The Real Slim Shady Lyrics
| Song | The Real Slim Shady |
| Artist | Eminem |
| Album | The Marshall Mathers LP |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:03.38] | May I have your attention please |
| [00:06.26] | May I have your attention please |
| [00:08.95] | Will the real Slim Shady please stand up |
| [00:12.51] | I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up |
| [00:17.14] | We're going to have a problem here |
| [00:18.58] | Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before |
| [00:20.70] | jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy |
| [00:22.64] | just burst in the door |
| [00:23.76] | started whoopin her ass worse than before |
| [00:25.08] | they first get divorced throwing |
| [00:26.21] | her over furniture （scream） |
| [00:27.59] | It's the return of the |
| [00:28.65] | Oh wait no way your kidding |
| [00:29.95] | he didn't just say what I think he did did he |
| [00:32.52] | And Dr Dre said |
| [00:33.78] | Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead |
| [00:36.17] | he's locked in my basement （haha） |
| [00:37.79] | Feminist women love Eminem |
| [00:38.61] | Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him |
| [00:40.67] | look at him walking around grabbing his you know what |
| [00:43.52] | limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though |
| [00:46.21] | Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose |
| [00:48.52] | but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms |
| [00:50.52] | Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose |
| [00:53.15] | but can't but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose |
| [00:55.41] | my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips |
| [00:57.72] | and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss |
| [00:59.90] | and that's the message that we deliver to little kids |
| [01:02.10] | and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is |
| [01:04.41] | Of course they gonna know what intercourse is |
| [01:06.35] | by the time they hit 4th grade |
| [01:07.54] | they got the discovery channel don't they |
| [01:08.85] | We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals |
| [01:11.85] | who cut other people open like cantaloupes |
| [01:13.78] | But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes |
| [01:15.85] | then there's no reason that a man |
| [01:17.48] | and another man can't elope |
| [01:18.48] | But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote |
| [01:20.72] | Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes |
| [01:22.80] | I'm Slim Shady |
| [01:23.91] | Yes I'm the real Shady |
| [01:25.04] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [01:26.92] | So won't the real Slim Shady |
| [01:28.42] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [01:32.05] | becuase I'm Slim Shady |
| [01:33.11] | Yes I'm the real Shady |
| [01:34.17] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [01:36.42] | So won't the real Slim shady |
| [01:37.67] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [01:41.11] | Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records |
| [01:43.31] | Well I do so **** him and **** you too |
| [01:45.75] | You think I give a damm about a Grammy |
| [01:47.69] | Half of you critics can't |
| [01:48.63] | even stomach me let alone stand me |
| [01:50.50] | But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird |
| [01:52.56] | Why So you guys can just lie to get me here |
| [01:55.13] | So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears |
| [01:56.94] | Shit Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs |
| [01:59.50] | So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst |
| [02:01.82] | And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first |
| [02:04.21] | Little bitch put me on blast on MTV |
| [02:06.02] | yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe |
| [02:08.53] | I should download her audio on mp3 |
| [02:10.77] | And show the whole world |
| [02:12.19] | how you gave Eminem V D （scream） |
| [02:14.07] | I'm sick of you little girl |
| [02:15.26] | and boy groups all you do is annoy me |
| [02:16.82] | So I've been sent here to destroy you |
| [02:18.13] | And theres a million of us just like me |
| [02:20.13] | Who cuss like me |
| [02:21.01] | Who just don't give a **** like me |
| [02:22.51] | Who dress like me |
| [02:23.45] | Walk talk and act like me |
| [02:24.76] | It just might be the next best thing |
| [02:26.52] | But not quite me |
| [02:27.39] | I'm Slim Shady |
| [02:28.14] | Yes I'm the real Shady |
| [02:29.26] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [02:30.95] | So won't the real Slim Shady |
| [02:32.89] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [02:36.42] | becuase I'm Slim Shady |
| [02:37.48] | Yes I'm the real Shady |
| [02:38.61] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [02:40.22] | So won't the real Slim shady |
| [02:42.16] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [02:45.41] | I'm like a headtrip to listen to |
| [02:47.04] | Cause I'm only giving you |
| [02:48.04] | things you joke about with your friends |
| [02:49.48] | inside your living room |
| [02:50.16] | The only difference is I got the balls |
| [02:51.79] | to say it in front of ya'll |
| [02:53.04] | And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all |
| [02:54.92] | I just get on the mic and spit it |
| [02:56.98] | And whether you like to admit it （rip） |
| [02:58.67] | I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there |
| [03:01.20] | Then you wonder how can kidz eat up |
| [03:03.01] | these albums like valiums |
| [03:03.76] | Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30 |
| [03:06.13] | Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty |
| [03:08.20] | Pinching nurses asses |
| [03:09.70] | when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking |
| [03:11.82] | But this whole bag of viagra isn't working |
| [03:13.63] | And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' |
| [03:15.57] | He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings |
| [03:18.14] | Or in the parking lot circling |
| [03:19.39] | screaming I don't give a **** |
| [03:20.95] | With his windows down and system up |
| [03:22.74] | So will the real Shady please stand up |
| [03:24.61] | and put one of those fingures on each hand up |
| [03:26.87] | and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control |
| [03:29.24] | and one more time loud as you can how does it go |
| [03:31.80] | Cuz I'm Slim Shady |
| [03:32.68] | Yes I'm the real Shady |
| [03:33.74] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [03:35.87] | So won't the real Slim Shady |
| [03:37.24] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [03:40.67] | becuase I'm Slim Shady |
| [03:41.55] | Yes I'm the real Shady |
| [03:42.80] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [03:45.05] | So won't the real Slim shady |
| [03:46.42] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [03:49.84] | I'm Slim Shady |
| [03:50.59] | Yes I'm the real Shady |
| [03:51.90] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [03:54.22] | So won't the real Slim Shady |
| [03:55.35] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [03:59.03] | becuase I'm Slim Shady |
| [03:59.97] | Yes I'm the real Shady |
| [04:01.09] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [04:03.47] | So won't the real Slim shady |
| [04:04.53] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [04:08.16] | The End |
| [00:03.38] | May I have your attention please |
| [00:06.26] | May I have your attention please |
| [00:08.95] | Will the real Slim Shady please stand up |
| [00:12.51] | I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up |
| [00:17.14] | We' re going to have a problem here |
| [00:18.58] | Ya' ll act like you never seen a white person before |
| [00:20.70] | jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy |
| [00:22.64] | just burst in the door |
| [00:23.76] | started whoopin her ass worse than before |
| [00:25.08] | they first get divorced throwing |
| [00:26.21] | her over furniture scream |
| [00:27.59] | It' s the return of the |
| [00:28.65] | Oh wait no way your kidding |
| [00:29.95] | he didn' t just say what I think he did did he |
| [00:32.52] | And Dr Dre said |
| [00:33.78] | Nothing you idiots Dr Dre' s dead |
| [00:36.17] | he' s locked in my basement haha |
| [00:37.79] | Feminist women love Eminem |
| [00:38.61] | Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I' m sick of him |
| [00:40.67] | look at him walking around grabbing his you know what |
| [00:43.52] | limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though |
| [00:46.21] | Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose |
| [00:48.52] | but no worse than what' s going on in your parent' s bedrooms |
| [00:50.52] | Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose |
| [00:53.15] | but can' t but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose |
| [00:55.41] | my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips |
| [00:57.72] | and if I' m lucky you might just give it a little kiss |
| [00:59.90] | and that' s the message that we deliver to little kids |
| [01:02.10] | and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is |
| [01:04.41] | Of course they gonna know what intercourse is |
| [01:06.35] | by the time they hit 4th grade |
| [01:07.54] | they got the discovery channel don' t they |
| [01:08.85] | We ain' t nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals |
| [01:11.85] | who cut other people open like cantaloupes |
| [01:13.78] | But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes |
| [01:15.85] | then there' s no reason that a man |
| [01:17.48] | and another man can' t elope |
| [01:18.48] | But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote |
| [01:20.72] | Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes |
| [01:22.80] | I' m Slim Shady |
| [01:23.91] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [01:25.04] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [01:26.92] | So won' t the real Slim Shady |
| [01:28.42] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [01:32.05] | becuase I' m Slim Shady |
| [01:33.11] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [01:34.17] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [01:36.42] | So won' t the real Slim shady |
| [01:37.67] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [01:41.11] | Will Smith don' t gotta cuss in his raps to sell records |
| [01:43.31] | Well I do so him and you too |
| [01:45.75] | You think I give a damm about a Grammy |
| [01:47.69] | Half of you critics can' t |
| [01:48.63] | even stomach me let alone stand me |
| [01:50.50] | But Slim what if u win wouldn' t it be weird |
| [01:52.56] | Why So you guys can just lie to get me here |
| [01:55.13] | So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears |
| [01:56.94] | Shit Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs |
| [01:59.50] | So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst |
| [02:01.82] | And hear ' em argue over who she gave head to first |
| [02:04.21] | Little bitch put me on blast on MTV |
| [02:06.02] | yeah he' s cute but I think he' s married to Kim hehe |
| [02:08.53] | I should download her audio on mp3 |
| [02:10.77] | And show the whole world |
| [02:12.19] | how you gave Eminem V D scream |
| [02:14.07] | I' m sick of you little girl |
| [02:15.26] | and boy groups all you do is annoy me |
| [02:16.82] | So I' ve been sent here to destroy you |
| [02:18.13] | And theres a million of us just like me |
| [02:20.13] | Who cuss like me |
| [02:21.01] | Who just don' t give a like me |
| [02:22.51] | Who dress like me |
| [02:23.45] | Walk talk and act like me |
| [02:24.76] | It just might be the next best thing |
| [02:26.52] | But not quite me |
| [02:27.39] | I' m Slim Shady |
| [02:28.14] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [02:29.26] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [02:30.95] | So won' t the real Slim Shady |
| [02:32.89] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [02:36.42] | becuase I' m Slim Shady |
| [02:37.48] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [02:38.61] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [02:40.22] | So won' t the real Slim shady |
| [02:42.16] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [02:45.41] | I' m like a headtrip to listen to |
| [02:47.04] | Cause I' m only giving you |
| [02:48.04] | things you joke about with your friends |
| [02:49.48] | inside your living room |
| [02:50.16] | The only difference is I got the balls |
| [02:51.79] | to say it in front of ya' ll |
| [02:53.04] | And I don' t gotta be false or sugar coated at all |
| [02:54.92] | I just get on the mic and spit it |
| [02:56.98] | And whether you like to admit it rip |
| [02:58.67] | I just shit it better than 90 of you rappers out there |
| [03:01.20] | Then you wonder how can kidz eat up |
| [03:03.01] | these albums like valiums |
| [03:03.76] | Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I' m 30 |
| [03:06.13] | Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty |
| [03:08.20] | Pinching nurses asses |
| [03:09.70] | when I' m jackin' off with Jergens and I' m jerking |
| [03:11.82] | But this whole bag of viagra isn' t working |
| [03:13.63] | And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' |
| [03:15.57] | He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings |
| [03:18.14] | Or in the parking lot circling |
| [03:19.39] | screaming I don' t give a |
| [03:20.95] | With his windows down and system up |
| [03:22.74] | So will the real Shady please stand up |
| [03:24.61] | and put one of those fingures on each hand up |
| [03:26.87] | and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control |
| [03:29.24] | and one more time loud as you can how does it go |
| [03:31.80] | Cuz I' m Slim Shady |
| [03:32.68] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [03:33.74] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [03:35.87] | So won' t the real Slim Shady |
| [03:37.24] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [03:40.67] | becuase I' m Slim Shady |
| [03:41.55] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [03:42.80] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [03:45.05] | So won' t the real Slim shady |
| [03:46.42] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [03:49.84] | I' m Slim Shady |
| [03:50.59] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [03:51.90] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [03:54.22] | So won' t the real Slim Shady |
| [03:55.35] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [03:59.03] | becuase I' m Slim Shady |
| [03:59.97] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [04:01.09] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [04:03.47] | So won' t the real Slim shady |
| [04:04.53] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [04:08.16] | The End |
| [00:03.38] | May I have your attention please |
| [00:06.26] | May I have your attention please |
| [00:08.95] | Will the real Slim Shady please stand up |
| [00:12.51] | I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up |
| [00:17.14] | We' re going to have a problem here |
| [00:18.58] | Ya' ll act like you never seen a white person before |
| [00:20.70] | jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy |
| [00:22.64] | just burst in the door |
| [00:23.76] | started whoopin her ass worse than before |
| [00:25.08] | they first get divorced throwing |
| [00:26.21] | her over furniture scream |
| [00:27.59] | It' s the return of the |
| [00:28.65] | Oh wait no way your kidding |
| [00:29.95] | he didn' t just say what I think he did did he |
| [00:32.52] | And Dr Dre said |
| [00:33.78] | Nothing you idiots Dr Dre' s dead |
| [00:36.17] | he' s locked in my basement haha |
| [00:37.79] | Feminist women love Eminem |
| [00:38.61] | Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I' m sick of him |
| [00:40.67] | look at him walking around grabbing his you know what |
| [00:43.52] | limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though |
| [00:46.21] | Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose |
| [00:48.52] | but no worse than what' s going on in your parent' s bedrooms |
| [00:50.52] | Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose |
| [00:53.15] | but can' t but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose |
| [00:55.41] | my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips |
| [00:57.72] | and if I' m lucky you might just give it a little kiss |
| [00:59.90] | and that' s the message that we deliver to little kids |
| [01:02.10] | and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is |
| [01:04.41] | Of course they gonna know what intercourse is |
| [01:06.35] | by the time they hit 4th grade |
| [01:07.54] | they got the discovery channel don' t they |
| [01:08.85] | We ain' t nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals |
| [01:11.85] | who cut other people open like cantaloupes |
| [01:13.78] | But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes |
| [01:15.85] | then there' s no reason that a man |
| [01:17.48] | and another man can' t elope |
| [01:18.48] | But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote |
| [01:20.72] | Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes |
| [01:22.80] | I' m Slim Shady |
| [01:23.91] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [01:25.04] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [01:26.92] | So won' t the real Slim Shady |
| [01:28.42] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [01:32.05] | becuase I' m Slim Shady |
| [01:33.11] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [01:34.17] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [01:36.42] | So won' t the real Slim shady |
| [01:37.67] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [01:41.11] | Will Smith don' t gotta cuss in his raps to sell records |
| [01:43.31] | Well I do so him and you too |
| [01:45.75] | You think I give a damm about a Grammy |
| [01:47.69] | Half of you critics can' t |
| [01:48.63] | even stomach me let alone stand me |
| [01:50.50] | But Slim what if u win wouldn' t it be weird |
| [01:52.56] | Why So you guys can just lie to get me here |
| [01:55.13] | So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears |
| [01:56.94] | Shit Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs |
| [01:59.50] | So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst |
| [02:01.82] | And hear ' em argue over who she gave head to first |
| [02:04.21] | Little bitch put me on blast on MTV |
| [02:06.02] | yeah he' s cute but I think he' s married to Kim hehe |
| [02:08.53] | I should download her audio on mp3 |
| [02:10.77] | And show the whole world |
| [02:12.19] | how you gave Eminem V D scream |
| [02:14.07] | I' m sick of you little girl |
| [02:15.26] | and boy groups all you do is annoy me |
| [02:16.82] | So I' ve been sent here to destroy you |
| [02:18.13] | And theres a million of us just like me |
| [02:20.13] | Who cuss like me |
| [02:21.01] | Who just don' t give a like me |
| [02:22.51] | Who dress like me |
| [02:23.45] | Walk talk and act like me |
| [02:24.76] | It just might be the next best thing |
| [02:26.52] | But not quite me |
| [02:27.39] | I' m Slim Shady |
| [02:28.14] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [02:29.26] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [02:30.95] | So won' t the real Slim Shady |
| [02:32.89] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [02:36.42] | becuase I' m Slim Shady |
| [02:37.48] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [02:38.61] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [02:40.22] | So won' t the real Slim shady |
| [02:42.16] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [02:45.41] | I' m like a headtrip to listen to |
| [02:47.04] | Cause I' m only giving you |
| [02:48.04] | things you joke about with your friends |
| [02:49.48] | inside your living room |
| [02:50.16] | The only difference is I got the balls |
| [02:51.79] | to say it in front of ya' ll |
| [02:53.04] | And I don' t gotta be false or sugar coated at all |
| [02:54.92] | I just get on the mic and spit it |
| [02:56.98] | And whether you like to admit it rip |
| [02:58.67] | I just shit it better than 90 of you rappers out there |
| [03:01.20] | Then you wonder how can kidz eat up |
| [03:03.01] | these albums like valiums |
| [03:03.76] | Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I' m 30 |
| [03:06.13] | Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty |
| [03:08.20] | Pinching nurses asses |
| [03:09.70] | when I' m jackin' off with Jergens and I' m jerking |
| [03:11.82] | But this whole bag of viagra isn' t working |
| [03:13.63] | And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' |
| [03:15.57] | He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings |
| [03:18.14] | Or in the parking lot circling |
| [03:19.39] | screaming I don' t give a |
| [03:20.95] | With his windows down and system up |
| [03:22.74] | So will the real Shady please stand up |
| [03:24.61] | and put one of those fingures on each hand up |
| [03:26.87] | and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control |
| [03:29.24] | and one more time loud as you can how does it go |
| [03:31.80] | Cuz I' m Slim Shady |
| [03:32.68] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [03:33.74] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [03:35.87] | So won' t the real Slim Shady |
| [03:37.24] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [03:40.67] | becuase I' m Slim Shady |
| [03:41.55] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [03:42.80] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [03:45.05] | So won' t the real Slim shady |
| [03:46.42] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [03:49.84] | I' m Slim Shady |
| [03:50.59] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [03:51.90] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [03:54.22] | So won' t the real Slim Shady |
| [03:55.35] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [03:59.03] | becuase I' m Slim Shady |
| [03:59.97] | Yes I' m the real Shady |
| [04:01.09] | All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating |
| [04:03.47] | So won' t the real Slim shady |
| [04:04.53] | Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up |
| [04:08.16] | The End |
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