| Song | The Tourist |
| Artist | Easy Star All-Stars |
| Album | Radiodread |
| It barks at no-one else but me, | |
| Like it's seen a ghost. | |
| I guess it's seen the sparks a-flowin, | |
| No-one else would know. | |
| Hey man, slow down, slow down, | |
| Idiot, slow down, slow down. | |
| Sometimes I get overcharged, | |
| That's when you see sparks. | |
| They ask me where the hell I'm going? | |
| At a 1000 feet per second, | |
| Hey man, slow down, slow down, | |
| Idiot, slow down, slow down. | |
| Hey man, slow down, slow down, | |
| Idiot, slow down, slow down. |