE:Let me tell you somethin' about death
[02:20.22] Nineteen hundred seventeen:
[02:22.34] Met the Germans, they was mean
[02:24.59] On the battlefield
[02:26.02] Thought my fate was sealed
[02:28.43] Shot a hole clean through my stomach
[02:30.82] Weren't much left to my stomach
[02:32.86] When they was done
[02:34.60] Thought they had the battle won!
[02:36.77] Couldn't move an inch, couldn't get away
[02:38.80] Gushin' like a pig on slaughter day
[02:40.97] Didn't look like no bouquet of daffodils
[02:44.18] —No sir!
[02:45.11] The day was comin' closer
[02:47.25] With my last mortar shell
[02:49.38] I blew those Germans back to hell
[02:51.58] Where they belong!
[02:53.55] Correct me if I'm wrong—
[02:55.42] ALL:It weren't no picnic but by damn it was done
[02:59.22] And by damn it was fun!(Everybody now!)
[03:03.96] 'Tween a rock an' a hard place
[03:05.73] I been there plenty often
[03:07.85] 'Tween a rock an' a hard place
[03:09.63] An' I ain't in a coffin!
[03:11.74] You look death right in the face
[03:14.11] The hardest place'll soften
[03:16.48] That's where I thrive, I'm still alive
[03:19.01] At the reaper I'm a-scoffin', I'm a-scoffin'!
[03:21.88] At the reaper
[03:23.82] I'm a-scoffin'!
[00:00.00] BISHOP: Floyd' s in trouble, that' s fer sure
[00:01.98] But I' s in much worse
[00:03.98] ' Fore he could shave!
[00:05.98] So don' t talk to me ' bout brave
[00:08.28] DOYLE: I used to go for caves and stuff
[00:10.32] Back when I was scrawny enough to get down in there
[00:14.45] Thought I' d be a billionaire
[00:16.43] BISHOP: Once when I was underground
[00:18.77] I heard an awesome sound
[00:20.87] Above my head
[00:22.97] Thought for sure I' s dead
[00:25.37] In a flash and like a flood
[00:27.34] Boulders, rocks and sand and mud
[00:29.31] Smashed me down
[00:30.91] DOLYE: I do declare!
[00:31.62] BISHOP: Uh huh!
[00:33.20] I cussed and screamed and hollered and swore
[00:35.80] Goddamn, I almost tore my arm off
[00:38.58] To do it
[00:39.88] But that' s how you get through it
[00:41.72] It weren' t no picnic but by damn it was done
[00:47.45] ' Tween a rock an' a hard place
[00:49.23] I' ve been there plenty of' en
[00:51.60] ' Tween a rock an' a hard place
[00:53.40] An' I ain' t in a coffin!
[00:55.27] If you look death right in the face
[00:57.77] The hardest place' ll soften!
[01:00.34] That' s where I thrive, I' m still alive
[01:02.94] At the reaper I' m ascoffin', I' m ascoffin'
[01:07.65] JEWELL: Well now Bishop, I' m impressed!
[01:10.02] I didn' t know that you was blessed
[01:11.68] With such a fine imagination
[01:13.45] But I had a tougher situation:
[01:15.72] One day I' m fishin' in my boat
[01:18.16] Fall asleep an' I start to float
[01:20.29] Down the river
[01:21.99] Aww!
[01:22.39] Like a baby in a cradle
[01:23.88] JEWELL: Shut up!
[01:24.85] When I wake, the water' s white
[01:26.83] It takes me all my might
[01:28.88] To keep from flippin'
[01:30.42] Round n' round she' s whippin'
[01:32.90] ' Fore I even have time to think
[01:35.21] Bobbin' around, in the drink
[01:37.21] Cascadin' down, to the brink
[01:39.38] Of a waterfall
[01:40.74] One hundred fiftyfive foot tall
[01:43.25] I thought if I' m goin' straight to hell
[01:45.75] You know what Lord, I might as well
[01:47.75] Enjoy it some!
[01:49.71] ' Cause Devil, here I come!
[01:51.46] I said
[01:52.08] Hee hee hee
[01:54.03] Da dee dee dee dee dee!
[01:55.48] Ooh!
[01:56.56] ALL: Ah dee dee dee dee dee, dee dee de dedoo
[02:00.28] JEWELL: I must' a had a pretty good landin'
[02:02.53] ' Cause here I am, before you standin'
[02:04.60] Am I not?
[02:05.88] I' m tough as snot
[02:08.37] ALL: It weren' t no picnic but by damn it was done
[02:12.74] DOYLE: God damn, I was a soldier.
[02:14.28] I' ma make you pansies hold your breath.
[02:16.54] My good granny, Doyle. Now you goin' tell us that you was a soldier?
[02:18.22] DOYLE: Let me tell you somethin' about death
[02:20.22] Nineteen hundred seventeen:
[02:22.34] Met the Germans, they was mean
[02:24.59] On the battlefield
[02:26.02] Thought my fate was sealed
[02:28.43] Shot a hole clean through my stomach
[02:30.82] Weren' t much left to my stomach
[02:32.86] When they was done
[02:34.60] Thought they had the battle won!
[02:36.77] Couldn' t move an inch, couldn' t get away
[02:38.80] Gushin' like a pig on slaughter day
[02:40.97] Didn' t look like no bouquet of daffodils
[02:44.18] No sir!
[02:45.11] The day was comin' closer
[02:47.25] With my last mortar shell
[02:49.38] I blew those Germans back to hell
[02:51.58] Where they belong!
[02:53.55] Correct me if I' m wrong
[02:55.42] ALL: It weren' t no picnic but by damn it was done
[02:59.22] And by damn it was fun! Everybody now!
[03:03.96] ' Tween a rock an' a hard place
[03:05.73] I been there plenty often
[03:07.85] ' Tween a rock an' a hard place
[03:09.63] An' I ain' t in a coffin!
[03:11.74] You look death right in the face
[03:14.11] The hardest place' ll soften
[03:16.48] That' s where I thrive, I' m still alive
[03:19.01] At the reaper I' m ascoffin', I' m ascoffin'!
[03:21.88] At the reaper
[03:23.82] I' m ascoffin'!
[00:00.00] BISHOP: Floyd' s in trouble, that' s fer sure
[00:01.98] But I' s in much worse
[00:03.98] ' Fore he could shave!
[00:05.98] So don' t talk to me ' bout brave
[00:08.28] DOYLE: I used to go for caves and stuff
[00:10.32] Back when I was scrawny enough to get down in there
[00:14.45] Thought I' d be a billionaire
[00:16.43] BISHOP: Once when I was underground
[00:18.77] I heard an awesome sound
[00:20.87] Above my head
[00:22.97] Thought for sure I' s dead
[00:25.37] In a flash and like a flood
[00:27.34] Boulders, rocks and sand and mud
[00:29.31] Smashed me down
[00:30.91] DOLYE: I do declare!
[00:31.62] BISHOP: Uh huh!
[00:33.20] I cussed and screamed and hollered and swore
[00:35.80] Goddamn, I almost tore my arm off
[00:38.58] To do it
[00:39.88] But that' s how you get through it
[00:41.72] It weren' t no picnic but by damn it was done
[00:47.45] ' Tween a rock an' a hard place
[00:49.23] I' ve been there plenty of' en
[00:51.60] ' Tween a rock an' a hard place
[00:53.40] An' I ain' t in a coffin!
[00:55.27] If you look death right in the face
[00:57.77] The hardest place' ll soften!
[01:00.34] That' s where I thrive, I' m still alive
[01:02.94] At the reaper I' m ascoffin', I' m ascoffin'
[01:07.65] JEWELL: Well now Bishop, I' m impressed!
[01:10.02] I didn' t know that you was blessed
[01:11.68] With such a fine imagination
[01:13.45] But I had a tougher situation:
[01:15.72] One day I' m fishin' in my boat
[01:18.16] Fall asleep an' I start to float
[01:20.29] Down the river
[01:21.99] Aww!
[01:22.39] Like a baby in a cradle
[01:23.88] JEWELL: Shut up!
[01:24.85] When I wake, the water' s white
[01:26.83] It takes me all my might
[01:28.88] To keep from flippin'
[01:30.42] Round n' round she' s whippin'
[01:32.90] ' Fore I even have time to think
[01:35.21] Bobbin' around, in the drink
[01:37.21] Cascadin' down, to the brink
[01:39.38] Of a waterfall
[01:40.74] One hundred fiftyfive foot tall
[01:43.25] I thought if I' m goin' straight to hell
[01:45.75] You know what Lord, I might as well
[01:47.75] Enjoy it some!
[01:49.71] ' Cause Devil, here I come!
[01:51.46] I said
[01:52.08] Hee hee hee
[01:54.03] Da dee dee dee dee dee!
[01:55.48] Ooh!
[01:56.56] ALL: Ah dee dee dee dee dee, dee dee de dedoo
[02:00.28] JEWELL: I must' a had a pretty good landin'
[02:02.53] ' Cause here I am, before you standin'
[02:04.60] Am I not?
[02:05.88] I' m tough as snot
[02:08.37] ALL: It weren' t no picnic but by damn it was done
[02:12.74] DOYLE: God damn, I was a soldier.
[02:14.28] I' ma make you pansies hold your breath.
[02:16.54] My good granny, Doyle. Now you goin' tell us that you was a soldier?
[02:18.22] DOYLE: Let me tell you somethin' about death
[02:20.22] Nineteen hundred seventeen:
[02:22.34] Met the Germans, they was mean
[02:24.59] On the battlefield
[02:26.02] Thought my fate was sealed
[02:28.43] Shot a hole clean through my stomach
[02:30.82] Weren' t much left to my stomach
[02:32.86] When they was done
[02:34.60] Thought they had the battle won!
[02:36.77] Couldn' t move an inch, couldn' t get away
[02:38.80] Gushin' like a pig on slaughter day
[02:40.97] Didn' t look like no bouquet of daffodils
[02:44.18] No sir!
[02:45.11] The day was comin' closer
[02:47.25] With my last mortar shell
[02:49.38] I blew those Germans back to hell
[02:51.58] Where they belong!
[02:53.55] Correct me if I' m wrong
[02:55.42] ALL: It weren' t no picnic but by damn it was done
[02:59.22] And by damn it was fun! Everybody now!
[03:03.96] ' Tween a rock an' a hard place
[03:05.73] I been there plenty often
[03:07.85] ' Tween a rock an' a hard place
[03:09.63] An' I ain' t in a coffin!
[03:11.74] You look death right in the face
[03:14.11] The hardest place' ll soften
[03:16.48] That' s where I thrive, I' m still alive
[03:19.01] At the reaper I' m ascoffin', I' m ascoffin'!
[03:21.88] At the reaper
[03:23.82] I' m ascoffin'!
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