Lick Myself Lyrics
| Song | Lick Myself |
| Artist | Triumph The Insult Comic Dog |
| Album | Come Poop With Me (U.S. Version) (PA Version) |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : Robert Smigel | |
| 作曲 : Robert Smigel | |
| To be a dog is to sit like a log | |
| Watching people on the run | |
| We don't need your pity 'cause your life is shitty | |
| We have the real fun | |
| 'Cause I can lick myself, got to go | |
| You guys have fun at the Broadway show | |
| Lick myself, I'm the star | |
| You guys have fun at the sushi bar | |
| Lick myself, eat my ham | |
| You guys have fun at the poetry slam | |
| Lick myself, suck and ****** | |
| You guys have fun at the Beck concert | |
| They say that man is the higher species | |
| Because of the opposable thumb | |
| Well, man, I'll pass on playing guitar | |
| For the way that I can come | |
| Yes, I can lick myself, wet my **** | |
| Have a good time watching Schoolhouse Rock | |
| Lick myself, taste my **** | |
| You guys have fun at the Julia flick | |
| Lick myself, self-fellate | |
| You guys have fun on your double date | |
| Lick myself, hydro-wank | |
| Make sure you chat about Hilary Swank | |
| So go ahead, man, and rule the world | |
| And say you're the master race | |
| You can operate complex machinery | |
| While I sit on my own face | |
| I simply lick myself, douse my pole | |
| You guys have fun at the Cotton Bowl | |
| Lick myself, soak my meat | |
| Have a good time at the staff retreat | |
| Lick myself, wash my tool | |
| Have a good time at the cooking school | |
| Lick myself, polish my knob | |
| You guys have fun with your finger job | |
| I know an old setter who is a bedwetter | |
| He's deaf and has brittle hair | |
| His hip is shot and he pukes a lot | |
| But he don't ****ing care | |
| He can still lick himself, got to fly | |
| You guys have fun renting Cable Guy | |
| Lick myself, grease my rod | |
| You guys have fun reading Joyce on the quad | |
| Tell 'em, *****! | |
| (female voice) Oh, I couldn't! | |
| (Triumph) Sing it! | |
| (female voice) All right! | |
| Lick myself, munch my rug | |
| Have a good time in your Volkswagen Bug | |
| Lick myself, chug my poon | |
| Try to have fun on your honeymoon | |
| (Triumph) Lick myself, bathe my ***** | |
| You guys have fun making conference calls | |
| Lick myself, I'm my own lunch | |
| Have a good time making pineapple punch | |
| (female) Lick myself, chew my hair | |
| Have a good time at the Lilith Fair | |
| Lick myself, tongue my tang | |
| Have a good time at your friend's shebang | |
| (Triumph) Lick myself, slurp my scope | |
| (together) You guys have fun with your hand, and your bottle of liquid soap! |
| zuo ci : Robert Smigel | |
| zuo qu : Robert Smigel | |
| To be a dog is to sit like a log | |
| Watching people on the run | |
| We don' t need your pity ' cause your life is shitty | |
| We have the real fun | |
| ' Cause I can lick myself, got to go | |
| You guys have fun at the Broadway show | |
| Lick myself, I' m the star | |
| You guys have fun at the sushi bar | |
| Lick myself, eat my ham | |
| You guys have fun at the poetry slam | |
| Lick myself, suck and | |
| You guys have fun at the Beck concert | |
| They say that man is the higher species | |
| Because of the opposable thumb | |
| Well, man, I' ll pass on playing guitar | |
| For the way that I can come | |
| Yes, I can lick myself, wet my | |
| Have a good time watching Schoolhouse Rock | |
| Lick myself, taste my | |
| You guys have fun at the Julia flick | |
| Lick myself, selffellate | |
| You guys have fun on your double date | |
| Lick myself, hydrowank | |
| Make sure you chat about Hilary Swank | |
| So go ahead, man, and rule the world | |
| And say you' re the master race | |
| You can operate complex machinery | |
| While I sit on my own face | |
| I simply lick myself, douse my pole | |
| You guys have fun at the Cotton Bowl | |
| Lick myself, soak my meat | |
| Have a good time at the staff retreat | |
| Lick myself, wash my tool | |
| Have a good time at the cooking school | |
| Lick myself, polish my knob | |
| You guys have fun with your finger job | |
| I know an old setter who is a bedwetter | |
| He' s deaf and has brittle hair | |
| His hip is shot and he pukes a lot | |
| But he don' t ing care | |
| He can still lick himself, got to fly | |
| You guys have fun renting Cable Guy | |
| Lick myself, grease my rod | |
| You guys have fun reading Joyce on the quad | |
| Tell ' em, ! | |
| female voice Oh, I couldn' t! | |
| Triumph Sing it! | |
| female voice All right! | |
| Lick myself, munch my rug | |
| Have a good time in your Volkswagen Bug | |
| Lick myself, chug my poon | |
| Try to have fun on your honeymoon | |
| Triumph Lick myself, bathe my | |
| You guys have fun making conference calls | |
| Lick myself, I' m my own lunch | |
| Have a good time making pineapple punch | |
| female Lick myself, chew my hair | |
| Have a good time at the Lilith Fair | |
| Lick myself, tongue my tang | |
| Have a good time at your friend' s shebang | |
| Triumph Lick myself, slurp my scope | |
| together You guys have fun with your hand, and your bottle of liquid soap! |
| zuò cí : Robert Smigel | |
| zuò qǔ : Robert Smigel | |
| To be a dog is to sit like a log | |
| Watching people on the run | |
| We don' t need your pity ' cause your life is shitty | |
| We have the real fun | |
| ' Cause I can lick myself, got to go | |
| You guys have fun at the Broadway show | |
| Lick myself, I' m the star | |
| You guys have fun at the sushi bar | |
| Lick myself, eat my ham | |
| You guys have fun at the poetry slam | |
| Lick myself, suck and | |
| You guys have fun at the Beck concert | |
| They say that man is the higher species | |
| Because of the opposable thumb | |
| Well, man, I' ll pass on playing guitar | |
| For the way that I can come | |
| Yes, I can lick myself, wet my | |
| Have a good time watching Schoolhouse Rock | |
| Lick myself, taste my | |
| You guys have fun at the Julia flick | |
| Lick myself, selffellate | |
| You guys have fun on your double date | |
| Lick myself, hydrowank | |
| Make sure you chat about Hilary Swank | |
| So go ahead, man, and rule the world | |
| And say you' re the master race | |
| You can operate complex machinery | |
| While I sit on my own face | |
| I simply lick myself, douse my pole | |
| You guys have fun at the Cotton Bowl | |
| Lick myself, soak my meat | |
| Have a good time at the staff retreat | |
| Lick myself, wash my tool | |
| Have a good time at the cooking school | |
| Lick myself, polish my knob | |
| You guys have fun with your finger job | |
| I know an old setter who is a bedwetter | |
| He' s deaf and has brittle hair | |
| His hip is shot and he pukes a lot | |
| But he don' t ing care | |
| He can still lick himself, got to fly | |
| You guys have fun renting Cable Guy | |
| Lick myself, grease my rod | |
| You guys have fun reading Joyce on the quad | |
| Tell ' em, ! | |
| female voice Oh, I couldn' t! | |
| Triumph Sing it! | |
| female voice All right! | |
| Lick myself, munch my rug | |
| Have a good time in your Volkswagen Bug | |
| Lick myself, chug my poon | |
| Try to have fun on your honeymoon | |
| Triumph Lick myself, bathe my | |
| You guys have fun making conference calls | |
| Lick myself, I' m my own lunch | |
| Have a good time making pineapple punch | |
| female Lick myself, chew my hair | |
| Have a good time at the Lilith Fair | |
| Lick myself, tongue my tang | |
| Have a good time at your friend' s shebang | |
| Triumph Lick myself, slurp my scope | |
| together You guys have fun with your hand, and your bottle of liquid soap! |
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