She Comes Home to Me Lyrics

Song	She Comes Home to Me
Artist	Adam Sandler
Album	Stan And Judy's Kid
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	Though I have been a fool for love
	I have finally made my score
	I got a girl, and I don't mean to boast
	But she loves me the most
	Even though she's a highly paid whore
	She'll give head to a sheep
	She can stuff three ***** in her cheek
	But she comes home to me
	She'll do the groom and the best man
	She'll slap your ass in the back of a van
	But she comes home to me
	She could **** nine guys in a row
	But still have a tenth for me
	And I'm the only one who gets to kiss them lips
	Unless you pay an extra fifty
	So mister, don't you fall in love
	Cause I'm the only cat who doesn't wear a glove
	Since her heart belongs to me
	She has a throat that just won't quit
	She can take all of it
	And still have room for your *****
	but she shops in the malls for me
	She'll say twelve then call back and say one
	But I don't care I know it's just work not fun
	When she blows you, Jack
	Don't you think she's not thinking of me
	She'll go down on a yack, lick a horse's nutsack
	But strictly for the cash
	And it's only me who doesn't pay a fee
	to watch her put a water bottle in her gash
	(Put a water bottle in her gash)
	She'll let you suck her nips till they're leakin'
	But don't you dare try to go antique-ing
	Cause she does that with me
	Her *****'s sweet as honey
	But when she moans, it's just for the money
	Unless she's sittin' on me
	She'll cram your asshole with a mouse
	But she won't do it in our house
	Tough luck, Jack
	She knows that don't fly with me
	She might eat your wife's box
	But she won't tell ya where you left your socks
	She rolled up and down your fat *****
	But it was me who took her to the Meg Ryan flick
	She's got a face full of ****
	And a mouth full of *****
	She's done Seal, Larry King, four New Kids on the Block,
	She blew the Winnepeg Jets right after a game
	But they never got to know her actual name
	On your face she will piss
	On your chest she might poop
	But she won't prepare her famous vegetable soup
	That's simply reserved..
	Oh she'll bite ya, she'll spank ya
	But she'll never thank you for free
	Cause baby... comes home to me.
	Comin' home

	Though I have been a fool for love
	I have finally made my score
	I got a girl, and I don' t mean to boast
	But she loves me the most
	Even though she' s a highly paid whore
	She' ll give head to a sheep
	She can stuff three in her cheek
	But she comes home to me
	She' ll do the groom and the best man
	She' ll slap your ass in the back of a van
	But she comes home to me
	She could nine guys in a row
	But still have a tenth for me
	And I' m the only one who gets to kiss them lips
	Unless you pay an extra fifty
	So mister, don' t you fall in love
	Cause I' m the only cat who doesn' t wear a glove
	Since her heart belongs to me
	She has a throat that just won' t quit
	She can take all of it
	And still have room for your
	but she shops in the malls for me
	She' ll say twelve then call back and say one
	But I don' t care I know it' s just work not fun
	When she blows you, Jack
	Don' t you think she' s not thinking of me
	She' ll go down on a yack, lick a horse' s nutsack
	But strictly for the cash
	And it' s only me who doesn' t pay a fee
	to watch her put a water bottle in her gash
	Put a water bottle in her gash
	She' ll let you suck her nips till they' re leakin'
	But don' t you dare try to go antiqueing
	Cause she does that with me
	Her ' s sweet as honey
	But when she moans, it' s just for the money
	Unless she' s sittin' on me
	She' ll cram your asshole with a mouse
	But she won' t do it in our house
	Tough luck, Jack
	She knows that don' t fly with me
	She might eat your wife' s box
	But she won' t tell ya where you left your socks
	She rolled up and down your fat
	But it was me who took her to the Meg Ryan flick
	She' s got a face full of
	And a mouth full of
	She' s done Seal, Larry King, four New Kids on the Block,
	She blew the Winnepeg Jets right after a game
	But they never got to know her actual name
	On your face she will piss
	On your chest she might poop
	But she won' t prepare her famous vegetable soup
	That' s simply reserved..
	Oh she' ll bite ya, she' ll spank ya
	But she' ll never thank you for free
	Cause baby... comes home to me.
	Comin' home

	Though I have been a fool for love
	I have finally made my score
	I got a girl, and I don' t mean to boast
	But she loves me the most
	Even though she' s a highly paid whore
	She' ll give head to a sheep
	She can stuff three in her cheek
	But she comes home to me
	She' ll do the groom and the best man
	She' ll slap your ass in the back of a van
	But she comes home to me
	She could nine guys in a row
	But still have a tenth for me
	And I' m the only one who gets to kiss them lips
	Unless you pay an extra fifty
	So mister, don' t you fall in love
	Cause I' m the only cat who doesn' t wear a glove
	Since her heart belongs to me
	She has a throat that just won' t quit
	She can take all of it
	And still have room for your
	but she shops in the malls for me
	She' ll say twelve then call back and say one
	But I don' t care I know it' s just work not fun
	When she blows you, Jack
	Don' t you think she' s not thinking of me
	She' ll go down on a yack, lick a horse' s nutsack
	But strictly for the cash
	And it' s only me who doesn' t pay a fee
	to watch her put a water bottle in her gash
	Put a water bottle in her gash
	She' ll let you suck her nips till they' re leakin'
	But don' t you dare try to go antiqueing
	Cause she does that with me
	Her ' s sweet as honey
	But when she moans, it' s just for the money
	Unless she' s sittin' on me
	She' ll cram your asshole with a mouse
	But she won' t do it in our house
	Tough luck, Jack
	She knows that don' t fly with me
	She might eat your wife' s box
	But she won' t tell ya where you left your socks
	She rolled up and down your fat
	But it was me who took her to the Meg Ryan flick
	She' s got a face full of
	And a mouth full of
	She' s done Seal, Larry King, four New Kids on the Block,
	She blew the Winnepeg Jets right after a game
	But they never got to know her actual name
	On your face she will piss
	On your chest she might poop
	But she won' t prepare her famous vegetable soup
	That' s simply reserved..
	Oh she' ll bite ya, she' ll spank ya
	But she' ll never thank you for free
	Cause baby... comes home to me.
	Comin' home

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