The Real Slim Shady - Album Version (Explicit)

Song The Real Slim Shady - Album Version (Explicit)
Artist Eminem
Album The Marshall Mathers LP - Tour Edition

Lyrics

[00:02.41] May I have your attention please
[00:04.49]
[00:05.81] May I have your attention please
[00:07.74]
[00:08.68] Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:11.31]
[00:12.30] I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:17.01] We're going to have a problem here
[00:18.15] Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
[00:18.35] （Verse 1）
[00:19.16]
[00:20.48] jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
[00:23.18] started whoopin her ass worse than before
[00:25.10] they first get divorced throwing her over furniture （scream）
[00:27.39] It's the return of the
[00:28.43] Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what I think he did did he
[00:32.37] And Dr Dre said
[00:33.79] Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement （haha）
[00:37.22] Feminist women love Eminem
[00:38.67] Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
[00:40.89] look at him walking around grabbing his you know what
[00:43.56] limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though
[00:45.97] Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:48.45] but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
[00:50.53] Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
[00:52.76] but can't but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
[00:55.13] my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
[00:57.39] and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
[00:59.72] and that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:02.03] and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is
[01:04.44] Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
[01:05.75] by the time they hit 4th grade
[01:07.72] they got the discovery channel don't they
[01:09.32] We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals
[01:12.25] who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[01:14.02] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:15.98] then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[01:18.38] But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
[01:20.59] Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes
[01:22.74] I'm Slim Shady
[01:22.96] （Chorus）
[01:23.55] Yes I'm the real Shady
[01:24.86] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:27.25] So won't the real Slim Shady
[01:28.45] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[01:31.86] becuase I'm Slim Shady
[01:32.88] Yes I'm the real Shady
[01:34.02] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:36.25] So won't the real Slim shady
[01:37.64] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[01:40.87] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
[01:41.11] （Verse 2）
[01:41.96]
[01:43.32] Well I do so **** him and **** you too
[01:45.72] You think I give a damm about a Grammy
[01:47.46] Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
[01:50.22] But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird
[01:52.46] Why So you guys can just lie to get me here
[01:54.80] So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
[01:57.42] Shit Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[01:59.32] So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[02:01.45] And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
[02:04.05] Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
[02:06.18] yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe
[02:08.64] I should download her audio on mp3
[02:10.78] And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D （scream）
[02:13.00] I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
[02:16.15] So I've been sent here to destroy you
[02:18.23] And theres a million of us just like me
[02:19.96] Who cuss like me
[02:20.77] Who just don't give a **** like me
[02:22.45] Who dress like me
[02:23.19] Walk talk and act like me
[02:24.63] It just might be the next best thing
[02:26.06] But not quite me
[02:27.02] （Chorus）
[02:27.04] I'm Slim Shady
[02:27.98] Yes I'm the real Shady
[02:29.14] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:31.34] So won't the real Slim Shady
[02:32.76] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[02:36.16] becuase I'm Slim Shady
[02:37.18] Yes I'm the real Shady
[02:38.29] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:40.82] So won't the real Slim shady
[02:41.99] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[02:45.19] I'm like a headtrip to listen to
[02:45.35] （Verse 3）
[02:46.57] Cause I'm only giving you
[02:47.71] things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
[02:50.11] The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll
[02:52.88] And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all
[02:55.24] I just get on the mic and spit it
[02:56.77] And whether you like to admit it （rip）
[02:58.29] I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there
[03:01.29] Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums
[03:03.50] Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30
[03:06.41] Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty
[03:08.38] Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking
[03:10.89] But this whole bag of viagra isn't working
[03:12.92] And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'
[03:15.35] He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings
[03:17.81] Or in the parking lot circling
[03:19.34] screaming I don't give a ****
[03:20.56] With his windows down and system up
[03:22.07] So will the real Shady please stand up
[03:24.43] and put one of those fingures on each hand up
[03:26.74] and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
[03:29.05] and one more time loud as you can how does it go
[03:31.12] （Chorus）
[03:31.29] Cuz I'm Slim Shady
[03:32.29] Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:33.54] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:35.85] So won't the real Slim Shady
[03:37.09] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[03:40.49] becuase I'm Slim Shady
[03:41.53] Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:42.75] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:45.03] So won't the real Slim shady
[03:46.27] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[03:49.68] I'm Slim Shady
[03:50.71] Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:51.91] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:54.28] So won't the real Slim Shady
[03:55.56] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[03:58.89] becuase I'm Slim Shady
[04:00.06] Yes I'm the real Shady
[04:01.08] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[04:03.22] So won't the real Slim shady
[04:04.62] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[04:08.07]
[04:09.26] The End

Pinyin

[00:02.41] May I have your attention please
[00:04.49]
[00:05.81] May I have your attention please
[00:07.74]
[00:08.68] Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:11.31]
[00:12.30] I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:17.01] We' re going to have a problem here
[00:18.15] Ya' ll act like you never seen a white person before
[00:18.35] Verse 1
[00:19.16]
[00:20.48] jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
[00:23.18] started whoopin her ass worse than before
[00:25.10] they first get divorced throwing her over furniture scream
[00:27.39] It' s the return of the
[00:28.43] Oh wait no way your kidding he didn' t just say what I think he did did he
[00:32.37] And Dr Dre said
[00:33.79] Nothing you idiots Dr Dre' s dead he' s locked in my basement haha
[00:37.22] Feminist women love Eminem
[00:38.67] Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I' m sick of him
[00:40.89] look at him walking around grabbing his you know what
[00:43.56] limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though
[00:45.97] Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:48.45] but no worse than what' s going on in your parent' s bedrooms
[00:50.53] Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
[00:52.76] but can' t but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
[00:55.13] my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
[00:57.39] and if I' m lucky you might just give it a little kiss
[00:59.72] and that' s the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:02.03] and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is
[01:04.44] Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
[01:05.75] by the time they hit 4th grade
[01:07.72] they got the discovery channel don' t they
[01:09.32] We ain' t nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals
[01:12.25] who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[01:14.02] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:15.98] then there' s no reason that a man and another man can' t elope
[01:18.38] But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
[01:20.59] Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes
[01:22.74] I' m Slim Shady
[01:22.96] Chorus
[01:23.55] Yes I' m the real Shady
[01:24.86] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:27.25] So won' t the real Slim Shady
[01:28.45] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[01:31.86] becuase I' m Slim Shady
[01:32.88] Yes I' m the real Shady
[01:34.02] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:36.25] So won' t the real Slim shady
[01:37.64] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[01:40.87] Will Smith don' t gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
[01:41.11] Verse 2
[01:41.96]
[01:43.32] Well I do so him and you too
[01:45.72] You think I give a damm about a Grammy
[01:47.46] Half of you critics can' t even stomach me let alone stand me
[01:50.22] But Slim what if u win wouldn' t it be weird
[01:52.46] Why So you guys can just lie to get me here
[01:54.80] So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
[01:57.42] Shit Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[01:59.32] So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[02:01.45] And hear ' em argue over who she gave head to first
[02:04.05] Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
[02:06.18] yeah he' s cute but I think he' s married to Kim hehe
[02:08.64] I should download her audio on mp3
[02:10.78] And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D scream
[02:13.00] I' m sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
[02:16.15] So I' ve been sent here to destroy you
[02:18.23] And theres a million of us just like me
[02:19.96] Who cuss like me
[02:20.77] Who just don' t give a like me
[02:22.45] Who dress like me
[02:23.19] Walk talk and act like me
[02:24.63] It just might be the next best thing
[02:26.06] But not quite me
[02:27.02] Chorus
[02:27.04] I' m Slim Shady
[02:27.98] Yes I' m the real Shady
[02:29.14] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:31.34] So won' t the real Slim Shady
[02:32.76] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[02:36.16] becuase I' m Slim Shady
[02:37.18] Yes I' m the real Shady
[02:38.29] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:40.82] So won' t the real Slim shady
[02:41.99] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[02:45.19] I' m like a headtrip to listen to
[02:45.35] Verse 3
[02:46.57] Cause I' m only giving you
[02:47.71] things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
[02:50.11] The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya' ll
[02:52.88] And I don' t gotta be false or sugar coated at all
[02:55.24] I just get on the mic and spit it
[02:56.77] And whether you like to admit it rip
[02:58.29] I just shit it better than 90 of you rappers out there
[03:01.29] Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums
[03:03.50] Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I' m 30
[03:06.41] Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty
[03:08.38] Pinching nurses asses when I' m jackin' off with Jergens and I' m jerking
[03:10.89] But this whole bag of viagra isn' t working
[03:12.92] And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'
[03:15.35] He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings
[03:17.81] Or in the parking lot circling
[03:19.34] screaming I don' t give a
[03:20.56] With his windows down and system up
[03:22.07] So will the real Shady please stand up
[03:24.43] and put one of those fingures on each hand up
[03:26.74] and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
[03:29.05] and one more time loud as you can how does it go
[03:31.12] Chorus
[03:31.29] Cuz I' m Slim Shady
[03:32.29] Yes I' m the real Shady
[03:33.54] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:35.85] So won' t the real Slim Shady
[03:37.09] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[03:40.49] becuase I' m Slim Shady
[03:41.53] Yes I' m the real Shady
[03:42.75] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:45.03] So won' t the real Slim shady
[03:46.27] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[03:49.68] I' m Slim Shady
[03:50.71] Yes I' m the real Shady
[03:51.91] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:54.28] So won' t the real Slim Shady
[03:55.56] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[03:58.89] becuase I' m Slim Shady
[04:00.06] Yes I' m the real Shady
[04:01.08] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[04:03.22] So won' t the real Slim shady
[04:04.62] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[04:08.07]
[04:09.26] The End