| Song | Windy Christmas feat.Scared Wind |
| Artist | The Strawkites |
| Album | Dr Johns Ultimate Rock Christmas Album |
| 作词 : Sacred Wind | |
| 作曲 : Sacred Wind | |
| Have a merry, windy xmas | |
| May your bowels be filled with joy | |
| May we all feel good cheer | |
| With our loved ones so dear | |
| As we fart under the mistletoe | |
| (Verse) | |
| It's xmas time again | |
| And there's snow on the ground and the church bells are ringing | |
| There's santa in his sleigh | |
| And we do hope he's bringing some presents your way | |
| (Bridge) | |
| We wish you peace at this holiest time | |
| And may Odin bless your wind today | |
| We pray your dreams will come true on this night | |
| And our farting doesn't scare them away | |
| (Chorus) | |
| Have a merry, windy xmas | |
| May your bowels be filled with joy | |
| May we all feel good cheer | |
| With our loved ones so dear | |
| As we fart under the mistletoe | |
| (Verse 2) | |
| The curry's in the pot | |
| And the ale's flowing free and the naan bread is ready | |
| The poppadoms are here | |
| And the faeries have all got their stockings this year | |
| (Bridge) | |
| We wish you peace at this holiest time | |
| And may Odin bless your wind today | |
| We pray your dreams will come true on this night | |
| And our farting doesn't scare them away | |
| (Chorus) | |
| Have a merry, windy xmas | |
| May your bowels be filled with joy | |
| May we all feel good cheer | |
| With our loved ones so dear | |
| As we fart under the mistletoe | |
| (Guitar Solo) | |
| (Audience Participation) | |
| Have a merry, windy xmas | |
| May your bowels be filled with joy | |
| May we all feel good cheer | |
| With our loved ones so dear | |
| As we fart under the mistletoe |
| zuò cí : Sacred Wind | |
| zuò qǔ : Sacred Wind | |
| Have a merry, windy xmas | |
| May your bowels be filled with joy | |
| May we all feel good cheer | |
| With our loved ones so dear | |
| As we fart under the mistletoe | |
| Verse | |
| It' s xmas time again | |
| And there' s snow on the ground and the church bells are ringing | |
| There' s santa in his sleigh | |
| And we do hope he' s bringing some presents your way | |
| Bridge | |
| We wish you peace at this holiest time | |
| And may Odin bless your wind today | |
| We pray your dreams will come true on this night | |
| And our farting doesn' t scare them away | |
| Chorus | |
| Have a merry, windy xmas | |
| May your bowels be filled with joy | |
| May we all feel good cheer | |
| With our loved ones so dear | |
| As we fart under the mistletoe | |
| Verse 2 | |
| The curry' s in the pot | |
| And the ale' s flowing free and the naan bread is ready | |
| The poppadoms are here | |
| And the faeries have all got their stockings this year | |
| Bridge | |
| We wish you peace at this holiest time | |
| And may Odin bless your wind today | |
| We pray your dreams will come true on this night | |
| And our farting doesn' t scare them away | |
| Chorus | |
| Have a merry, windy xmas | |
| May your bowels be filled with joy | |
| May we all feel good cheer | |
| With our loved ones so dear | |
| As we fart under the mistletoe | |
| Guitar Solo | |
| Audience Participation | |
| Have a merry, windy xmas | |
| May your bowels be filled with joy | |
| May we all feel good cheer | |
| With our loved ones so dear | |
| As we fart under the mistletoe |