The Real Slim Shady Lyrics
| Song | The Real Slim Shady |
| Artist | Eminem |
| Album | Curtain Call |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:03.710] | May I have your attention please |
| [00:07.200] | May I have your attention please |
| [00:09.680] | Will the real Slim Shady please stand up |
| [00:13.70] | I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up |
| [00:17.710] | We're going to have a problem here |
| [00:19.430] | Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before |
| [00:21.740] | jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door |
| [00:24.460] | started whoopin her ass worse than before |
| [00:26.280] | they first get divorced throwing her over furniture (scream) |
| [00:28.570] | It's the return of the |
| [00:29.570] | Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what I think he did did he |
| [00:33.670] | And Dr Dre said |
| [00:35.80] | Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement (haha) |
| [00:38.310] | Feminist women love Eminem |
| [00:39.880] | Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him |
| [00:42.290] | look at him walking around grabbing his you know what |
| [00:44.750] | limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though |
| [00:47.140] | Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose |
| [00:49.530] | but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms |
| [00:51.870] | Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose |
| [00:54.200] | but can't but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose |
| [00:56.430] | my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips |
| [00:58.690] | and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss |
| [01:00.990] | and that's the message that we deliver to little kids |
| [01:03.200] | and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is |
| [01:05.530] | Of course they gonna know what intercourse is |
| [01:07.350] | by the time they hit 4th grade |
| [01:08.650] | they got the discovery channel don't they |
| [01:10.490] | We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals |
| [01:13.380] | who cut other people open like cantaloupes |
| [01:15.240] | But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes |
| [01:17.320] | then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope |
| [01:19.760] | But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote |
| [01:21.870] | Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes |
| [01:24.220] | I'm Slim Shady |
| [01:25.20] | Yes I'm the real Shady |
| [01:26.270] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [01:28.580] | So won't the real Slim Shady |
| [01:29.840] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [01:33.150] | becuase I'm Slim Shady |
| [01:34.190] | Yes I'm the real Shady |
| [01:35.310] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [01:37.580] | So won't the real Slim shady |
| [01:39.9] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [01:42.229] | Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records |
| [01:44.690] | Well I do so fuck him and fuck you too |
| [01:47.50] | You think I give a damm about a Grammy |
| [01:48.750] | Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me |
| [01:50.630] | But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird |
| [01:53.800] | Why So you guys can just lie to get me here |
| [01:55.910] | So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears |
| [01:58.280] | Shit Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs |
| [02:00.540] | So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst |
| [02:02.860] | And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first |
| [02:05.180] | Little bitch put me on blast on MTV |
| [02:07.400] | yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe |
| [02:09.690] | I should download her audio on mp3 |
| [02:11.960] | And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D (scream) |
| [02:14.320] | I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me |
| [02:17.490] | So I've been sent here to destroy you |
| [02:19.410] | And theres a million of us just like me |
| [02:21.240] | Who cuss like me |
| [02:22.110] | Who just don't give a fuck like me |
| [02:23.520] | Who dress like me |
| [02:24.410] | Walk talk and act like me |
| [02:25.790] | It just might be the next best thing |
| [02:27.470] | But not quite me |
| [02:28.380] | I'm Slim Shady |
| [02:29.260] | Yes I'm the real Shady |
| [02:30.329] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [02:32.850] | So won't the real Slim Shady |
| [02:34.60] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [02:37.440] | becuase I'm Slim Shady |
| [02:38.530] | Yes I'm the real Shady |
| [02:39.750] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [02:42.70] | So won't the real Slim shady |
| [02:43.300] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [02:46.510] | I'm like a headtrip to listen to |
| [02:48.0] | Cause I'm only giving you |
| [02:49.40] | things you joke about with your friends inside your living room |
| [02:51.520] | The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll |
| [02:54.410] | And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all |
| [02:56.500] | I just get on the mic and spit it |
| [02:58.50] | And whether you like to admit it (rip) |
| [02:59.290] | I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there |
| [03:02.360] | Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums |
| [03:05.780] | Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30 |
| [03:07.480] | Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty |
| [03:09.830] | Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking |
| [03:12.580] | But this whole bag of viagra isn't working |
| [03:14.400] | And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin |
| [03:16.480] | He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings |
| [03:19.250] | Or in the parking lot circling |
| [03:20.720] | screaming I don't give a fuck |
| [03:22.79] | With his windows down and system up |
| [03:23.800] | So will the real Shady please stand up |
| [03:25.740] | and put one of those fingures on each hand up |
| [03:27.940] | and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control |
| [03:30.420] | and one more time loud as you can how does it go |
| [03:32.829] | I'm Slim Shady |
| [03:33.510] | Yes I'm the real Shady |
| [03:34.700] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [03:37.160] | So won't the real Slim Shady |
| [03:38.590] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [03:41.770] | becuase I'm Slim Shady |
| [03:42.800] | Yes I'm the real Shady |
| [03:43.970] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [03:46.220] | So won't the real Slim shady |
| [03:47.700] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [03:51.40] | I'm Slim Shady |
| [03:52.30] | Yes I'm the real Shady |
| [03:53.160] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [03:55.570] | So won't the real Slim Shady |
| [03:56.930] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [04:00.130] | becuase I'm Slim Shady |
| [04:01.230] | Yes I'm the real Shady |
| [04:02.410] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [04:04.650] | So won't the real Slim shady |
| [04:06.110] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [04:09.280] |
| [00:03.710] | May I have your attention please |
| [00:07.200] | May I have your attention please |
| [00:09.680] | Will the real Slim Shady please stand up |
| [00:13.70] | I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up |
| [00:17.710] | We' re going to have a problem here |
| [00:19.430] | Ya' ll act like you never seen a white person before |
| [00:21.740] | jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door |
| [00:24.460] | started whoopin her ass worse than before |
| [00:26.280] | they first get divorced throwing her over furniture scream |
| [00:28.570] | It' s the return of the |
| [00:29.570] | Oh wait no way your kidding he didn' t just say what I think he did did he |
| [00:33.670] | And Dr Dre said |
| [00:35.80] | Nothing you idiots Dr Dre' s dead he' s locked in my basement haha |
| [00:38.310] | Feminist women love Eminem |
| [00:39.880] | Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I' m sick of him |
| [00:42.290] | look at him walking around grabbing his you know what |
| [00:44.750] | limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though |
| [00:47.140] | Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose |
| [00:49.530] | but no worse than what' s going on in your parent' s bedrooms |
| [00:51.870] | Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose |
| [00:54.200] | but can' t but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose |
| [00:56.430] | my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips |
| [00:58.690] | and if I' m lucky you might just give it a little kiss |
| [01:00.990] | and that' s the message that we deliver to little kids |
| [01:03.200] | and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is |
| [01:05.530] | Of course they gonna know what intercourse is |
| [01:07.350] | by the time they hit 4th grade |
| [01:08.650] | they got the discovery channel don' t they |
| [01:10.490] | We ain' t nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals |
| [01:13.380] | who cut other people open like cantaloupes |
| [01:15.240] | But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes |
| [01:17.320] | then there' s no reason that a man and another man can' t elope |
| [01:19.760] | But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote |
| [01:21.870] | Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes |
| [01:24.220] | I' m Slim Shady |
| [01:25.20] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [01:26.270] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [01:28.580] | So won' t the real Slim Shady |
| [01:29.840] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [01:33.150] | becuase I' m Slim Shady |
| [01:34.190] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [01:35.310] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [01:37.580] | So won' t the real Slim shady |
| [01:39.9] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [01:42.229] | Will Smith don' t gotta cuss in his raps to sell records |
| [01:44.690] | Well I do so fuck him and fuck you too |
| [01:47.50] | You think I give a damm about a Grammy |
| [01:48.750] | Half of you critics can' t even stomach me let alone stand me |
| [01:50.630] | But Slim what if u win wouldn' t it be weird |
| [01:53.800] | Why So you guys can just lie to get me here |
| [01:55.910] | So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears |
| [01:58.280] | Shit Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs |
| [02:00.540] | So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst |
| [02:02.860] | And hear ' em argue over who she gave head to first |
| [02:05.180] | Little bitch put me on blast on MTV |
| [02:07.400] | yeah he' s cute but I think he' s married to Kim hehe |
| [02:09.690] | I should download her audio on mp3 |
| [02:11.960] | And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D scream |
| [02:14.320] | I' m sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me |
| [02:17.490] | So I' ve been sent here to destroy you |
| [02:19.410] | And theres a million of us just like me |
| [02:21.240] | Who cuss like me |
| [02:22.110] | Who just don' t give a fuck like me |
| [02:23.520] | Who dress like me |
| [02:24.410] | Walk talk and act like me |
| [02:25.790] | It just might be the next best thing |
| [02:27.470] | But not quite me |
| [02:28.380] | I' m Slim Shady |
| [02:29.260] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [02:30.329] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [02:32.850] | So won' t the real Slim Shady |
| [02:34.60] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [02:37.440] | becuase I' m Slim Shady |
| [02:38.530] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [02:39.750] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [02:42.70] | So won' t the real Slim shady |
| [02:43.300] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [02:46.510] | I' m like a headtrip to listen to |
| [02:48.0] | Cause I' m only giving you |
| [02:49.40] | things you joke about with your friends inside your living room |
| [02:51.520] | The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya' ll |
| [02:54.410] | And I don' t gotta be false or sugar coated at all |
| [02:56.500] | I just get on the mic and spit it |
| [02:58.50] | And whether you like to admit it rip |
| [02:59.290] | I just shit it better than 90 of you rappers out there |
| [03:02.360] | Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums |
| [03:05.780] | Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I' m 30 |
| [03:07.480] | Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty |
| [03:09.830] | Pinching nurses asses when I' m jackin' off with Jergens and I' m jerking |
| [03:12.580] | But this whole bag of viagra isn' t working |
| [03:14.400] | And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin |
| [03:16.480] | He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings |
| [03:19.250] | Or in the parking lot circling |
| [03:20.720] | screaming I don' t give a fuck |
| [03:22.79] | With his windows down and system up |
| [03:23.800] | So will the real Shady please stand up |
| [03:25.740] | and put one of those fingures on each hand up |
| [03:27.940] | and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control |
| [03:30.420] | and one more time loud as you can how does it go |
| [03:32.829] | I' m Slim Shady |
| [03:33.510] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [03:34.700] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [03:37.160] | So won' t the real Slim Shady |
| [03:38.590] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [03:41.770] | becuase I' m Slim Shady |
| [03:42.800] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [03:43.970] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [03:46.220] | So won' t the real Slim shady |
| [03:47.700] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [03:51.40] | I' m Slim Shady |
| [03:52.30] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [03:53.160] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [03:55.570] | So won' t the real Slim Shady |
| [03:56.930] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [04:00.130] | becuase I' m Slim Shady |
| [04:01.230] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [04:02.410] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [04:04.650] | So won' t the real Slim shady |
| [04:06.110] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [04:09.280] |
| [00:03.710] | May I have your attention please |
| [00:07.200] | May I have your attention please |
| [00:09.680] | Will the real Slim Shady please stand up |
| [00:13.70] | I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up |
| [00:17.710] | We' re going to have a problem here |
| [00:19.430] | Ya' ll act like you never seen a white person before |
| [00:21.740] | jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door |
| [00:24.460] | started whoopin her ass worse than before |
| [00:26.280] | they first get divorced throwing her over furniture scream |
| [00:28.570] | It' s the return of the |
| [00:29.570] | Oh wait no way your kidding he didn' t just say what I think he did did he |
| [00:33.670] | And Dr Dre said |
| [00:35.80] | Nothing you idiots Dr Dre' s dead he' s locked in my basement haha |
| [00:38.310] | Feminist women love Eminem |
| [00:39.880] | Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I' m sick of him |
| [00:42.290] | look at him walking around grabbing his you know what |
| [00:44.750] | limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though |
| [00:47.140] | Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose |
| [00:49.530] | but no worse than what' s going on in your parent' s bedrooms |
| [00:51.870] | Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose |
| [00:54.200] | but can' t but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose |
| [00:56.430] | my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips |
| [00:58.690] | and if I' m lucky you might just give it a little kiss |
| [01:00.990] | and that' s the message that we deliver to little kids |
| [01:03.200] | and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is |
| [01:05.530] | Of course they gonna know what intercourse is |
| [01:07.350] | by the time they hit 4th grade |
| [01:08.650] | they got the discovery channel don' t they |
| [01:10.490] | We ain' t nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals |
| [01:13.380] | who cut other people open like cantaloupes |
| [01:15.240] | But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes |
| [01:17.320] | then there' s no reason that a man and another man can' t elope |
| [01:19.760] | But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote |
| [01:21.870] | Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes |
| [01:24.220] | I' m Slim Shady |
| [01:25.20] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [01:26.270] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [01:28.580] | So won' t the real Slim Shady |
| [01:29.840] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [01:33.150] | becuase I' m Slim Shady |
| [01:34.190] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [01:35.310] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [01:37.580] | So won' t the real Slim shady |
| [01:39.9] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [01:42.229] | Will Smith don' t gotta cuss in his raps to sell records |
| [01:44.690] | Well I do so fuck him and fuck you too |
| [01:47.50] | You think I give a damm about a Grammy |
| [01:48.750] | Half of you critics can' t even stomach me let alone stand me |
| [01:50.630] | But Slim what if u win wouldn' t it be weird |
| [01:53.800] | Why So you guys can just lie to get me here |
| [01:55.910] | So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears |
| [01:58.280] | Shit Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs |
| [02:00.540] | So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst |
| [02:02.860] | And hear ' em argue over who she gave head to first |
| [02:05.180] | Little bitch put me on blast on MTV |
| [02:07.400] | yeah he' s cute but I think he' s married to Kim hehe |
| [02:09.690] | I should download her audio on mp3 |
| [02:11.960] | And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D scream |
| [02:14.320] | I' m sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me |
| [02:17.490] | So I' ve been sent here to destroy you |
| [02:19.410] | And theres a million of us just like me |
| [02:21.240] | Who cuss like me |
| [02:22.110] | Who just don' t give a fuck like me |
| [02:23.520] | Who dress like me |
| [02:24.410] | Walk talk and act like me |
| [02:25.790] | It just might be the next best thing |
| [02:27.470] | But not quite me |
| [02:28.380] | I' m Slim Shady |
| [02:29.260] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [02:30.329] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [02:32.850] | So won' t the real Slim Shady |
| [02:34.60] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [02:37.440] | becuase I' m Slim Shady |
| [02:38.530] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [02:39.750] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [02:42.70] | So won' t the real Slim shady |
| [02:43.300] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [02:46.510] | I' m like a headtrip to listen to |
| [02:48.0] | Cause I' m only giving you |
| [02:49.40] | things you joke about with your friends inside your living room |
| [02:51.520] | The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya' ll |
| [02:54.410] | And I don' t gotta be false or sugar coated at all |
| [02:56.500] | I just get on the mic and spit it |
| [02:58.50] | And whether you like to admit it rip |
| [02:59.290] | I just shit it better than 90 of you rappers out there |
| [03:02.360] | Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums |
| [03:05.780] | Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I' m 30 |
| [03:07.480] | Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty |
| [03:09.830] | Pinching nurses asses when I' m jackin' off with Jergens and I' m jerking |
| [03:12.580] | But this whole bag of viagra isn' t working |
| [03:14.400] | And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin |
| [03:16.480] | He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings |
| [03:19.250] | Or in the parking lot circling |
| [03:20.720] | screaming I don' t give a fuck |
| [03:22.79] | With his windows down and system up |
| [03:23.800] | So will the real Shady please stand up |
| [03:25.740] | and put one of those fingures on each hand up |
| [03:27.940] | and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control |
| [03:30.420] | and one more time loud as you can how does it go |
| [03:32.829] | I' m Slim Shady |
| [03:33.510] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [03:34.700] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [03:37.160] | So won' t the real Slim Shady |
| [03:38.590] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [03:41.770] | becuase I' m Slim Shady |
| [03:42.800] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [03:43.970] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [03:46.220] | So won' t the real Slim shady |
| [03:47.700] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [03:51.40] | I' m Slim Shady |
| [03:52.30] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [03:53.160] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [03:55.570] | So won' t the real Slim Shady |
| [03:56.930] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [04:00.130] | becuase I' m Slim Shady |
| [04:01.230] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [04:02.410] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [04:04.650] | So won' t the real Slim shady |
| [04:06.110] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [04:09.280] |
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