| Song | The Bitch Is Back - Live (2000 / Madison Square Garden, New York) |
| Artist | Elton John |
| Album | One Night Only |
| Lyrics：Bernie Taupin Music：Elton John | |
| I was justified when I was five | |
| Raising cane, I spit in your eye | |
| Times are changing, now the poor get fat | |
| But the fever's gonna catch you when the bitch gets back | |
| Eat meat on Friday that's alright | |
| Even like steak on a Saturday night | |
| I can bitch the best at your social do's | |
| I get high in the evening sniffing pots of glue | |
| I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch | |
| Oh the bitch is back | |
| Stone cold sober as a matter of fact | |
| I can bitch, I can bitch | |
| `Cause I'm better than you | |
| It's the way that I move | |
| The things that I do | |
| I entertain by picking brains | |
| Sell my soul by dropping names | |
| I don't like those, my God, what's that | |
| Oh it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back |
| Lyrics: Bernie Taupin Music: Elton John | |
| I was justified when I was five | |
| Raising cane, I spit in your eye | |
| Times are changing, now the poor get fat | |
| But the fever' s gonna catch you when the bitch gets back | |
| Eat meat on Friday that' s alright | |
| Even like steak on a Saturday night | |
| I can bitch the best at your social do' s | |
| I get high in the evening sniffing pots of glue | |
| I' m a bitch, I' m a bitch | |
| Oh the bitch is back | |
| Stone cold sober as a matter of fact | |
| I can bitch, I can bitch | |
| Cause I' m better than you | |
| It' s the way that I move | |
| The things that I do | |
| I entertain by picking brains | |
| Sell my soul by dropping names | |
| I don' t like those, my God, what' s that | |
| Oh it' s full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back |