[00:00.000] | 作词 : 黄思成 |
[00:01.000] | 作曲 : 今晚吃鱼丸 |
[00:05.80] | 混音:Y.C |
[00:10.83] | 犒桌子 |
[00:31.87] | 你犒桌子我就停 今天放假行不行 |
[00:34.75] | 耍到夜晚站在楼顶月亮都说我好有型 |
[00:37.47] | 妹儿牵我手 非常漂亮九零后 |
[00:39.73] | 成都黑为go 只听我歌只喊6 |
[00:42.53] | 有人问我会不会二押三押五押 |
[00:45.00] | 你打通我嘞看哈备注押韵专家 |
[00:47.74] | 劳资flow钓的你娃肯定学都学不来 |
[00:50.39] | 就像龟兔赛跑你是乌龟跑都跑不快 |
[00:53.14] | 劳资吊了我都怕 我是成都耍家帮 |
[00:55.80] | 我就说四川话 唱到你娃儿心头慌 |
[00:58.30] | 你想喝勇闯 还要切飘坡良 |
[01:00.98] | 你原配想练咏春 喊你回切站桩 |
[01:04.99] | 犒桌子 |
[01:25.43] | 哎 长的卡哇伊穿着super me |
[01:28.14] | 哎 你娃好洋气 还要cos |
[01:30.79] | 哎 你说只买正品我都不想听 |
[01:33.43] | 哎 劳资微博叫做飞行饭兵兵 |
[01:35.68] | 你懂你mua个垂直你啥子都不会 |
[01:38.44] | 快切卖点切糕好切给你交学费 |
[01:41.13] | 学费不够快切保健给我搓搓背 |
[01:43.74] | 一个都没服务好你就喊曰马累 |
[01:46.80] | 好了真的不想听 |
[01:48.14] | 额 听到不想停 |
[01:49.44] | 额 这娃儿好牛笔 |
[01:50.79] | 额 听到脑壳晕 |
[01:54.80] | 听到听到脑壳晕 停停停停停 |
[01:55.17] | 觉得来不起了你犒桌子我就停 |
[01:57.17] | 坐到课桌上看到试卷脑壳发晕 |
[01:59.82] | 试 卷 一丢 大步向前 考你 马麦皮 |
[02:02.37] | 潇洒走出教室门 指桑 骂 槐 太神 |
[02:05.11] | 劳资不要毕业证老 你能拿我咋个整 |
[02:08.34] | 哎哟 把我拉进教导处 |
[02:11.11] | 哎哟 家长面前把我数 |
[02:13.82] | 哎哟 皮 跨 乱 跨 母 老 虎 |
[02:16.49] | 哎哟 super star |
[02:18.79] | 犒桌子 |
[02:50.00] | (影片音频剪辑来自体育课改成数学课会怎样) |
[00:00.000] | zuo ci : huang si cheng |
[00:01.000] | zuo qu : jin wan chi yu wan |
[00:05.80] | hun yin: Y. C |
[00:10.83] | kao zhuo zi |
[00:31.87] | ni kao zhuo zi wo jiu ting jin tian fang jia xing bu xing |
[00:34.75] | shua dao ye wan zhan zai lou ding yue liang dou shuo wo hao you xing |
[00:37.47] | mei er qian wo shou fei chang piao liang jiu ling hou |
[00:39.73] | cheng du hei wei go zhi ting wo ge zhi han 6 |
[00:42.53] | you ren wen wo hui bu hui er ya san ya wu ya |
[00:45.00] | ni da tong wo lei kan ha bei zhu ya yun zhuan jia |
[00:47.74] | lao zi flow diao de ni wa ken ding xue dou xue bu lai |
[00:50.39] | jiu xiang gui tu sai pao ni shi wu gui pao dou pao bu kuai |
[00:53.14] | lao zi diao le wo dou pa wo shi cheng du shua jia bang |
[00:55.80] | wo jiu shuo si chuan hua chang dao ni wa er xin tou huang |
[00:58.30] | ni xiang he yong chuang hai yao qie piao po liang |
[01:00.98] | ni yuan pei xiang lian yong chun han ni hui qie zhan zhuang |
[01:04.99] | kao zhuo zi |
[01:25.43] | ai zhang de ka wa yi chuan zhe super me |
[01:28.14] | ai ni wa hao yang qi hai yao cos |
[01:30.79] | ai ni shuo zhi mai zheng pin wo dou bu xiang ting |
[01:33.43] | ai lao zi wei bo jiao zuo fei xing fan bing bing |
[01:35.68] | ni dong ni mua ge chui zhi ni sha zi dou bu hui |
[01:38.44] | kuai qie mai dian qie gao hao qie gei ni jiao xue fei |
[01:41.13] | xue fei bu gou kuai qie bao jian gei wo cuo cuo bei |
[01:43.74] | yi ge dou mei fu wu hao ni jiu han yue ma lei |
[01:46.80] | hao le zhen de bu xiang ting |
[01:48.14] | e ting dao bu xiang ting |
[01:49.44] | e zhe wa er hao niu bi |
[01:50.79] | e ting dao nao ke yun |
[01:54.80] | ting dao ting dao nao ke yun ting ting ting ting ting |
[01:55.17] | jue de lai bu qi le ni kao zhuo zi wo jiu ting |
[01:57.17] | zuo dao ke zhuo shang kan dao shi juan nao ke fa yun |
[01:59.82] | shi juan yi diu da bu xiang qian kao ni ma mai pi |
[02:02.37] | xiao sa zou chu jiao shi men zhi sang ma huai tai shen |
[02:05.11] | lao zi bu yao bi ye zheng lao ni neng na wo za ge zheng |
[02:08.34] | ai yo ba wo la jin jiao dao chu |
[02:11.11] | ai yo jia zhang mian qian ba wo shu |
[02:13.82] | ai yo pi kua luan kua mu lao hu |
[02:16.49] | ai yo super star |
[02:18.79] | kao zhuo zi |
[02:50.00] | ying pian yin pin jian ji lai zi ti yu ke gai cheng shu xue ke hui zen yang |
[00:00.000] | zuò cí : huáng sī chéng |
[00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : jīn wǎn chī yú wán |
[00:05.80] | hùn yīn: Y. C |
[00:10.83] | kào zhuō zi |
[00:31.87] | nǐ kào zhuō zi wǒ jiù tíng jīn tiān fàng jià xíng bù xíng |
[00:34.75] | shuǎ dào yè wǎn zhàn zài lóu dǐng yuè liàng dōu shuō wǒ hǎo yǒu xíng |
[00:37.47] | mèi ér qiān wǒ shǒu fēi cháng piào liàng jiǔ líng hòu |
[00:39.73] | chéng dū hēi wèi go zhǐ tīng wǒ gē zhǐ hǎn 6 |
[00:42.53] | yǒu rén wèn wǒ huì bú huì èr yā sān yā wǔ yā |
[00:45.00] | nǐ dǎ tōng wǒ lei kàn hā bèi zhù yā yùn zhuān jiā |
[00:47.74] | láo zī flow diào de nǐ wá kěn dìng xué dōu xué bù lái |
[00:50.39] | jiù xiàng guī tù sài pǎo nǐ shì wū guī pǎo dōu pǎo bù kuài |
[00:53.14] | láo zī diào le wǒ dōu pà wǒ shì chéng dū shuǎ jiā bāng |
[00:55.80] | wǒ jiù shuō sì chuān huà chàng dào nǐ wá ér xīn tóu huāng |
[00:58.30] | nǐ xiǎng hē yǒng chuǎng hái yào qiē piāo pō liáng |
[01:00.98] | nǐ yuán pèi xiǎng liàn yǒng chūn hǎn nǐ huí qiè zhàn zhuāng |
[01:04.99] | kào zhuō zi |
[01:25.43] | āi zhǎng de kǎ wā yī chuān zhe super me |
[01:28.14] | āi nǐ wá hǎo yáng qì hái yào cos |
[01:30.79] | āi nǐ shuō zhǐ mǎi zhèng pǐn wǒ dōu bù xiǎng tīng |
[01:33.43] | āi láo zī wēi bó jiào zuò fēi xíng fàn bīng bīng |
[01:35.68] | nǐ dǒng nǐ mua gè chuí zhí nǐ shà zǐ dōu bú huì |
[01:38.44] | kuài qiè mài diǎn qiē gāo hǎo qiè gěi nǐ jiāo xué fèi |
[01:41.13] | xué fèi bù gòu kuài qiè bǎo jiàn gěi wǒ cuō cuō bèi |
[01:43.74] | yí gè dōu méi fú wù hǎo nǐ jiù hǎn yuē mǎ lèi |
[01:46.80] | hǎo le zhēn de bù xiǎng tīng |
[01:48.14] | é tīng dào bù xiǎng tíng |
[01:49.44] | é zhè wá ér hǎo niú bǐ |
[01:50.79] | é tīng dào nǎo ké yūn |
[01:54.80] | tīng dào tīng dào nǎo ké yūn tíng tíng tíng tíng tíng |
[01:55.17] | jué de lái bù qǐ le nǐ kào zhuō zi wǒ jiù tíng |
[01:57.17] | zuò dào kè zhuō shàng kàn dào shì juàn nǎo ké fā yūn |
[01:59.82] | shì juǎn yī diū dà bù xiàng qián kǎo nǐ mǎ mài pí |
[02:02.37] | xiāo sǎ zǒu chū jiào shì mén zhǐ sāng mà huái tài shén |
[02:05.11] | láo zī bú yào bì yè zhèng lǎo nǐ néng ná wǒ zǎ gè zhěng |
[02:08.34] | āi yō bǎ wǒ lā jìn jiào dǎo chù |
[02:11.11] | āi yō jiā zhǎng miàn qián bǎ wǒ shù |
[02:13.82] | āi yō pí kuà luàn kuà mǔ lǎo hǔ |
[02:16.49] | āi yō super star |
[02:18.79] | kào zhuō zi |
[02:50.00] | yǐng piān yīn pín jiǎn jí lái zì tǐ yù kè gǎi chéng shù xué kè huì zěn yàng |