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You get the hotel, |
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I'll get the box of wine. |
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No sadder words had been spoken, |
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Since the dawn of time. |
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When we were young, |
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We never think that it will come to this, |
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Because you only get one shot; |
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I took my shot and missed. |
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She said "You just keep it still love,I'll get the cameras going". |
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I'm still amazed at the things |
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I do,To keep my debts from growing. |
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She says "We've got some sort of symbiotic relationship", |
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And for our purposes, |
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She says she finds me well equipped.(She's barkin' up my tree),(And bouncin' on my knee). |
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Like some sort of |
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Buddha-baby!(She's talkin' turkey),(Smokin' my jerky). |
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I guess I'm in the market for what she's hawkin', |
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Build some more shelves cause we're gonna keep stockin', |
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We can talk turkey till the turkey starts talkin' to me! |
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Her stomach's bigger than my eyes!(Happy Thanksgiving, baby!) |
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She smothers me inside; |
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This time |
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I daren't forget the gravy. |
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She says "I'll just freshen up now,I'm expecting some more friends". |
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And it's becoming clear to me, |
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There's more filth around the bend. |
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She said (?) for the kind of internet, |
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And she always gets everything that she sets out to get.(She's teaching birds and bees),(And always pushin' me). |
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Like a leather monstrosity!(She's talkin' turkey),(Smoking my jerky). |
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Better get the door 'cause |
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I hear your friends knocking, |
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Turn around sister and just keep walking. |
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We can talk turkey till the turkey is talking to me! |
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Talking to me! |
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She's shaking her thighs!(You know how to treat a lady), |
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She smothers me and dies! |
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Happy Thanksgiving, baby, |
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Happy Thanksgiving, baby, |
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Happy Thanksgiving, baby, |
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Happy Thanksgiving, baby! |
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Baby. |