| Song | Popcorn and Fisticuffs |
| Artist | Example |
| Album | What We Made |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Why'd you get that ticket if you're only gonna talk | |
| I came to catch a film and there's nothing being caught | |
| And more to the point fella this is just a thought | |
| Why you eatin popcorn when they've covered it in salt | |
| I came to watch a film and eat popcorn | |
| You came here to just talk | |
| If this carries on we'll lock horns | |
| Like they do in the movies son | |
| My right hand popcorn, sweet never salted | |
| Left hand holding the girl I'm escorting | |
| Films already started so we're quiet as we walk in | |
| As I take a seat there's already people talking | |
| Dunno what it is but if its adults or its kids | |
| In the cinema, people are chattin like they in a bar | |
| What is this a seminar on chatting inane? | |
| Look, Im tryna watch this dude jumpin out of a plane | |
| The kiddies in the front row (chitter chatter chitter chatter) | |
| The Lovers in the back row (kiss kiss kiss) | |
| The dude kickin my chair like (tap tap tap tap) | |
| This gang of idiots take the (piss piss piss) | |
| A couple of explosions it's quiet for a moment | |
| I'm ready to explode myself losing composure | |
| (Chitter chatter chitter) Right you're tickin me off | |
| Shut the **** up, watch the film or we're kickin off | |
| I came to watch a film and eat popcorn | |
| You came here to just talk | |
| If this carries on we'll lock horns | |
| Like they do in the movies son | |
| I came to watch a film and eat popcorn | |
| You came here to just talk | |
| If this carries on we'll lock horns | |
| Like they do in the movies son | |
| Verse 2: | |
| Now I got my girlfriend she givin me some earache | |
| “As if you'd do that in real life on a first date” | |
| I made a rule to steer clear of aggression sessions | |
| Whether it's a romcom, a thriller or a western | |
| Now for the whole film she can only ask 3 questions | |
| Once she done that she gotta button it | |
| Hush her lip and no love I aint getting couple-y | |
| Devoted to you utterly but not when watchin films | |
| My girlie in my left ear (who's that in the red hat?) | |
| The fatty to my right like (munch crunch munch crunch) | |
| Here she goes again like (I thought he was dead) | |
| Look, No love he's isn't, see he only got a punch | |
| 10 minutes of silence, things are looking better | |
| But whenever there's never a sound | |
| Waiting for an over clever noise from whoever's around | |
| Sitting on the edge of my seat, and it aint cos of the film it's these idiots | |
| Chorus: | |
| I came to watch a film and eat popcorn | |
| You came here to just talk | |
| If this carries on we'll lock horns | |
| Like they do in the movies son | |
| I came to watch a film and eat popcorn | |
| You came here to just talk | |
| If this carries on we'll lock horns | |
| Like they do in the movies son | |
| Verse 3: | |
| Right you, you ****in chatty face you're startin to rub | |
| Me up the wrong way - **** off down the pub | |
| It's bad enough my woman chattin crap in my earhole | |
| Without you talking out loud like a hero, | |
| Trust me son you're nothing like a Robert De Niro | |
| Character, have a chair or I'm a go all cavalier | |
| And start getting more than medieval on your arse | |
| Your visits to the cinema this'll be the last | |
| The kiddies in the front row (Shut your flippin face mate) | |
| The lovers in the back row (why you gotta talk) | |
| The dude tappin my chair like (keep it down please yeah) | |
| My girlie in my ear like (But he was in New York) | |
| Look, I only wanna hear what this dude is tryna say to me | |
| And now I got the whole damn room layin in to me | |
| Security appear and flash their torches down my row | |
| Er, Sir can you leave please you're spoiling the show | |
| Chorus: | |
| I came to watch a film and eat popcorn | |
| You came here to just talk | |
| If this carries on we'll lock horns | |
| Like they do in the movies son | |
| I came to watch a film and eat popcorn | |
| You came here to just talk | |
| If this carries on we'll lock horns | |
| Like they do in the movies son |
| Why' d you get that ticket if you' re only gonna talk | |
| I came to catch a film and there' s nothing being caught | |
| And more to the point fella this is just a thought | |
| Why you eatin popcorn when they' ve covered it in salt | |
| I came to watch a film and eat popcorn | |
| You came here to just talk | |
| If this carries on we' ll lock horns | |
| Like they do in the movies son | |
| My right hand popcorn, sweet never salted | |
| Left hand holding the girl I' m escorting | |
| Films already started so we' re quiet as we walk in | |
| As I take a seat there' s already people talking | |
| Dunno what it is but if its adults or its kids | |
| In the cinema, people are chattin like they in a bar | |
| What is this a seminar on chatting inane? | |
| Look, Im tryna watch this dude jumpin out of a plane | |
| The kiddies in the front row chitter chatter chitter chatter | |
| The Lovers in the back row kiss kiss kiss | |
| The dude kickin my chair like tap tap tap tap | |
| This gang of idiots take the piss piss piss | |
| A couple of explosions it' s quiet for a moment | |
| I' m ready to explode myself losing composure | |
| Chitter chatter chitter Right you' re tickin me off | |
| Shut the up, watch the film or we' re kickin off | |
| I came to watch a film and eat popcorn | |
| You came here to just talk | |
| If this carries on we' ll lock horns | |
| Like they do in the movies son | |
| I came to watch a film and eat popcorn | |
| You came here to just talk | |
| If this carries on we' ll lock horns | |
| Like they do in the movies son | |
| Verse 2: | |
| Now I got my girlfriend she givin me some earache | |
| " As if you' d do that in real life on a first date" | |
| I made a rule to steer clear of aggression sessions | |
| Whether it' s a romcom, a thriller or a western | |
| Now for the whole film she can only ask 3 questions | |
| Once she done that she gotta button it | |
| Hush her lip and no love I aint getting coupley | |
| Devoted to you utterly but not when watchin films | |
| My girlie in my left ear who' s that in the red hat? | |
| The fatty to my right like munch crunch munch crunch | |
| Here she goes again like I thought he was dead | |
| Look, No love he' s isn' t, see he only got a punch | |
| 10 minutes of silence, things are looking better | |
| But whenever there' s never a sound | |
| Waiting for an over clever noise from whoever' s around | |
| Sitting on the edge of my seat, and it aint cos of the film it' s these idiots | |
| Chorus: | |
| I came to watch a film and eat popcorn | |
| You came here to just talk | |
| If this carries on we' ll lock horns | |
| Like they do in the movies son | |
| I came to watch a film and eat popcorn | |
| You came here to just talk | |
| If this carries on we' ll lock horns | |
| Like they do in the movies son | |
| Verse 3: | |
| Right you, you in chatty face you' re startin to rub | |
| Me up the wrong way off down the pub | |
| It' s bad enough my woman chattin crap in my earhole | |
| Without you talking out loud like a hero, | |
| Trust me son you' re nothing like a Robert De Niro | |
| Character, have a chair or I' m a go all cavalier | |
| And start getting more than medieval on your arse | |
| Your visits to the cinema this' ll be the last | |
| The kiddies in the front row Shut your flippin face mate | |
| The lovers in the back row why you gotta talk | |
| The dude tappin my chair like keep it down please yeah | |
| My girlie in my ear like But he was in New York | |
| Look, I only wanna hear what this dude is tryna say to me | |
| And now I got the whole damn room layin in to me | |
| Security appear and flash their torches down my row | |
| Er, Sir can you leave please you' re spoiling the show | |
| Chorus: | |
| I came to watch a film and eat popcorn | |
| You came here to just talk | |
| If this carries on we' ll lock horns | |
| Like they do in the movies son | |
| I came to watch a film and eat popcorn | |
| You came here to just talk | |
| If this carries on we' ll lock horns | |
| Like they do in the movies son |
| Why' d you get that ticket if you' re only gonna talk | |
| I came to catch a film and there' s nothing being caught | |
| And more to the point fella this is just a thought | |
| Why you eatin popcorn when they' ve covered it in salt | |
| I came to watch a film and eat popcorn | |
| You came here to just talk | |
| If this carries on we' ll lock horns | |
| Like they do in the movies son | |
| My right hand popcorn, sweet never salted | |
| Left hand holding the girl I' m escorting | |
| Films already started so we' re quiet as we walk in | |
| As I take a seat there' s already people talking | |
| Dunno what it is but if its adults or its kids | |
| In the cinema, people are chattin like they in a bar | |
| What is this a seminar on chatting inane? | |
| Look, Im tryna watch this dude jumpin out of a plane | |
| The kiddies in the front row chitter chatter chitter chatter | |
| The Lovers in the back row kiss kiss kiss | |
| The dude kickin my chair like tap tap tap tap | |
| This gang of idiots take the piss piss piss | |
| A couple of explosions it' s quiet for a moment | |
| I' m ready to explode myself losing composure | |
| Chitter chatter chitter Right you' re tickin me off | |
| Shut the up, watch the film or we' re kickin off | |
| I came to watch a film and eat popcorn | |
| You came here to just talk | |
| If this carries on we' ll lock horns | |
| Like they do in the movies son | |
| I came to watch a film and eat popcorn | |
| You came here to just talk | |
| If this carries on we' ll lock horns | |
| Like they do in the movies son | |
| Verse 2: | |
| Now I got my girlfriend she givin me some earache | |
| " As if you' d do that in real life on a first date" | |
| I made a rule to steer clear of aggression sessions | |
| Whether it' s a romcom, a thriller or a western | |
| Now for the whole film she can only ask 3 questions | |
| Once she done that she gotta button it | |
| Hush her lip and no love I aint getting coupley | |
| Devoted to you utterly but not when watchin films | |
| My girlie in my left ear who' s that in the red hat? | |
| The fatty to my right like munch crunch munch crunch | |
| Here she goes again like I thought he was dead | |
| Look, No love he' s isn' t, see he only got a punch | |
| 10 minutes of silence, things are looking better | |
| But whenever there' s never a sound | |
| Waiting for an over clever noise from whoever' s around | |
| Sitting on the edge of my seat, and it aint cos of the film it' s these idiots | |
| Chorus: | |
| I came to watch a film and eat popcorn | |
| You came here to just talk | |
| If this carries on we' ll lock horns | |
| Like they do in the movies son | |
| I came to watch a film and eat popcorn | |
| You came here to just talk | |
| If this carries on we' ll lock horns | |
| Like they do in the movies son | |
| Verse 3: | |
| Right you, you in chatty face you' re startin to rub | |
| Me up the wrong way off down the pub | |
| It' s bad enough my woman chattin crap in my earhole | |
| Without you talking out loud like a hero, | |
| Trust me son you' re nothing like a Robert De Niro | |
| Character, have a chair or I' m a go all cavalier | |
| And start getting more than medieval on your arse | |
| Your visits to the cinema this' ll be the last | |
| The kiddies in the front row Shut your flippin face mate | |
| The lovers in the back row why you gotta talk | |
| The dude tappin my chair like keep it down please yeah | |
| My girlie in my ear like But he was in New York | |
| Look, I only wanna hear what this dude is tryna say to me | |
| And now I got the whole damn room layin in to me | |
| Security appear and flash their torches down my row | |
| Er, Sir can you leave please you' re spoiling the show | |
| Chorus: | |
| I came to watch a film and eat popcorn | |
| You came here to just talk | |
| If this carries on we' ll lock horns | |
| Like they do in the movies son | |
| I came to watch a film and eat popcorn | |
| You came here to just talk | |
| If this carries on we' ll lock horns | |
| Like they do in the movies son |