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My cat died and I quickly poured myself some gin |
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Did she die from old age or was it for my sins? |
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God I loved her oh so much, miss her little kitty touch |
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Does she miss me, does she care? Oh I miss her kitty stare |
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Do you have a little time, would you like to ease my mind? |
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Talk for hours and never stop, chop your head off |
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Be a lighter person, brighter person, nicer |
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But you've heard it all before |
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So ding dong, there's the doorbell |
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Hello man in white |
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He's gonna make you all well |
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Get you through the night |
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But hey now |
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You don't feel better |
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As you take your fresh bromide |
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Maybe this man of letters lied |
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Let me tell you 'bout a dream, I had the other night |
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You were in it boy, you sure gave me a super fright |
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I was walking down the street, downtown by the D.M.V. |
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You popped out behind a door, it was odd you were on all fours |
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Do you have some time to spare, you were barking at a bear |
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It said, "Hey you'd better stop, chop your head off |
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Be a lighter person, brighter person, nicer" |
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But you've heard it all before |
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So ding dong, there's the doorbell |
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Hello man in red |
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He's gonna make you all well |
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Get you into bed |
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But hey now |
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You don't feel better |
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As you wake and slowly rise |
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Maybe this smooth jet-setter lied |
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Stick around one minute more, I'm smarter than you think |
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Do I sound like an old bore, oh man it's just the drink |
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I didn't always hit the gin, there were times when I fit in |
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They'll never know how much I tried, did I tell you my cat died? |
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Do you have a little time, would you like to feel sublime? |
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Run away and never stop, chop your head off |
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Be a lighter person, brighter person, nicer |
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But you've heard it all before |
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So ding dong, there's the doorbell |
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Hello man in black |
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He's gonna make you all well |
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There's no goin' back |
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But hey now you don't feel better |
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As you drift off in the tide |
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Maybe this Jack the Ripper lied |
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And you died |
