| Song | Topsyturvey-World |
| Artist | Natalie Merchant |
| Album | Selections From The Album Leave Your Sleep |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| If the butterfly courted the bee, | |
| And the owl the porcupine; | |
| If churches were built in the sea, | |
| And three times one was nine; | |
| If the pony rode his master, | |
| If the buttercups ate the cows, | |
| If the cat had the dire disaster | |
| To be worried by the mouse; | |
| If mama sold the baby | |
| To a gypsy for half a crown; | |
| If a gentleman was a lady,- | |
| The world would be | |
| Upside-Down! | |
| If any or all of these wonders | |
| Should ever come about, | |
| I should not consider them blunders, | |
| For I should be | |
| Inside-Out! |