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[ti:The Spicy Mchaggis jig] |
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[ar:Dropkick Murphys] |
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[al:] |
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I'll tell you a story, |
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believe me it's true |
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A tale you'd best hope |
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never happens to you |
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old spicy mcHaggis |
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How he met his fate |
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you I can save,but |
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for him it's too late! |
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Spicy was big, |
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burly and strong |
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his pipes were gigantic |
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And so was his schlong |
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from city to city |
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running around |
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always looking for chicks |
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over four hundred pounds! |
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One night at the pub |
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a girl caught his eye |
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big as a house |
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Just the right size |
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the broad was enormous |
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Stacked to the hilt |
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spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt |
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The piper delivered his best pick-up line |
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thought to himself |
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"This beast is all mine" |
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the portly young lady could stand for no more |
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Grabbed his cojones and went for the door |
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They got to her house |
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and dimmed all the lights |
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Spicy was in for one hell of a night |
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he said that he loved her, |
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He'd always be true " |
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But |
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Mr. Mchaggis, |
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I've only just met you!!" |
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By now he saw double |
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through his drunken eyes |
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Neither had looks or appropriate size |
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he came to his sense |
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Thought to himself |
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"At this time of night I won't find nothing else" |
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he took off his shirt |
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She lifted her skirt, |
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they pulled out his unit |
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and stared to play |
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she asked for a glove |
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He gave her a shove |
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had baby McHaggis nine months to-the-day |
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Spicy! |
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Spicy! |
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Spicy! |
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Spicy! |
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Spicy! |
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Spicy! |
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Spicy! |
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Spicy! |
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One night at the pub |
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a girl caught his eye |
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big as a house |
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Just the right size |
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the broad was enormous |
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Stacked to the hilt |
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spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt |
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The piper delivered his best pick-up line |
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thought to himself |
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"This beast is all mine" |
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the portly young lady could stand for no more |
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Grabbed his cojones and went for the door |
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Three packs a day |
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he'll smoke 'til he dies |
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Spicy McHaggis |
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one hell of a guy! |
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I don't know what you all are talking about...and who drank all my beer!? |