| Song | Stranded Outside Tater Knob |
| Artist | Nine Pound Hammer |
| Album | Hayseed Timebomb |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作曲 : Cartwright | |
| Raised on a diet of | |
| No-Doz, donuts, an' diesel emissions, | |
| Listenin' to wrinkled old men dronin' on about the weather and road conditions. | |
| Stayin;five miles ahead of whatever's behind, wonderin' where | |
| I went wrong. | |
| And the strange city signs start to sound like rhymes in a never-ending song. | |
| Just a one-horse town---no motel or bar. | |
| Just a wax museum, of dead | |
| HEE-HAW stars. | |
| You don't look in a mirror, when you're cold and mean. | |
| Stranded outside | |
| Tater Knob, with just a | |
| JUGGS magazine. | |
| Well I was sittin' at a table in a topless bar at the end of | |
| Music Row. | |
| Watchin' fat girls strip to | |
| Molly Hatchett songs, hopin' their stretch marks won't show. | |
| I spent my last dime on a watered-down drink, and | |
| I'm headed out for the door. | |
| Before I could kick myself for comin' here, | |
| I was already back for more. | |
| My ex-wife ran a whorehouse on the highway out of town, they used to give special truckers' rates before the | |
| Baptists burned it down. | |
| She had a tattoo on her inner thigh, said "if you can read this, yer too close". | |
| We used to drive five miles for the nearest cold beer and bitch about the lives we chose. |
| zuo qu : Cartwright | |
| Raised on a diet of | |
| NoDoz, donuts, an' diesel emissions, | |
| Listenin' to wrinkled old men dronin' on about the weather and road conditions. | |
| Stayin five miles ahead of whatever' s behind, wonderin' where | |
| I went wrong. | |
| And the strange city signs start to sound like rhymes in a neverending song. | |
| Just a onehorse townno motel or bar. | |
| Just a wax museum, of dead | |
| HEEHAW stars. | |
| You don' t look in a mirror, when you' re cold and mean. | |
| Stranded outside | |
| Tater Knob, with just a | |
| JUGGS magazine. | |
| Well I was sittin' at a table in a topless bar at the end of | |
| Music Row. | |
| Watchin' fat girls strip to | |
| Molly Hatchett songs, hopin' their stretch marks won' t show. | |
| I spent my last dime on a watereddown drink, and | |
| I' m headed out for the door. | |
| Before I could kick myself for comin' here, | |
| I was already back for more. | |
| My exwife ran a whorehouse on the highway out of town, they used to give special truckers' rates before the | |
| Baptists burned it down. | |
| She had a tattoo on her inner thigh, said " if you can read this, yer too close". | |
| We used to drive five miles for the nearest cold beer and bitch about the lives we chose. |
| zuò qǔ : Cartwright | |
| Raised on a diet of | |
| NoDoz, donuts, an' diesel emissions, | |
| Listenin' to wrinkled old men dronin' on about the weather and road conditions. | |
| Stayin five miles ahead of whatever' s behind, wonderin' where | |
| I went wrong. | |
| And the strange city signs start to sound like rhymes in a neverending song. | |
| Just a onehorse townno motel or bar. | |
| Just a wax museum, of dead | |
| HEEHAW stars. | |
| You don' t look in a mirror, when you' re cold and mean. | |
| Stranded outside | |
| Tater Knob, with just a | |
| JUGGS magazine. | |
| Well I was sittin' at a table in a topless bar at the end of | |
| Music Row. | |
| Watchin' fat girls strip to | |
| Molly Hatchett songs, hopin' their stretch marks won' t show. | |
| I spent my last dime on a watereddown drink, and | |
| I' m headed out for the door. | |
| Before I could kick myself for comin' here, | |
| I was already back for more. | |
| My exwife ran a whorehouse on the highway out of town, they used to give special truckers' rates before the | |
| Baptists burned it down. | |
| She had a tattoo on her inner thigh, said " if you can read this, yer too close". | |
| We used to drive five miles for the nearest cold beer and bitch about the lives we chose. |