Big Weenie

Song Big Weenie
Artist Eminem
Album Encore

Lyrics

[00:00.00] 作词 : Batson, Elizondo, Mathers ...
[00:01.91] I don't understand..
[00:04.13] Why are you bein so mean!?
[00:06.73] You're a MEAN, MEAN MAN!
[00:10.37] You're just jealous of me
[00:12.13] Cause you, you just can't do what I do
[00:13.87] So instead of just admitting it
[00:15.46] You walk around and say
[00:16.64] All kinds of really mean things about me
[00:18.48] Cause you're a meany, a meany
[00:21.29] But it's only cause you're really jealous of me
[00:23.39] Cause I'm what you wanna be
[00:24.86] So you just look like a idiot
[00:26.45] When you say these mean things
[00:27.89] Cause it's too easy to see
[00:29.23] You're really just a big weenie, big weenie
[00:32.69] Alright listen, I need you to focus
[00:35.22] I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important
[00:38.13] We are going to perform an experiment of a sort
[00:40.89] I'm going to have to ask you to bare with me for a moment
[00:43.83] Now I need you to open your mind, your eyes - close em'
[00:46.72] You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis
[00:49.47] For the next 4 and a half minutes
[00:51.39] We are going to explore into your mind
[00:52.97] To find out why you're so ****in jealous
[00:54.90] Now why do they make you who
[00:56.26] Pibbity-cock-a-poo-poo
[00:57.67] Syke, I'm kidding I just wanted to see if you're still listening
[01:00.54] Ok now I need your un-divided attention
[01:03.18] Sir I have a question
[01:04.46] Why do I always sense this,
[01:05.93] Undeniable tension from the moment I enter into the room?
[01:09.72] It gets all quiet and whispers
[01:11.65] Whenever there's conversations why am I always mentioned?
[01:14.59] I been dying to ask, it's been itching at me
[01:17.10] Is it just because...
[01:17.92] You're just jealous of me
[01:18.83] Cause you, you just can't do what I do
[01:20.47] So instead of just admitting it
[01:22.20] You walk around and say
[01:23.29] All kinds of really mean things about me
[01:25.46] Cause you're a meany, a meany
[01:28.06] But it's only cause you're really jealous of me
[01:30.35] Cause I'm what you wanna be
[01:31.72] So you just look like a idiot
[01:33.13] When you say these mean things
[01:34.51] Cause it's too easy to see
[01:35.97] You're really just a big weenie, big weenie
[01:39.26] Alright now I, I just flubbed(?) a line
[01:42.09] I was going to say something extremly important
[01:44.66] But I forgot who or what it was
[01:46.33] I ****ed up,
[01:47.59] Syke, I'm kidding again you idiot, no I didin't
[01:50.27] That's just what you wanted to hear from me
[01:52.15] Is that I ****ED up ain't it?
[01:53.46] That I could bust one take
[01:54.68] Without lookin at no paper
[01:56.17] It doesn't take a bunch of takes
[01:57.64] Or me to stand here in this booth all day
[01:59.30] For me to say the truth ok
[02:00.74] You're drooling, you have tooth decay
[02:02.03] You're mouth is open,
[02:03.03] You're disgusting
[02:03.70] What the **** you eat for lunch,
[02:04.84] A bunch of sweets or somethin
[02:06.20] What you munch a bunch of crunch-a-munch?
[02:07.91] You're tooth is rottin through the gum
[02:09.16] Your breath stinks,
[02:10.52] Want to chew some gum?
[02:10.84] Yes I do sir what am I on
[02:12.39] You sir are on truth serum
[02:13.35] Marshall I'm so jealous of you
[02:14.84] Please say you won't tell nobody
[02:16.28] I'd be so embarassed
[02:17.19] I'm just absolutely terrified
[02:18.86] That someone's gonna find out
[02:20.26] Why I'm saying all these terrible, evil, and awful
[02:22.61]
[02:24.35] You're just jealous of me
[02:25.39] Cause you, you just can't do what I do
[02:27.11] So instead of just admitting it
[02:28.80] You walk around and say
[02:30.10] All kinds of really mean things about me
[02:32.15] Cause you're a meany, a meany
[02:34.95] But it's only cause you're just really jealous of me
[02:36.83] Cause I'm what you wanna be
[02:38.41] So you just look like a idiot
[02:40.03] When you say these mean things
[02:41.36] Cause it's too easy to see
[02:42.69] You're really just a big weenie, big weenie
[02:46.02] Alright now we, we're going to conduct
[02:48.90] That experiment that we were talking about earlier
[02:51.72] Just to see what a frog looks like
[02:53.53] When he takes 2 hits of exctasy
[02:54.83] Cause that's exactly what your eyes look like
[02:56.92] Wanna check to see? Here's a mirror
[02:58.67] Notice the resemblance here?
[03:00.07] Wait let me put these sun glasses on
[03:01.73] Now look in this mirror, how bout' now
[03:03.79] What do you have in common?
[03:05.23] You're both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on em'
[03:08.51] You look like I sound like, singing about weenies
[03:11.43] Now take my weenie out of your mouth
[03:13.37] This is between me and you
[03:15.07] I know you're not happy,
[03:16.48] I know you'd much rather see my lying
[03:18.34] In the corner of a room somewhere crying
[03:20.48] Curled up in a ball, tweaked out of my mind dying
[03:23.53] There's no denying
[03:24.66] That my weenie is much bigger than yours is
[03:26.97] Mine is like stickin a banana in between 2 oranges
[03:29.62] Why are you even doin this to yourself?
[03:31.76] It's pointless,
[03:32.52] Why do we have to keep on going through this?
[03:34.67] This is torturous
[03:35.84] My point is this, that if you say mean things,
[03:38.40] You're weenie will shrink
[03:39.85] Now I forgot what the chorus is..
[03:41.36] You're just jealous of me
[03:43.18] Cause you, you just can't do what I do
[03:44.72] So instead of just admitting it
[03:46.57] You walk around and say
[03:47.76] All kinds of really mean things about me
[03:49.81] Cause you're a meany, a meany
[03:52.49] But it's only cause you're just really jealous of me
[03:54.51] Cause I'm what you wanna be
[03:56.09] So you just look like a idiot
[03:57.65] When you say these mean things
[03:59.13] Cause it's too easy to see
[04:00.46] You're really just a big weenie, big weenie
[04:04.32] **** off my dick
[04:06.21]

Pinyin

[00:00.00] zuò cí : Batson, Elizondo, Mathers ...
[00:01.91] I don' t understand..
[00:04.13] Why are you bein so mean!?
[00:06.73] You' re a MEAN, MEAN MAN!
[00:10.37] You' re just jealous of me
[00:12.13] Cause you, you just can' t do what I do
[00:13.87] So instead of just admitting it
[00:15.46] You walk around and say
[00:16.64] All kinds of really mean things about me
[00:18.48] Cause you' re a meany, a meany
[00:21.29] But it' s only cause you' re really jealous of me
[00:23.39] Cause I' m what you wanna be
[00:24.86] So you just look like a idiot
[00:26.45] When you say these mean things
[00:27.89] Cause it' s too easy to see
[00:29.23] You' re really just a big weenie, big weenie
[00:32.69] Alright listen, I need you to focus
[00:35.22] I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important
[00:38.13] We are going to perform an experiment of a sort
[00:40.89] I' m going to have to ask you to bare with me for a moment
[00:43.83] Now I need you to open your mind, your eyes close em'
[00:46.72] You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis
[00:49.47] For the next 4 and a half minutes
[00:51.39] We are going to explore into your mind
[00:52.97] To find out why you' re so in jealous
[00:54.90] Now why do they make you who
[00:56.26] Pibbitycockapoopoo
[00:57.67] Syke, I' m kidding I just wanted to see if you' re still listening
[01:00.54] Ok now I need your undivided attention
[01:03.18] Sir I have a question
[01:04.46] Why do I always sense this,
[01:05.93] Undeniable tension from the moment I enter into the room?
[01:09.72] It gets all quiet and whispers
[01:11.65] Whenever there' s conversations why am I always mentioned?
[01:14.59] I been dying to ask, it' s been itching at me
[01:17.10] Is it just because...
[01:17.92] You' re just jealous of me
[01:18.83] Cause you, you just can' t do what I do
[01:20.47] So instead of just admitting it
[01:22.20] You walk around and say
[01:23.29] All kinds of really mean things about me
[01:25.46] Cause you' re a meany, a meany
[01:28.06] But it' s only cause you' re really jealous of me
[01:30.35] Cause I' m what you wanna be
[01:31.72] So you just look like a idiot
[01:33.13] When you say these mean things
[01:34.51] Cause it' s too easy to see
[01:35.97] You' re really just a big weenie, big weenie
[01:39.26] Alright now I, I just flubbed? a line
[01:42.09] I was going to say something extremly important
[01:44.66] But I forgot who or what it was
[01:46.33] I ed up,
[01:47.59] Syke, I' m kidding again you idiot, no I didin' t
[01:50.27] That' s just what you wanted to hear from me
[01:52.15] Is that I ED up ain' t it?
[01:53.46] That I could bust one take
[01:54.68] Without lookin at no paper
[01:56.17] It doesn' t take a bunch of takes
[01:57.64] Or me to stand here in this booth all day
[01:59.30] For me to say the truth ok
[02:00.74] You' re drooling, you have tooth decay
[02:02.03] You' re mouth is open,
[02:03.03] You' re disgusting
[02:03.70] What the you eat for lunch,
[02:04.84] A bunch of sweets or somethin
[02:06.20] What you munch a bunch of crunchamunch?
[02:07.91] You' re tooth is rottin through the gum
[02:09.16] Your breath stinks,
[02:10.52] Want to chew some gum?
[02:10.84] Yes I do sir what am I on
[02:12.39] You sir are on truth serum
[02:13.35] Marshall I' m so jealous of you
[02:14.84] Please say you won' t tell nobody
[02:16.28] I' d be so embarassed
[02:17.19] I' m just absolutely terrified
[02:18.86] That someone' s gonna find out
[02:20.26] Why I' m saying all these terrible, evil, and awful
[02:22.61]
[02:24.35] You' re just jealous of me
[02:25.39] Cause you, you just can' t do what I do
[02:27.11] So instead of just admitting it
[02:28.80] You walk around and say
[02:30.10] All kinds of really mean things about me
[02:32.15] Cause you' re a meany, a meany
[02:34.95] But it' s only cause you' re just really jealous of me
[02:36.83] Cause I' m what you wanna be
[02:38.41] So you just look like a idiot
[02:40.03] When you say these mean things
[02:41.36] Cause it' s too easy to see
[02:42.69] You' re really just a big weenie, big weenie
[02:46.02] Alright now we, we' re going to conduct
[02:48.90] That experiment that we were talking about earlier
[02:51.72] Just to see what a frog looks like
[02:53.53] When he takes 2 hits of exctasy
[02:54.83] Cause that' s exactly what your eyes look like
[02:56.92] Wanna check to see? Here' s a mirror
[02:58.67] Notice the resemblance here?
[03:00.07] Wait let me put these sun glasses on
[03:01.73] Now look in this mirror, how bout' now
[03:03.79] What do you have in common?
[03:05.23] You' re both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on em'
[03:08.51] You look like I sound like, singing about weenies
[03:11.43] Now take my weenie out of your mouth
[03:13.37] This is between me and you
[03:15.07] I know you' re not happy,
[03:16.48] I know you' d much rather see my lying
[03:18.34] In the corner of a room somewhere crying
[03:20.48] Curled up in a ball, tweaked out of my mind dying
[03:23.53] There' s no denying
[03:24.66] That my weenie is much bigger than yours is
[03:26.97] Mine is like stickin a banana in between 2 oranges
[03:29.62] Why are you even doin this to yourself?
[03:31.76] It' s pointless,
[03:32.52] Why do we have to keep on going through this?
[03:34.67] This is torturous
[03:35.84] My point is this, that if you say mean things,
[03:38.40] You' re weenie will shrink
[03:39.85] Now I forgot what the chorus is..
[03:41.36] You' re just jealous of me
[03:43.18] Cause you, you just can' t do what I do
[03:44.72] So instead of just admitting it
[03:46.57] You walk around and say
[03:47.76] All kinds of really mean things about me
[03:49.81] Cause you' re a meany, a meany
[03:52.49] But it' s only cause you' re just really jealous of me
[03:54.51] Cause I' m what you wanna be
[03:56.09] So you just look like a idiot
[03:57.65] When you say these mean things
[03:59.13] Cause it' s too easy to see
[04:00.46] You' re really just a big weenie, big weenie
[04:04.32] off my dick
[04:06.21]