| Song | Two Little Hitlers |
| Artist | Elvis Costello & the Attractions |
| Album | Armed Forces |
| 作曲 : Costello | |
| Why are we racing to be so old? | |
| I'm up late pacing the floor | |
| I won't be told | |
| You have your reservations | |
| I'm bought and sold | |
| I'll face the music | |
| I'll face the facts | |
| Even when we walk in polka dots and chequer slacks | |
| Bowing and squawking | |
| Running after titbits | |
| Bobbing and squinting | |
| Just like a nitwit | |
| Two little Hitlers will fight it out until | |
| One little Hitler does the other one's will | |
| I will return | |
| I will not burn | |
| Down in the basement | |
| I need my head examined | |
| I need my eyes excited | |
| I'd like to join the party | |
| But I was not invited | |
| You make a member of me | |
| I'll be delighted | |
| I wouldn't cry for lost souls, you might drown | |
| Dirty words for dirty minds | |
| Written in a toilet town | |
| Dial me a valentine | |
| She's a smooth operator | |
| It's all so calculated | |
| She's got a calculator | |
| She's my soft touch typewriter | |
| And I'm the great dictator | |
| Two little Hitlers will fight it out until | |
| One little Hitler does the other one's will | |
| I will return | |
| I will not burn | |
| A simple game of self-respect | |
| You flick a switch and the world goes off | |
| Nobody jumps as you expect | |
| I would have thought you would have had enough by now | |
| You call selective dating | |
| For some effective mating | |
| I thought I'd let you down, dear | |
| But you were just deflating | |
| I knew right from the start | |
| We'd end up hating | |
| Pictures of the merchandise | |
| Plastered on the wall | |
| We can look so long as we don't have to talk at all | |
| You say you'll never know him | |
| He's an unnatural man | |
| He doesn't want your pleasure | |
| He wants as no one can | |
| He wants to know the names of | |
| All those he's better than | |
| Two little Hitlers will fight it out until | |
| One little Hitler does the other one's will | |
| I will return | |
| I will not burn | |
| Down in the basement | |
| I will return | |
| I will not burn | |
| I will return | |
| I will not burn | |
| I will return | |
| I will not burn... |
| zuò qǔ : Costello | |
| Why are we racing to be so old? | |
| I' m up late pacing the floor | |
| I won' t be told | |
| You have your reservations | |
| I' m bought and sold | |
| I' ll face the music | |
| I' ll face the facts | |
| Even when we walk in polka dots and chequer slacks | |
| Bowing and squawking | |
| Running after titbits | |
| Bobbing and squinting | |
| Just like a nitwit | |
| Two little Hitlers will fight it out until | |
| One little Hitler does the other one' s will | |
| I will return | |
| I will not burn | |
| Down in the basement | |
| I need my head examined | |
| I need my eyes excited | |
| I' d like to join the party | |
| But I was not invited | |
| You make a member of me | |
| I' ll be delighted | |
| I wouldn' t cry for lost souls, you might drown | |
| Dirty words for dirty minds | |
| Written in a toilet town | |
| Dial me a valentine | |
| She' s a smooth operator | |
| It' s all so calculated | |
| She' s got a calculator | |
| She' s my soft touch typewriter | |
| And I' m the great dictator | |
| Two little Hitlers will fight it out until | |
| One little Hitler does the other one' s will | |
| I will return | |
| I will not burn | |
| A simple game of selfrespect | |
| You flick a switch and the world goes off | |
| Nobody jumps as you expect | |
| I would have thought you would have had enough by now | |
| You call selective dating | |
| For some effective mating | |
| I thought I' d let you down, dear | |
| But you were just deflating | |
| I knew right from the start | |
| We' d end up hating | |
| Pictures of the merchandise | |
| Plastered on the wall | |
| We can look so long as we don' t have to talk at all | |
| You say you' ll never know him | |
| He' s an unnatural man | |
| He doesn' t want your pleasure | |
| He wants as no one can | |
| He wants to know the names of | |
| All those he' s better than | |
| Two little Hitlers will fight it out until | |
| One little Hitler does the other one' s will | |
| I will return | |
| I will not burn | |
| Down in the basement | |
| I will return | |
| I will not burn | |
| I will return | |
| I will not burn | |
| I will return | |
| I will not burn... |