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A you might say, "Hey, I lost my sense of humor" |
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Well, I'm quite surprised |
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I didn't lose it sooner |
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Why waste my breath on anything less than talk so trivial? |
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As a man I ran out of material |
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Why did the chicken go across the road |
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To get to the other side? |
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I'm still waiting for the punchline |
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And whoever said, the grass always grows |
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Greener on the other side |
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I'm still waiting for the punchline |
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The good ol' days |
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I was known to wear a smile |
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Like all good things they've gone out of style |
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I will admit, usually a quick with |
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I found me amusing |
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What used to be, no longer are amusing |
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Why did the chicken go across the road |
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To get to the other side? |
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I'm still waiting for the punchline |
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And whoever said, the grass always grows |
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Greener on the other side |
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I'm still waiting for the punchline |
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It's nothing that you said, no, nothing that you did |
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It must have been a bad joke that's gone over my head |
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What me worry, another tragedy |
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Ladder plus time, equals comedy |
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Why can't |
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I get to the other side? |
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I'm still waiting for the punchline |
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And whoever said, the grass always grows |
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Greener on the other line |
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I'm still waiting for the punchline |
