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Song 犒桌子
Artist 黄思成
Album 犒桌子

Lyrics

[00:00.000] 作词 : 黄思成
[00:01.000] 作曲 : 今晚吃鱼丸
[00:05.80] 混音：Y.C
[00:10.83] 犒桌子
[00:31.87] 你犒桌子我就停 今天放假行不行
[00:34.75] 耍到夜晚站在楼顶月亮都说我好有型
[00:37.47] 妹儿牵我手 非常漂亮九零后
[00:39.73] 成都黑为go 只听我歌只喊6
[00:42.53] 有人问我会不会二押三押五押
[00:45.00] 你打通我嘞看哈备注押韵专家
[00:47.74] 劳资flow钓的你娃肯定学都学不来
[00:50.39] 就像龟兔赛跑你是乌龟跑都跑不快
[00:53.14] 劳资吊了我都怕 我是成都耍家帮
[00:55.80] 我就说四川话 唱到你娃儿心头慌
[00:58.30] 你想喝勇闯 还要切飘坡良
[01:00.98] 你原配想练咏春 喊你回切站桩
[01:04.99] 犒桌子
[01:25.43] 哎 长的卡哇伊穿着super me
[01:28.14] 哎 你娃好洋气 还要cos
[01:30.79] 哎 你说只买正品我都不想听
[01:33.43] 哎 劳资微博叫做飞行饭兵兵
[01:35.68] 你懂你mua个垂直你啥子都不会
[01:38.44] 快切卖点切糕好切给你交学费
[01:41.13] 学费不够快切保健给我搓搓背
[01:43.74] 一个都没服务好你就喊曰马累
[01:46.80] 好了真的不想听
[01:48.14] 额 听到不想停
[01:49.44] 额 这娃儿好牛笔
[01:50.79] 额 听到脑壳晕
[01:54.80] 听到听到脑壳晕 停停停停停
[01:55.17] 觉得来不起了你犒桌子我就停
[01:57.17] 坐到课桌上看到试卷脑壳发晕
[01:59.82] 试 卷 一丢 大步向前 考你 马麦皮
[02:02.37] 潇洒走出教室门 指桑 骂 槐 太神
[02:05.11] 劳资不要毕业证老 你能拿我咋个整
[02:08.34] 哎哟 把我拉进教导处
[02:11.11] 哎哟 家长面前把我数
[02:13.82] 哎哟 皮 跨 乱 跨 母 老 虎
[02:16.49] 哎哟 super star
[02:18.79] 犒桌子
[02:50.00] （影片音频剪辑来自体育课改成数学课会怎样）

Pinyin

[00:00.000] zuò cí : huáng sī chéng
[00:01.000] zuò qǔ : jīn wǎn chī yú wán
[00:05.80] hùn yīn: Y. C
[00:10.83] kào zhuō zi
[00:31.87] nǐ kào zhuō zi wǒ jiù tíng jīn tiān fàng jià xíng bù xíng
[00:34.75] shuǎ dào yè wǎn zhàn zài lóu dǐng yuè liàng dōu shuō wǒ hǎo yǒu xíng
[00:37.47] mèi ér qiān wǒ shǒu fēi cháng piào liàng jiǔ líng hòu
[00:39.73] chéng dū hēi wèi go zhǐ tīng wǒ gē zhǐ hǎn 6
[00:42.53] yǒu rén wèn wǒ huì bú huì èr yā sān yā wǔ yā
[00:45.00] nǐ dǎ tōng wǒ lei kàn hā bèi zhù yā yùn zhuān jiā
[00:47.74] láo zī flow diào de nǐ wá kěn dìng xué dōu xué bù lái
[00:50.39] jiù xiàng guī tù sài pǎo nǐ shì wū guī pǎo dōu pǎo bù kuài
[00:53.14] láo zī diào le wǒ dōu pà wǒ shì chéng dū shuǎ jiā bāng
[00:55.80] wǒ jiù shuō sì chuān huà chàng dào nǐ wá ér xīn tóu huāng
[00:58.30] nǐ xiǎng hē yǒng chuǎng hái yào qiē piāo pō liáng
[01:00.98] nǐ yuán pèi xiǎng liàn yǒng chūn hǎn nǐ huí qiè zhàn zhuāng
[01:04.99] kào zhuō zi
[01:25.43] āi zhǎng de kǎ wā yī chuān zhe super me
[01:28.14] āi nǐ wá hǎo yáng qì hái yào cos
[01:30.79] āi nǐ shuō zhǐ mǎi zhèng pǐn wǒ dōu bù xiǎng tīng
[01:33.43] āi láo zī wēi bó jiào zuò fēi xíng fàn bīng bīng
[01:35.68] nǐ dǒng nǐ mua gè chuí zhí nǐ shà zǐ dōu bú huì
[01:38.44] kuài qiè mài diǎn qiē gāo hǎo qiè gěi nǐ jiāo xué fèi
[01:41.13] xué fèi bù gòu kuài qiè bǎo jiàn gěi wǒ cuō cuō bèi
[01:43.74] yí gè dōu méi fú wù hǎo nǐ jiù hǎn yuē mǎ lèi
[01:46.80] hǎo le zhēn de bù xiǎng tīng
[01:48.14] é tīng dào bù xiǎng tíng
[01:49.44] é zhè wá ér hǎo niú bǐ
[01:50.79] é tīng dào nǎo ké yūn
[01:54.80] tīng dào tīng dào nǎo ké yūn tíng tíng tíng tíng tíng
[01:55.17] jué de lái bù qǐ le nǐ kào zhuō zi wǒ jiù tíng
[01:57.17] zuò dào kè zhuō shàng kàn dào shì juàn nǎo ké fā yūn
[01:59.82] shì juǎn yī diū dà bù xiàng qián kǎo nǐ mǎ mài pí
[02:02.37] xiāo sǎ zǒu chū jiào shì mén zhǐ sāng mà huái tài shén
[02:05.11] láo zī bú yào bì yè zhèng lǎo nǐ néng ná wǒ zǎ gè zhěng
[02:08.34] āi yō bǎ wǒ lā jìn jiào dǎo chù
[02:11.11] āi yō jiā zhǎng miàn qián bǎ wǒ shù
[02:13.82] āi yō pí kuà luàn kuà mǔ lǎo hǔ
[02:16.49] āi yō super star
[02:18.79] kào zhuō zi
[02:50.00] yǐng piān yīn pín jiǎn jí lái zì tǐ yù kè gǎi chéng shù xué kè huì zěn yàng