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Hey, honey. |
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S'up baby? Looking all smooth, standing on the corner at 3 in the morning and shit. You cold, baby? You want to use me as a blanket? |
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I'm just doing my thing. |
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Well, does doing your thing mean your tricky? 'Cause I'd like to invest some of my hard earned money towards loving you, if you know what I getting at. |
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Well, how much you got, big man? |
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Well, I'm willing to drop 50 dollars on your ass, but there's a condition going on. |
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What's that? |
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You're going to have to put those lucious lips of yours on... my... slub-a-dub. |
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Ooh, I can do that. |
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You can? |
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Mm-hmm. |
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You mean, you ain't going make fun of the fact that I called my gizza-gazza a "slub-a-dub"? |
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Honey you can call your thing what ever you want to as long as you got 50 bucks. |
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Oh sna... well, alright then here's the 50 dollars, |
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and here's my flip stick, now start wetting that thing up. |
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Sir, you are under arrest. |
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You got to be ****ing with mind here. |
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No, I'm not. |
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Good job, Denise. We'll take him from here. |
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WHAT?!?! You going to arrest my ass for trying to get a ride on my slip 'n' slide? **** that shit. |
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Hey honey, when you get to jail, you're going to be on the other end of a slip 'n' slide, and I hope you enjoy yourself. |
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WWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT?!?!?! |
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Just get in the back, asshole. |
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You sick ****. |
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Damn!! |
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This is a bunch of bullshit!!! |
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Piss on me. |
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WHAT?! |
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Please, piss me. |
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NO!!! |
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Just a tinkle. |
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**** that, keep him away from me. |
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Urine. |
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Keep this man away from me. |
