| Song | Merry Christmas Maggie Thatcher |
| Artist | Elton John |
| Album | Peachtree Road |
| Lyrics：Lee Hall Music：Elton John | |
| Can you hear it in the distance | |
| Can you sense it far away | |
| Is it old Rudolph the reindeer | |
| Is it Santa on his sleigh | |
| It's heading up to Easington | |
| It's coming down the Tyne | |
| Oh it's bloddy Maggie Thatcher | |
| And Michael Heseltine | |
| chorus: | |
| So merry Christmas Maggie Thatcher | |
| May God's love be with you | |
| We all sing together in one breath | |
| Merry Christmas Maggie Thatcher | |
| We all celebrate today | |
| 'Cause it's one day closer to your death | |
| They've come to raid your stockings | |
| And to steal your Christmas pud | |
| But don't be too downhearted | |
| It's all for your own good | |
| The economic infrastructure | |
| Must be swept away | |
| To make way for call centres | |
| And lower rates of pay | |
| [repeat chorus] | |
| And they've brought their fascist boot boys | |
| And they've brought the boys in blue | |
| And the whole Trade Union Congress | |
| Will be at the party too | |
| And they'll all hold hands together | |
| All standing in a line | |
| 'Cause they're privatising Santa | |
| This merry Christmas time | |
| [repeat chorus] | |
| [repeat chorus] | |
| Oh my darling, oh my darling, oh my darling Heseltine | |
| You're a tosser, you're a tosser | |
| And you're just a Tory Swine |
| Lyrics: Lee Hall Music: Elton John | |
| Can you hear it in the distance | |
| Can you sense it far away | |
| Is it old Rudolph the reindeer | |
| Is it Santa on his sleigh | |
| It' s heading up to Easington | |
| It' s coming down the Tyne | |
| Oh it' s bloddy Maggie Thatcher | |
| And Michael Heseltine | |
| chorus: | |
| So merry Christmas Maggie Thatcher | |
| May God' s love be with you | |
| We all sing together in one breath | |
| Merry Christmas Maggie Thatcher | |
| We all celebrate today | |
| ' Cause it' s one day closer to your death | |
| They' ve come to raid your stockings | |
| And to steal your Christmas pud | |
| But don' t be too downhearted | |
| It' s all for your own good | |
| The economic infrastructure | |
| Must be swept away | |
| To make way for call centres | |
| And lower rates of pay | |
| repeat chorus | |
| And they' ve brought their fascist boot boys | |
| And they' ve brought the boys in blue | |
| And the whole Trade Union Congress | |
| Will be at the party too | |
| And they' ll all hold hands together | |
| All standing in a line | |
| ' Cause they' re privatising Santa | |
| This merry Christmas time | |
| repeat chorus | |
| repeat chorus | |
| Oh my darling, oh my darling, oh my darling Heseltine | |
| You' re a tosser, you' re a tosser | |
| And you' re just a Tory Swine |