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I turn on my radio |
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And all the music sounds hollow |
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The first song they're playin' sucks |
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And the next one swallows |
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The singer is whinin' |
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And the drummer sounds bored |
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The guitar player's tone is like a Commodore 64 |
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Don't settle for less |
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Don't suffer the fools, no-oo-oh |
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Don't give them your allowance money |
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Let's shout, "Led Zeppelin Rules" |
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Yeah |
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I turn on my TV set and I see the "American Idol" show |
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And people are wonderin' why all the kids are suicidal |
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Well, Jessica and Britney and Paris and Ashley |
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Well, they look so pretty |
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Then you ask me if I like their music |
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Well, I didn't know that they had any |
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Don't listen to disco |
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Don't listen to punk, no-oo-oh |
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Don't listen to the (???) and all that junk, woah-oo-oh |
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Don't suffer the fools |
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Don't settle for less, no-oo-oh |
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Don't give them your allowance money |
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Let's shout, "Led Zeppelin Rules" |
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"Hey, bro, check out the new Donut Boy song I got for free on my cell phone. It's so rad." |
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"I'm not gonna listen to your stupid cell phone. Check this out." |
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"Dude, what's that?" |
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"It's got real music on it. It's called a cassette tape." |
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"What? How many minutes do you hear with that thing?" |
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"Ninety." |
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"Woah!" |
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Don't settle for less |
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Don't suffer the fools, no-oo-oh |
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Don't give them your allowance money |
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Let's shout, "Led Zeppelin Rules" |
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Listen to disco |
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Don't listen to punk, no-oo-oh |
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Don't listen to the (???) and all that junk, woah-oo-oh |
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Don't suffer the fools |
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Don't settle for less, no-oo-oh |
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Don't give them your allowance money |
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Let's shout, "Led Zeppelin Rules" |
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Don't listen to disco |
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Don't listen to punk |
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Don't listen to junk |
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Don't listen to.. |
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Don't listen to... ska |